James wiped stray cum from his face and shuffled back and off of the bed. Straightening his stance he gave Lupin a nervous look and stuttered, "Mooney, good lord...We...um...DON'T YOU EVER KNOCK YOU GIT?!"

Sirius zipped his pants quickly. He felt a large stab of pain... "HOLY SHIT I GOT IT CAUGHT IN THE ZIPPER!"

James put his face in his hands. He could feel the heat from his blush, now from embarrassment instead of ecstasy. "Dammit..." he hissed under his breath.

Remus was stuck there, dumbfounded by his discovery. He couldn't feel his legs move. All the blood had rushed to his head. He fainted.

James stood there for a second then rushed to his side. "REMUS!" he yelled, bent over her friend. He poked his ribs roughly to revive him. "Effing git, doesn't even knock, and then faints..."

Sirius was staring pale-faced at his penis. "OH... GOD... IT HURTS..."

"Pull the damn zipper down..."

"I can't! That'll hurt worse!"

James abandoned his post by Remus, quickly walked over to Sirius, and wrenched the zipper down. "Live with it till it stops throbbing..." He briskly walked back to Lupin and kicked him in the thigh. "WAKE UP YOU STUPID GIT!!"

Sirius fell back on the armchair. "Ow..." Just as he thought he'd need a healing potion one appeared on the desk. He looked up at the ceiling. "Thanks." He said to the room. Then he went over to Remus. "You alright Remus?"

Remus' eyes blinked open, a slight groan escaped his lips as he reached down to rub his butt, which is what he had fallen on first. "Wow guys, I had the weirdest dream," Remus began to say, "You and Sirius were doing it and-" He had been looking at James's face and cut himself off when he spotted the small dot of cum on his chin. His face flushed over. "Oh Merlin, It wasn't a dream, was it?"

James wiped the remaining cum off his chin and pulled Remus to his feet. "Well...you don't knock...If you had, you would've been spared the shock." he stated, attempting to be calm about it, but his blush told another tale.

Sirius grinned. "Yeah.. You caught us..." He didn't seem to care. "I'm sorry you were so shocked." He gave Remus a butterbeer from a small fridge.

"But ...You Two...You.." He stuttered, to shocked to form a sentence.

James made him sit on the edge of the bed. "Calm down Mooney. And...never repeat what you saw to anyone," he said giving him a glare, "But more importantly, calm down."

"I will, I will...But you two-" Remus began to say.

"We what? He's bi, right James. And I'm gay. That's why I turned down every girl in the last two years... I realized what I was."

"Yeah...me too. Geez wolf, calm down. Or I'll make you." he said getting right into his face.

"You...Your.." He cut himself off this time, his eyes went wide. He could feel a blush rising on his face from James being so close to him. And the blush wasn't the only thing rising. But...he didn't want the other two boys to know that...or did he?

James smirked as he sensed lust emit from Lupin's aura. "Well...maybe it's time we find out what Mooney is, eh Padfoot?" James closed the remaining space between their lips and licked the line between Lupin's. He forced his friend back a bit as he wanted to be on top.

Sirius grinned. "Just don't make him faint again." He bit Remus' earlobe. Just enough to set him off.

Remus moaned loudly into James's mouth. His mouth opening to grant access to James's tongue as he moaned again and arched into James kiss.

James didn't hesitate to stick his tongue down Lupin's throat and push him all the way down, giving him the ability to straddle him. He moaned lightly as his legs rubbed up against Remus'.

Sirius pulled James' pants down. "Don't mind if I insert myself, do you? Doesn't matter." Sirius grabbed a tube of oil from one of the drawers and wiped it on himself. Then he slipped into James.

James pulled his mouth off of Remus's enough to moan loudly and flush. He bucked forward into Remus's crotch.

Sirius reached forward and began to rub Remus' loins.

Remus let out a loud moan as he began to writhe at the two boys touch, arching and bucking sporadically.

James rammed into Remus as Sirius rammed into him. He pinned Remus' arms above his head, then dipped down to lick and bite his collar bone.

Sirius bit James' shoulder as he grunted with the effort. He felt himself grow inside of Prongs.

Prongs arched upward with pleasure and moaned loudly as he felt the growth. He looked back down at Remus and started kissing down his body, all the while cumming delicately...

Sirius felt himself about to hit climax inside of James. He fought it in order to make it well up inside of himself. Padfoot suddenly felt it take him over like a wave. He couldn't stop it no more than he could a real wave. It crashed over him. He came inside of Prongs.

Remus arched as he felt the wave of climax come over him. He came largely as he landed on himself and James, all the boys heaving with the ecstasy they had experienced.

James moaned as he felt the juices from himself, and the other boys slide over his. He hung his head and panted, ready for a steady breathing state or a cigarette.

Remus panted, and rolled on his side after the other two got off of him. He sat in silence. Half to calm down, the other half to contemplate. "I...don;t know" he finally huffed out.

James cocked an eyebrow as he pulled his shirt back on. "Don't know what?"

Remus gave him a look of utter confusion. "My orientation..."

"You want to find out, Rem?" Sirius went over to his pants and slipped them on. He found his shirt and put it on without buttoning it.

James fully dressed himself by now, and turned to look at Black with interest. "Padfoot, my dearest friend, how are we going to do that? We just can't pull a random girl out of the hallway to fuck. Although, they probably would do it for you..."

"No no... I have it under control." He pulled out his wand and pointed it at himself. "Abeosecus!" A small flash of light engulfed him. Then disappeared. He, or she rather, had long, black hair. It was slightly wavy and really thick and shiny. Her shirt hung open showing part of a white bra with black lace and black polka dots on it. She wore a skirt that looked like a normal uniform skirt that the girls wore except that it was about 6 inches shorter. She had a skinny build yet breasts that had to be at least 'D's. Sirius had long stockings that went just below her knees and no shoes. He had changed into a goddess.

Remus stared at Sirius with wide eyes. "WHAT DID YOU DO?! THAT'S NOT ATTRACTIVE!"

James stared as well, but in a different manner..."Woah...if I didn't know you were a guy and I was entirely straight and if I didn't love Lily, I would take you as my own..." James then turned to smirk at Remus. "But since Mooney has a different opinion, I believe he's a fag."

"So your definitely gay. What does loving Lily have to do with anything? You just did it with us, Prongs." Padfoot seemed a little confused.

James gave him a look. "I meant IF I was ENTIRELY straight and I DIDN'T love Lily than I'd take you aw MY own...never mind." he said, stopping the attempt at explaining what exactly went through his twisted bisexual skull.

"Okaaaay... Well what's the spell that changes me back?" Sirius asked James.

James gave him a blunt look. "I don't know it."

Remus sat in shock as his friends bickered. 'Gay..', he thought, 'Makes perfect sense. It explains it all. Why I never like females. Why I fell in love with Padfoot.' He looked up to stare at Padfoot, well his female form. 'Girl...' he thought, wincing, 'Gross.'

"Goddammit! Who would know it? What about Evans? She might know." Sirius began to button up her shirt and put her tie around her neck. Then she went over to her shoes. She wrinkled her nose at the manly shoes and changed them into boots that went up to her knees. "Now I feel hot." Her grinned largely. They realized that her voice had changed too. It was higher, yet the same smooth British accent it had been. It was seductive.

James jumped excitedly. "LILY! Yes! Quickly, Mooney old chap, get your pants back on so we can go see Lily!"

Remus gave his friend a slight look of disgust. James always has problems with 'obsession'. He pulled out his wand and whispered softly while flicking it, "Dressmido Rapido!" His clothes re-appeared on him, and he stayed in his current sitting state.

Remus looked unusually stern and kept his eyes still. Inside, he absolutely loathed each and every bastard that stared at HIS Sirius. But, then again, he loathed Sirius's new.…'state.'

They went to the Gryffindor Common Room to find Lily sitting at a table. She was leaning over a History of Magic book and studying it silently.

James bounded over to her and threw his arms around the girl's neck. "Lily. My love. My mate. My angel of beauty! How wonderful it is to find you here, alone and not busy whatsoever!"

"What is it Potter... You smell like sex." She grinned at him. "Who is that?" She asked referring to the Sirius. Lily looked a little jealous that the girl had been walking with James. She'd liked him since first year even though she found him a little arrogant sometimes.

James blushed, then quickly recovered. "Maybe I smell like that for you...", he whispered seductivly. Not giving her reaction time, he jumped back and put his arm around Sirius' shoulders. "This, Lily, is the one, the only, Sirius Black with a vagina!"

Sirius grimaced. "I did the abeosecus curse and I can't change myself back... Do you know how? I would be forever in your debt."

"Actually I don't. But I think I know who might. Go check with Severus Snape."

Remus scowled at her answer. "Will never be able to change the stupid git back!"

James patted Lily on the head. "Thank you my dear. Now, where IS Snivellus?"

"He might be in the library. I heard him say something about a Dragons essay and needing to do research for it yesterday."

James grabbed both of his friends by the wrists' and dashed out of the portrait hole. "Quickly! To the Snivellus cave!"

"YOUR WELCOME!" Evans yelled after them. Sighing, she went back to stu

Sirius looked at Remus, "What?"

Remus averted his gaze. His chest felt heavy. That voice wasn't HIS voice...

James kicked open the door to the library with a triumphant 'Hi-yah!' and an angry glare from Madam Prince. He spotted Snape and approached his table. Sitting down right in front of him, he put his chin in his hands and mused with fake lust, "You look greasy when you study..."

"Quit teasing him. He won't want to help us already." Sirius said.

Remus shot James a look of warning as well.

Severus looked up. His eyes met with a beautiful girl. "Wh- Who are you?" He said with real lust in his eyes.

"Sirius Black..." Padfoot grinned lightly at the look on their enemy's face.

Severus' face dropped. "No effing way."

" Why? Got a thing for guys Snivellus?" he said, immediately regretting it, as he felt his own stomach drop, along with the angry glare of Mooney boring into his back.

Remus huffed his anger out and turned to Black. "Just ask him your damned request."

Sirius explained what happened. "And now I can't change back. You know the most about countercharms.. will you please change me back?"

James prodded him with a pencil. "Please Snivvy!"

Remus just stood there in a brooding state, still rather confused and angered.

"What do I get out of it?" Severus asked.

"What do you want out of it?" Sirius eyed him. Already not liking where this was going. He didn't' want to have to wash Severus' tighty whities for a week.

Severus bit his bottom lip. "Well... I'm still... a virgin..."

James pushed his opinion in quickly. "So you want to learn how to take a shower, so girls won't be disgusted! Sure thing Shnivly..."

Remus, however, knew what he meant, his stomach dropping. "So you want Sirius in...his current state?"

Sirius looked appalled. "NO!"

"It's either that or I don't change you back into a guy, Black." Severus loved getting what he wanted.

Remus and James shared a revolted look as they looked at one-another. There looks only changed when they turned to look at Padfoot. James gave him a look of utter bemusement, while Remus gave him one of longing and pain.

"Well... I'm either stuck as a woman or I have to sleep with Snivelly... I miss Snuffles though!"

James cocked an eyebrow, "Who the hell is Snuffles? Your Remus plushie?"

Remus smacked James on the back of his skull, cursing under his breath.

"No, It's my penis." Sirius had a wide grin on his/her face.

Remus blushed at the thought.

James, however, burst into a fit of laughter. "Brilliant," he cried, "I want to name mine now!"

"So I suppose I'll sleep with you Snivellus. And, James, I think you should name it Harry... I dunno why I thought of that..." (Heh... then they name Harry after James' penis.)

James shrugged and walked off. 'I'll go get the room of requirements ready."

Remus began to waver in a dizzy manner. He took the chair that James had recently vacated and put his head in his hands. 'No...,' he thought.

Serverus went off to get ready. Sirius saw Remus' reaction. "What's the matter?" He sat down beside Remus and wrapped one of his arms around his shoulder.