PART 2
The soldier was better than Sebastian in every way. He was bigger, stronger, and had a gun. But Sebastian had one secret weapon.
HE WAS FUCKING ADORABLE.
And he was not afraid to manipulate others into his cuteness.
So Sebastian flirting the hell out of that barn.
He pouted his lips and opened his eyes super wide. He did that weird Ariana Grande angle thing but he pulled it off because, as previously mentioned, HE IS FUCKING ADORABLE. And he stuck out that bootay, because you gotta flaunt wat yo mamma gave you.
And the guard pointes his gun at Sebastian's head, and wanted to pull the trigger, but he couldn't. The soldier's hand faltered and shook with overwhelming cuteness. He had no choice but to sentence Sebastian the bunny to Siberia, for sharing a pen with Charlotte and not telling the Great Stalin of her transsexual conspiracies.
Sebastian decided he would live on, for Charlotte, for his wife and children, and for his sister (who was really only used so that I didn't have to create another character and who we can just presume is also dead because I'm lazy and am tired of killing off characters romantically). He would spread the word of the LGBTQQASP club and flash his rainbows across the red communism flag.
Sebastian would be fabulous. He had to be.