AUTHOR'S NOTE : Welcome to the next chapter of the list! Feel free to send me suggestions of who I should make a list of next. I'm probably going to start with the easiest ones first, but if you suggest it, I could probably do it. I'm doing two people in this one so it's easier instead of making two short lists.
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Ways to Annoy Bleach Characters
Ayasegawa Yumichika and Madarame
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Madarame Ikkaku
1. Call him baldy, pachinko head, or any other nickname Yachiru calls him that refers to his head
2. Ask him why he wears red eyeshadow at the corner of his eyes
3. Ask him if he's naturally bald or if he was a monk when he was alive
4. Tell him that Yachiru is stronger than him
5. Call him Bruce Lee, Jet Li, or Jackie Chan when ever he brings out Hozukimaru
6. Spit on his head
7. When he turns around, tell him that his head was dirty and you were trying to clean it
8. Walk behind him and tell him to stop moving, and when he asks why tell him you wanted to use his head as a mirror
9. Tell him that he'll never make Zaraki proud
10. Call him a wimp
11. Do the 'lucky dance' whenever he walks into the room
12. Tell Yachiru that he has candy on him
13. Replace Hozukimaru with a regular pole
14. Mock how shiny his head is in the light
15. When the sun's up, use his head as a reflector
16. Draw hair on his head using a sharpie
17. Put makeup on him
18. When he asks you what you're doing, tell him that he forgot the rest of the eyeshadow and it looked weird
19. Tell him his lucky dance is retarded
20. Have Yachiru chase him around all day
21. Slap him with a fish
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Ayasegawa Yumichika
1. Call him ugly
2. Tell him that Omeada is prettier than him
3. Tell them that everyone likes Ganju better than him
4. Shave half of his head
5. Add pink hair dye to his shampoo and conditioner
6. Steal his moisturizer and other beauty products and throw them away
7. Tell Ikkaku and Kenpachi about his zanpakuto
8. Put a mirror in front of his face then smash it and say "Oh I guess beauty doesn't last"
9. Tell him that he's gay
10. Cut off his feathers
11. Burn all of his clothes
12. Take a picture of him when he had that afro and distribute it around the division
13. Tell him that Yachiru's much older and mature
14. Draw a line on his face and tell him that he has a wrinkle
15. Give him a coupon for a sex change
16. Put bugs in his makeup kit
17. Whenever he starts to say 'I'm' shout 'gay' or 'ugly' after it
18. Stuff melons down his shirt
19. Try to set him up on a blind date with one of the men in the division
20. Tell him that his clothes want to be returned to the 70's
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Thank you for reading the second chapter. Feel free to suggest any people that may sound funny. Hope you guys review!!!