First Question: Does FF7 make sense?

"Uhhh, must be a non answerable question. My first time playing, I am on the search for Aeris at the forgotten city. Damned, I must get up at 6 a.m. now it's midnight. Ok then we sent them to sleep and then I safe! Oh man, someone should tell me that!"

Second Question: Please see first question!

"Still first game: Northern cave. Stupid wind! Oh who are you? Ok we fight then! The second gap: Oh no not again! Hey wait a minute. After a while the third gap: Hah! You again! Easy!"

Explanation for those who never played before, uhh gives those people still?

Every time the same opponent!

Third Question: What did they thought?

"I ask myself the same! That is a children's game? But the scene, with Tifa on that airship! Let's say bra size, uhhh gives it that?"

Fourth Question: And now again third question!

"He's gone! And now, where is he? Hmm with Aeris I had to sleep, no damned does not work. Moment, what did Red say, ohhhh I have to talk to him. An island in the south. One look at map. Which?"

Fifth Question: I want a different question, not the third again.

"I found Cloud, but now Tifa is gone too. Cid is leader. And what now, oha Cait explain what I have to do! Great at least I know where to go! Ok, first Fort Condor, then Corel. Midgar Zolom I thank you, I learned to safe everywhere. After train wreck, what is this for a game?"

My sixth Question: Is only funny here in Germany

"Sometimes our translator had a blackout! Rufus changed his name in the German game to Brutus!"

Seventh Question: Is the game funny?

"Oh yes, the scene with Palmer and the truck, just hilarious. And the answers from the different groups to Cloud's question after the snowboard, just great.

Eight Question: Do you want to throw the game out the window?

"Of course! Try Ruby or Emerald Weapon at Level 40! (That was before Google, after Google easy!) And those Chocobos, a nightmare, but they get their own chapter."

Ninth question: Do we find everything?

"Ok I'm not. Still looking for the way to one box and a few Enemy skills. But I need help. If I came today to Gaia, I would never get lost, but that darned harpy at the grassland. I don't find it! So help me!"

Tenth question: Does Yuffie nerve?

"Yes, but we love her anyway!"

Eleventh question: Please look under one and two!

"Those games at the wonder square. Did anyone played them all? Is that answer enough! Please no explanations! Thank you!"

Twelfth question: Oh the translation again.

"The last stand at the northern cave! Wow I thought only Cloud does not open his mouth, great conversations! Either they had no more coffee or they had deadline!" (Ok have now English game, is not much better!)

Now one thing for my own: Those orange jumping balls at the northern cave, does anyone know the English or German Name from the original Japanese Name? Why? German Name: Laughing fit, English one not much better!

Thirteen question: How does that go?

"I pissed Google off, loaded about 250 pages down, and, but….Ok I do not understand it but here it is? Why is Red's grandfather a human? Brrrr even my Imagination strikes at that!"

Fourthteen question: Is really not a question, but…..

The Honey bee in Wall Mart. Those two rooms Cloud can enter, the one with the little boy and the other one where Cloud takes a bath with Mukki and his buddies. "Oh god my imagination!" But now my thoughts: "This is a game for children?"

""Maybe, but I hope they know what that is or are too young!"

Fifth teen question: What happened under the Highwind?

"No, I'm not explaining or I have to put the rating up!"

Seventeen question: That reminds me, where are my Buggy or Tiny Bronco?

"YUFFIE!"

Eighteen Question: Are all games the same?

"Nope, have now English Game. I found two new opponents. Let's see what else shows up, at the moment breed I again! Ok who wants a Chocobo? Got too many!"

Nineteen Question: Do the people thing you are crazy when you play it?

Yes, I'm full time in School. Learning windows outlook! Have the book with 76 pages and my plan in front of me on Monday Morning at 8 a.m. Then I get to the second to last task: Please open book at page 154! Huh? Lean to neighbor: "Do we have second book?" "Huh?" Ok then teacher, oh ok it does not fit anymore! Right!

Look at my watch: 2:30 p.m. at 4 p.m. is school out, ok then we make…

Tuesday 9 a.m. "Teacher do we have more tasks for this!" At 11 a.m. "Teacher do…." "You make the final test on Friday!" Huh? What do I do until then? Ok Internet I come! Expl: Had game at that time, but no PC!

Shit, no cheats sides open, what I do now? I read until Thursday 9 a.m. half of Wikipedia, then it hit me. The name, only the name. Now we see! WOW that many, but what is that? Final Fantasy Advent children? Never heard of that! Ohh it gives pictures, too! So I go to pictures.

Who is that? Cute, but somewhere I know him from? VINCENT? Now my neighbor looks strange, pfft I'm bored! Ok let's see if I find Cl….Oh man, he's soooo, nope the youngsters!

Hmm that were pictures, oh I have movies too? Hah I'm coming!

In our school was it forbidden to play online, so at 1 p.m. Teacher: "Mrs. (My Name) That's a game, you better close that!" I: "No! That's a movie and I watch that now. I'm bored!"

My neighbor changed places!

And the final question: Make Video games addicted?

"Let's see, I had the German game, now the English one. I have both movies! Write about the game and the movie! Maybe, but I think I open FF7 Anonymous. Who wants to join?"