APH little mermaid ch 2
They came up to the surface of the water near a rock where a seagull was sitting, "Italy!" America yelled as he and Canada swam closer to him. Italy looked around through a telescope the wrong way "Whoa! Merman off the port bow! America how you doing kid?" he yelled then lowered it to see that America was closer than he thought.
"Whoa, what a swim!" he said as he finally got to the rock. "Look what we found." He said putting the bag in front of Italy, "Yeah we had to go in a sunken ship, and it scared the crap out of me." Canada said looking up at Italy.
"Human stuff? Alright let me just look at this." He said looking at the fork, "Wow look at this, this is special, this is very, very unusual." Italy said scratching his head. "What? What is it?!" America asked barley able to keep his excitement in him.
"It's a dinglehopper! Humans use these to straighten their hair out. See with a twirl you get hair that the humans go nuts over!" Italy said as he put it through his hair making his feathers move about. "A dinglehopper!" America said looking at it in amazement.
"What about that one?" Canada said looking over at the pipe that sat on the rock. "Oh one of these, I haven't seen one of these in a long time. It's wonderful! A banded, bulbous-snarfblat." He said holding it by the mouth piece. "Ohhhh." America and Canada said at the same time turning to look at each other.
"Now, the snarfblat dates back to prehistorical time, when humans used to sit around, and stare at each other all day." He said getting really close to America's face, "Got very boring. So, they invented the snarfblat to make fine music. Allow me." He continued and began to blow into the pipe as seaweed popped out the other end.
"Music? Oh, the concert! Shit!" he said grabbing his things together, "The concert was today?" Canada asked watching America. "Maybe you should make a little planter out of it or something." Italy said talking about the pipe. "Got to go, thanks Italy." America said waving to Italy as he swam away "Ok." Italy said looking around the empty sea.
"Yeah just keep on swimming pretty boy. We don't want to miss your big daddy's celebration do you? Back in my day we had fantastic feasts when I lived up in the palace. Now look at me guys I am barely visible. I'll give them something to celebrate soon. Prussia! Belarus! I want you guys to keep an extra eye on the little lad. He may help me beat that filthy Germany to the ground." Russia said looking into his crystal ball.
"America where the hell have you been?" Germany asked, "I'm sorry I forgot, I-" America asked but was cut off by his father. "As a result of your carelessness," Germany said in a rage "Careless and irresponsible." France said.
"The celebration was, um-" Germany said but lost the words. "It sucked. And now I am the laughing stock of the kingdom!" France said flustered. "But it wasn't his fault. It was the um…shark. We tried to get away but that failed and grrrrrr, but then we were safe. Then we met up with a seagull a some other shit happened." Canada said swimming around as he told the King.
"Seagulls! What the fuck! You went up to the surface again!" Germany's face went deep red. "You don't have to worry everything was just fine." America said, "God Damn it America how many times have I told you that you shouldn't go to up there. The human will take you away if they ever saw it." Germany said getting up from his thrown. "Father they are not dangerous." America said moving his arms around as he complained. "They are. Do you think that I want my son to be taken up by a fish hook?" Germany said staring down his son.
"I'm not a fucking child anymore." America said crossing his arms over his chest. "You will not say another word. As long as you live here you will do as I say." Germany said, "Just listen to me." America said glaring at his father. "Don't say another word. I never want to hear of you going anywhere near the surface." Germany said with a pit of fire ragging in his eyes.
America left the room with Canada as he tried to hold back his tears. "Teens." France said watching America leave, "Do you think I was too harsh on him?" Germany sighed. "Nope. You have to keep him in place. If I was you I would be watching him all the time." France said looking in the direction that America had left.
"You're correct." Germany said looking over at the crustacean, "Yep." France said looking proud of himself. "He needs to be watched twenty-four seven." Germany said sitting up straight, "Naturally." France said looking smug. "To keep him out of his normal antics." Germany said smiling down at France. "All the time." France said, "You are just the one to do so." Germany said.
"How the fuck did I end up having to babysit?" France asked himself as he walked down the hall. "What the hell are they up to?" France asked watching America and Canada swim off. He followed them until they came to a cave, America looked around a few times before opening it up and going inside. France barley made it in before the rock that was covering it up went back into place.
The place was full of different human things, "You okay?" Canada asked as America looked the fork over. "I just wish I could make that ass listen to me. I don't see how they can't see how wonderful these guys are." America said looking over at Canada.
Look at this stuff
Isn't it neat?
Wouldn't you think my collection's complete?
Wouldn't you think I'm the guy
They guy who has everything?
Look at this trove
Treasures untold
How many wonders can one cavern hold?
Lookin' around here you'd think
Sure, she's got everything
I've got gadgets and gizmos aplenty
I've got whozits and whatzits galore
You want thingamabobs? I've got twenty
But who cares?
No big deal
I want more
I wanna be where the people are
I wanna see
Wanna see'em dancin'
Walkin' around on thoses
Whad'ya call'em? Oh feet
Flippin' your fins you don't get too far
Legs are required for jumpin', dancin'
Strollin' along down a
What's that word again? Street
Up where they walk
Up where they run
Up where they stay all day in the sun
Wanderin' free
Wish I could be
Part of that world
What would I give
If I could live
Otta these waters?
What would I pay
To spend a day
Warm on the sand?
Betcha on land
They understand
Bet they don't reprimand their daughters
Bright young women
Sick o' swimmin'
Ready to stand
And ready to know what the people know
Ask'em my questions
And get some Answers
What's a fire and why does it
What's the word? Burn?
When's it my turn?
Wouldn't I love
Love to explore that shore above?
Out of the sea
Wish I could be
Part of that world
France was messing around and they took a wrong step and came crashing down with a crap load of stuff making a lot of noise. "France?!" America asked as he swam over to France, "What the hell is all of this shit." France asked as he shook of something from his foot. "It's a hobby." America said looking around, "Hobby? If your father new about this place-" France said angrily.
"Please don't tell him." Canada said getting closer to France, "France, he would never understand." America said getting down to his level. "Your not thinking straight right now. Let's go home and talk." France said but America was busy watching a ship go by over head. "What do you think…" America said swimming up, "America!" France called and he and Canada fallowed behind her.