2. Beer
Bpov
"So what do you want to read?" he asked.
I still wasn't sure.
"Nevermind the reading, I have something funner planned." He said evilly.
Oh no. Maybe I should have listened to Edward's warnings.
"We should… watch a movie." He said.
I sighed in relief.
"I'll get you some coke." He offered.
"Okay, thanks." I said, unsure.
Empov
I went into the kitchen looking for the drinks I stashed in there. I found the coke I had bought, and poured the bottles down the sink. Ah, here's the beer. I poured the beer into the coke bottles. I went back into the living room a grabbed a random DVD. Get Smart, I wonder what that is. I thought.
"Let's watch this." I said, popping the disk into the DVD player. "You thirsty?" I asked.
"Yay." She said.
My plan was going along perfectly.
"Here you go." I handed her one of the beer bottles.
She took a sip.
"What kind of coke is this?" she asked.
"A limited edition flavor."
"Oh, okay." She took another sip.
-7 bottles of beer later-
Ha ha ha.
This is hilarious.
Drunk Bella is so much funnier than regular Bella.
She was dancing around the room singing.
"I'm singing in the rain! Ahh! Emmett help me! I'm getting wet!" she yelled.
She held up an imaginary umbrella.
"Nevermind. I'm safe now." She said, while she started dancing again.
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