Chapter 1: Sonic, In The Navy
Sonic looked at his number, number one. Shadow looked at Sonic.
"Hey fag boy, your not going to win."
"I'll show you Shadow, I will be parody master and win those emeralds, that will impress Knuckles for sure."
"Whatever Sonic, you make me sick, do what you want, round one is a gimme, just pick a song that fits you and reword it, what are you picking anyways, probably something gay like 'in the navy'?"
"Thats right Shadow."
"I knew it, whatever, I'm number two, so I'm on after you, just make sure you don't piss the judges off to bad."
Sonic entered the room and faced the judges, Vector, Charmy, and Espio.
"Ok Sonic, I've been hearing shit all day, please rape my ears with an awesome rewrite."
"Hit it bitch."
The song starts.
Knuckles give me pleasure
Take my dick and measure
Star in pornography
Knuckles can you begin to make my dreams all cum on you or
Or onto me
When can you like guys
Play in porn and skinny dive
Explore homosexuality
Knuckles is the man
I love his fucking can
When undiscovered partners meet
In my asshole
Yes, Knuckles can give my dick a squeeze
In my asshole
Yes, Knuckles can jerk me off with ease
In my asshole
Come on now, Knuckles, you make me stand
In my asshole, in my asshole
You can do it with your hands
In my asshole
Come on, and ride my fucking can
In my asshole
Come on cock as rough as paper sand
In my asshole
Come on Knuckles, jerk off in a pan
In my asshole, in my asshole, in my asshole (in my asshole)
I want you, I want you
See your cum as white as glue
If you don't like censors
Take your cock and enter
My poop shooting ass
You don't have to wait
There is no need to masturbate
Every drop of semen lasts
Maybe your not gay
To join the GSA
Bout don't you worry 'bout a thing
For I'm sure there will be
Always a good navy
My dick fits in like a key
Sonic grinned as he repeated the chorus. Vector, Charmy, and Espio's mouths dropped to the floor.
"What kind of sick shit was tha-"
"Watch it Charmy whispered Espio, despite the horrific lyrics, it was still an awesome rewrite, so if you don't want to get sued we have to send this guy through to the next round."
"He's right" added Vector "Your through to round two, send Shadow in, would ya?"
Sonic walked out and gave a cheer.
In the next chapter Shadow will will sing his parody of Crawling In The Dark.
The rewrites will never repeated choruses, the chorus will appear once in each rewrite.
I do not own the Sonic the Hedgehog franchise, or characters.