A/N: Collaboration with TVD_FFN_NIN, my unofficial beta and the Padfoot to my Moony.
Disclaimer: Harry Potter isn't ours. If it was, we would have a giant orgy with the cast. Oh yeah. That's how we do. :)
Dobby
Dobby was wandering around the empty halls of Hogwarts, testing out his new shoes, when he heard footsteps approaching.
"Dobby? That you?"
Dobby turned around to see the familiar Weasley boy.
"Ronald Weasley. How is Dobby to help you tonight?"
"Err—Harry and 'Mione aren't around anywhere and everyone else in the tower is asleep… And, well…" He trailed off.
Dobby seemed to understand what Ron was trying to say.
"I would be honored, Ronald Weasley."
"Yeah?"
"Follow Dobby. Dobby will show you where to go"
Dobby turned around and resumed walking, Ron following after him.
After a few minutes, and many staircases later, they appeared next to a rather large painting of a bowl of fruits.
"Well, What now?"
"Tickle the pear," was all Dobby said.
Ron frowned. "Tickle the pear? Guess it's worth a shot…"
With that said, Ron tickled the pear on the painting and it slowly moved forward to reveal a passage. A passage that led to the kitchens.
"It's like heaven… Thanks, Dobby."
"No need to thank Dobby. Dobby is happy to help Harry Potter's friend. Dobby knows what boys be wanting in the middle of the night."
Ron nodded and walked into the kitchens and as the painting door began to swing itself shut, he heard Dobby singing to himself softly, but unable to make out the words.
"I know what boys want… I know what boys like…"
A/N: So this brought to you by the brilliant mind of TVD_FFN_NIN. If you liked this, go check out her other stories! Stay tuned for more crack!