My Mother x All Haters
(A great idea from a Guest in the reviews)
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All the Haters were lined up, on their knees in front of a marvellous, glimmering gold throne, where Mother sat in all her glory.
The Haters shivered in fear, realizing that they were beneath Mother, that they were mere insignificant specks in a vast universe that she owned.
"Next." Mother boomed from her pedestal, and the Hater that was at the front of the line climbed up the flight of cobblestone steps towards the great looming figure.
The Hater stood, quivering before Mother, and said reluctantly, "For Eretstrid and Valour."
Mother then promptly used her Matter Manipulation powers to create a dragon out of thin air. Mother cut off the dragons scaly dick and inserted it into the anus of the terrified Hater.
This was tradition. Every year, all Haters would line up before the Mother of Eretstrid and get fucked by an object of her choice. Last year, the object was a toothbrush.
Mother would often sing the How To Train Your Dragon soundtrack during this session of fuckery, attempting to summon the Eretstrid Gods. Though she's never succeeded in the summoning, the Feminazis and the WallStreetJournal Gods would always give their blessings, along with the FouseyTube Gods and even the myth, the legend, the shitstain of the internet, Keemstar.
But, none of that satisfied Mother. She only wanted the approval of the Eretstrid Gods.
And as she fucked the Haters one by one, she swore to herself that she would gain the respect of the most powerful ship in the HTTYD fandom...
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This is what happens when you're sleep deprived and reading your reviews.
Hope you enjoyed. I swear I don't do drugs.
~FS29