TONIGHT
ON THE ABC WEEKEND SPECIAL SATURDAY MORNING MOVIE:
"Never underestimate the little people, especially if they outnumber you." - The J.A.M..
STEVEN SPIELBERG PRESENTS / PRESENTA / APRESENTA
THERE ARE THOSE…
"Hiya, Toonsters! I'm Buster Bunny!"
"And I'm Babs Bunny."
"No relation," they chorused.
WHO GLORY IN THE SPOTLIGHT…
"Hey, Ham-brain! One of the rules of being a sidekick is that you can't make the hero look bad!"
AND THERE ARE THOSE…
Some distance away, a certain member of the Tiny Toons cast was watching as the stars of the show made yet another dialogue to the camera. Quickly, she turned and walked away.
WHO FROM THE BEGINNING…
"It's kind of an unwritten rule. We simply stay back until we're called for. That's how we 'bit players' work."
LIE IN THE SHADOWS…
And whoever it was, whether male or female, she was sure that she would once again be pushed into the submissive role.
IGNORED…
"Whenever a 'group' is called for," explained Mary, "they immediately split off from the rest of us. Sometimes those two groups trade members, but neither feels comfortable working with any of us."
SHOVED BACK…
Plucky then stepped up to them and shoved Mary out of the way, nearly making her fall down. "Hey, Monty, pal, that's a great idea! I'm glad I'm not the only one here who's taking precautions!"
TRAMPLED…
Her warning was rudely cut off when she was run over by a purple bundle of libido that dashed across the restaurant toward her target.
OPPRESSED…
"…We saw him crying shortly after that, and he told us what happened. We got together, went to Steve and told him everything, and he gave Sneezer a mild apology, but didn't take back what he said because 'a Tiny Toon is a Tiny Toon,' he said…"
ABUSED…
Mary pulled loose the bow and opened the bo-
KABLAAAAAAMMMM!
UNTIL ONE TOON…
When he had left, Montana greedily rubbed his hands together and proceeded to leave the restaurant. And he would have, except that Mary suddenly stood in his way
DECIDES…
At this, the humanmaid became incensed, "What? Shirley, just what the hell is wrong with you!"
THAT THEY'VE HAD IT UP TO HERE
"…No, you don't. And you don't know because you don't need to know. And unless that knowledge makes you look better, you won't want to know. Gosh, if that's what you call a friend, I'd hate to be your enemy, even if that made me a star."
Hearing this, Calamity stopped, flattened his ears, raised his hackles, turned to the duck, snarled at him momentarily, and also stomped away.
"Okay then. But if you do an FDS on me or any of the other 'bit players', I'll personally remove your hide and give it to Elmyra."
Sneezer sniffed a trifle, and declared through clenched incisors, "That was for the phone call."
MARY MELODY, AS YOU'VE NEVER SEEN HER BEFORE…
She blindly threw the canisters across the room, making everyone duck and tuck their ears and tails in. "RACIST! RACIST CARTOONS!" With adrenaline-powered strength, she shoved the pile aside, knocking over the canisters and sending the projector crashing to the floor with an angry cacophony.
CREE SUMMER FRANKS
"Good afternoon, I'm Mary Melody, and this is a special K-ACME News Report…"
LUKE RUEGGER
"¡HIJOLE!"
CANDI MILO
"Right, hun!
KATH SOUCIE
"What do you mean by that, huh-huh?"
CALAMITY COYOTE AS HIMSELF
"You never thought that I could be anything except an American?"
LITTLE BEEPER AS HIMSELF
"¡Conejos gringos!"
THE J.A.M.
"I'm from Mexico."
LIFT UP
As the group moved down the hall, the other students parted to let them skate/pad/fly through. They wondered why Mary and the rest seemed unusually cheerful this morning.
MARY
"WARP! WAAARP! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRPPP!"
Two metres from the bull's-eye.
Must---------skate----------faster----------
THERE ARE OTHER TOONS HERE TOO
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