Chapter 1: That 70's

1976

Steven Foreman's Basement

Eric, Steven, Michael, and Donna are sitting in the basement.

Eric pointing his finger at Steven says, "Foreman come on, just get it."

Steven says, "Why don't you get Hyde?"

Eric says, "You want me to come hear again don't you?"

Steven thinks about it for a second and says, "I guess so."

Steven then says, "What if the government stops me?"

Eric looks at Steven dumbfounded and says, "Foreman, I would be more worried about your dad than the government. Just go get the beers before the party drinks them all."

"Okay fine, but if I don't come back in ten minutes you will know that the governments got me." Steven says before he starts walking up the stairs.

"Steven!" Donna says.

Steven stops, turns around, and says, "What?"

Donna says, "Whatever you do don't get caught up in my dad's hair."

Steven, confused, asks, "What's wrong with your dad's hair?"

Donna warns him again, "Just don't."

Steven walks up the stairs and the first person he sees is his mom. Then he enters the living room and sees two beers sitting on the table. As he goes to pick them up, his dad walks in front of him and asks, "So, Steven what are you looking at?"

A nervous Steven looks at the first thing he sees and says, "Mr. Pinciotti's hair."

Red looks over at Bob, looks back at Steven, chuckles, and says, "Yeah, his hair is not hard miss. Say Steven since we got the Toyota, I have been thinking, maybe we should try to get you a car."

Steven a little shocked says, "Really Dad? That would be..."

Bob interrupts Steven and says, "Hey Red, great party."

Red looks a Bob and sarcastically says, "Yeah... Bob, you know how much I like parties."

"Red I found these two beers just sitting on one of the tables and they're a little warm." Bob says while showing Red the two beers in his hands.

"Aww, gees... Steven why don't you take the beers down to the freezer. Oh and take these other two while your at it." Red said while handing Steven the beers.

Steven, who looks like he had just won the lottery, says, "Sure Dad."

Steven then turns around and races down the stairs with the beers in his hands.

Steven walked down the stairs, holding the beers in the air for all his friends to see.

Kelso stood up and shouted, "All right Foreman!"

As Steven handed out the drinks, Donna smiled and said, "Steven, did I tell you how incredibly hansom you are?"

Steven looked up at the ceiling, obviously thinking, then said, "Nope, not recently I'm afraid."

"But I thought that you told me he was hansom?" Kelso quietly, blurted out.

Donna, pissed off and embarrassed, whispered, "Shut up Kelso."

Steven, who is partly confused, asks, "What did you say Kelso?"

"Look, that doesn't matter at the moment, what matters is that Foreman stole some beer... to Foreman!" Eric says, before every drunk from their can.

After taking a sip, Eric looked at his drink and said, "You couldn't have gotten a cold beer, could you Foreman?"

Kelso looked at his beer too and said, "Ya, I agree with Hyde. The way and the amount of time in which the beer stolen was good, but the beer is warm. So, I going to have to give you a six on this."

Eric said, "Agreed."

Steven, who is upset, said, "Wait a minute, Kelso stole beer in twenty-minutes one time, yet we gave him a seven and a half."

Michael, in his pissed of manner, said, "First of all, Jackie's Dad was in the house at the time, and second, there were dogs near the beer, you all know that I have to play with dogs when I see them."

Eric added in, "Not only that, the beers were cold that time."

Donna said, "I don't know... this was the first time he stole the beer, so I'll give Foreman a seven and a half."

Eric said, "First timers don't get extra points in my book."

Steven looked at Eric and said, "Well you know what, screw you man."

Eric said, "But, I think you will beat Fez out when he does his first beer stealing."

Steven shakes his head while saying, "Whatever man."