Tony occupied the screen, with his gigantic lab sprawling behind him.
"Hey there, camera, you're probably wondering why I'm holding you right now. Let me just put out there that I am very much not creating a diary of any sort. The only reason why this dumb camera is in my hands is because I'm supposed to be "supporting" Steve in his "team-building project" and because Natasha "encouraged" me to do so with her Widow Bites... So, I thought I'd use this little device to record my display of gratitude for her." He smiled wickedly and turned the camera around so that it was moving down the hall.
"Tasha should be heading down to the shooting range right now to practice with Clint, Fury, and some of the other agents. I've made a few… what shall I call them… modifications to her gun..."
The camera went on a journey through the halls, past Bruce eating nachos and watching a soap opera, Steve and Thor puzzling over how in Asgard many of the doors were able to slide open all by themselves, and breaking a few of the doors in the process, and Wanda and Pietro attempting to play "Duck duck goose." With two people.
Finally, Tony made it to the shooting range, just as the agents were lining up to fire. Natasha Romanoff, hearing him enter and seeing him holding the camera, nodded approvingly at him and lined up her aim with the target.
"And three… two….. one….."
"FIRE!" shouted Fury.
Six SHIELD agents and Clint shot seven bullets that all smacked dead center in their targets. Natasha's gun, on the other hand, did not fire and starting making weird noises. Director Nick Fury, slightly angered, came up behind her.
"Agent Romanoff, why didn't you shoot?"
"Sir, my gun doesn't seem to be functioning properly…" and she displayed the gun to the Director, at which point it fired. Silly String. Which did not stop spewing from the gun as Natasha tried frantically to control it, and more and more Silly String sprayed out all over Fury, Clint, and the remaining agents. And Tony.
Blue Silly String was covering the camera screen in seconds.
"AAAAAAAHHHHHH! STARK! RRRRRRGGGGGHHHHH!"
"Nat… please don't -"
WHUMP
BAM
ZAP
"Tasha, snap out of it! Don't hurt Tony!"
"KIIIIILLLLLLL!"
"No no no no no! Bad idea!"
"WOULD YOU LIKE A BITE TOO?"
"AAAAUUUUUGGGGGHHH! SOMEONE RESTRAIN HER PLEASE!"
THWOP
THUMP
Silence.
"And that's why I always carry a tranquilizer. Agent Hill, please get these agents to the paramedic. I'm gonna go return Steve's camera."