Hiei watched above the temple the next morning as Yukina rushed out the door and ran to where Yusuke and Kurama were. Hiei began to feel his sweat drip down his face in knowing she was probably going to tell them they would be married. A long silence crept for a moment then a burst of yelling.
"WHAT?! YOUR WHAT TO HIEI?!" Yusuke said with a real funny looking face. Yukina looked down and smiled. "Yes, I'm going to marry Hiei." Kurama began to widen his eyes extremely big.
"But, BUT WHAT HAPPEND TO KUWAHARA?" Yusuke stuttered
"hmm.. oh.. he's just a good friend that's all..."
"BUT U CANN'T MARRY HIEI!" Kurama said grabbing Yukina's arm.
"Why not?"
"umm... because..."
"BECAUSE HE'S NOT FOR U!" Yusuke said interrupting.
"I know u both think he is cruel.. but really he's a very sensitive man." Yukina said blushing. Hiei, looking though the window began to get a bit angry at the comment.
"WHAT?! HIEI.. SENITIVE? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Yusuke began laughing as hard as he could then Kurama with him. Yukina grew angry. "DON''T LAUGH ABOUT THAT! IT'S TRUE!" she began to cover her face with her gentle hands and cried softly. Kurama stopped laughing. "We're sorry Yukina.. but we know u just can't marry him.." Yukina looked up with her red face. "Well, Why NOT?"
"Because.. u just can't..." Kurama said feeling guilty of hurting her feelings. Yukina stood up with anger in her eyes and began to walk out. "I DON'T CARE WHAT U SAY... WE'RE GETTING MARRIED! "AND.. IT WILL BE TOMORROW!" Yukina slammed the door on her way out passing Hiei without her noticing. Yusuke and Kurama stood there blankly.
"I've got to talk to Hiei." Kurama said walking out. "HIEI! Hiei, where are you?"
Hiei appeared by Kurama with a worried face.
"Hiei, What's this about you and Yukina getting married?"
"ughh.... uhhh....... Just what you said." Hiei said stuttering.
"Well... why are you marring your own SISTER?!"
"It wasn't my idea.." Hiei looks down and continues. "I don't know how I can tell her.. I don't want to break her heart. Also.. I'm not suppose to tell her that I'm her brother."
Kurama stood silent for a minute. "But Hiei, you have to tell her something." Kurama began to leave. "And quick.."BRHiei knew that of course. But he didn't know what to say.. telling her that he was her brother would break the promise.. and saying he didn't want to marry her would break her heart. Hiei didn't know what to do. DAMN! Why did Yukina have to love him.. why not Kuwa... NO! What was he thinking?! He doesn't want him to marry her! Hiei sat up in the tree over an hour trying to think of something to tell her. He was interrupted by a sweet voice.
"Hiei!" "Please come down! I have something to discuss with you!"
Hiei quickly noticed it was Yukina and jumped down. "hn.. I'm glad your here.. there's something I need to tell you." Hiei said looking down. "But you first."
Yukina gave a beautiful smile then began. "Well... I wanted to get married tomorrow!"
Hiei's eyes got wider and wider till they were bugged out. "You,.. You.. You WHAT TOMORROW?" Hiei began to get dizzy. "I've already done the invitations and got everything together. All I need to do is get a wedding dress and you need to get a tuxedo."
"A WHAT?!" Right there Hiei knew he was going to die before this thing even begun.
"So u better go now! I just asked Kurama if he'd go with you.. and he's ready. Now.. what was it you wanted to say Hiei?"
Hiei just looked up at the clouds and shrugged. "Oh, nothing." And with those words he Disappeared.
**Hiei is trying on Tuxedos as Kurama helps **
"Hiei.. are you really going though with this?" Kurama gave a funny look towards him.
Hiei gave a grin as he jerked the tux off. "How the HELL do PEOPLE WEAR THIS STUFF? Oh, I guess... I can't say anything to her.. hn.." Hiei gave a little freaky looking smile. "How did Kuwahara take it when he found out me and Yukina were getting married?"
Kurama sweat dropped and looked down wit a funny face. "Let's just say he didn't take it easy at all..."
Hiei gave a soft laugh. "hn.. well... I guess this one is the best."
Kurama looked at Hiei coming out of the fitting rooms. "Umm... Hiei... you're in your underwear."
"I KNOW! I look a lot better too!"
Kurama just gave a sigh.
**Kuwabara and Yusuke with Yukina at bridal shop**
"It looks great on you Yukina! NOW CAN WE GO?" Yusuke said.
Kuwabara got angry at the thought of her marring Hiei. "Why are you marring the shrimp anyway?" Yukina stopped twirling in her dress. "Because... I see something you don't in him and that's that!" Kuwabara folded his arms and snarled as they continued to watch Yukina.
-----Day of the wedding-----
The wedding was at a cozy beachside with Yukina's family, (which you know what that means... it's also Hiei's parents) and all their friends. Kuwabara was crying before the wedding even began. His sister whacked him on the head. "It hasn't even started you idiot!"
"I KNOW!! I JUST CANN'T SEE HOW YUKINA FELL FOR HIEI AND NOT ME!!!! WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!"
"I can see perfectly." his sister replied folding her arms looking at Hiei up front.
"NAANIIIII?!" Kuwabara said jumping at his sister.
Kurama was Hiei's best man. Kurama leaned over to Hiei and whispered, "Are you RRRRRRREALY going to go through with this?"
"hn...." Hiei said trying to keep the black tux on before he ripped it apart. "I.. just.. don't know what I'm going to do.... What will I tell Karen?"
"How bout you say this.." Kurama slicks his hair back, puts on a funny face, and begins to talk like Elvis Presley. "Hi ya.. baby... Yeah Karen.. it's like this... I went out and married my own sister cause I'm an idiot! Now we're married.... Did I mention I'm an idiot?" Hiei and everyone else on the beach for the wedding starred at Kurama and then Hiei punched him in the stomach.
"THANK YOU BEVIS AND BUTTHEAD! And now back to reality!" Hiei grinned watching Kurama fall to the sand from the punch, as well everyone else watched.
The organ began to play as the flower girl began to walk forward. "So... who's the flower girl?" Kurama asked standing up.
"They couldn't find a little girl so we got Botan to be the flower girl."
o_O "WHAT?" Kurama said rather loud. "OH NO!!" He slapped his forehead in knowing she's gonna make a show about it. Botan began to walk down the pathway, taking a rose petal and lying it down gently on the sand as she raised her butt and her dress flew up. Everyone behind her began taking pictures until she stood back up. Then she did the same thing again. Kurama began to blush at what she was doing then came a sweat drop.
Hiei got impatient. He raised his fist and yelled, "STOP SHOWING YOUR UNDIES AND COME ON DOWN!!!!!"
Botan felt rather embarrassed then put on a frown and strut down to the front.
"Hey! Have I seen that guy before?" Hiei's original father said rubbing his eyes. "What was the name of the guy Yukina is marring again?" he asked Yusuke, which was sitting next to him. "Oh,..." Yusuke gave a grin. "Hiei."
"HIEI?! But.. THAT'S HER…."
Yusuke jumped up and grabbed Hiei and Yukina's father's mouth and made him shut up. "Cause of that stupid promise you made Hiei keep.. now Yukina doesn't know and she fell in love with him."
"BUT WHY CAN''T HE SAY NO?!"
"You know what kind of mess you drove them in sir?" Yusuke said raising his voice. Hiei and Yukina's father sat down and folded his arms.
Finally Yukina began to walk down the pathway. She had on a beautiful, long, white, silky, gown that made everyone's eyes sparkle.... even Hiei's. She stood beside Hiei as the preacher began to preach..
"And do you Yukina.. take Hie.....Hi....Hie....tall spiky hair dude.." Hiei gave the preacher an evil look.
"it's hiei" He said rather low.
"Yes... Hiei... to be your husband?"
Yukina's eyes danced and looked into Hiei's eyes. "I do!"
(Kuwahara in the back made a loud screaming sound as she said that)
The preacher continued. "The rings please.."
Kurama stepped up as he handed Hiei the ring. "Hiei picked it up and put it on his finger.
"You know preacher sir.... this ring doesn't fit me....." Hiei said with a funny look.
The preacher gave a sigh and in a frustrated voice replied, "Your suppose to put it on your new wife...."
"OH!" "RIGHT I knew that..." Hiei mumbled.
He placed it on Yukina's finger as she smiled.
"And Hiei.. do you take Yukina to be your wife?"
"I......" Hiei began to feel his sweat drop and his heart racing. A million thoughts were passing him. Karen (his girlfriend in Makai), Yukina, his friends… Everyone who knew about Yukina and Hiei being brother and sister were standing in their chairs, waiting to hear Hiei's response.
"I....I....I....d......d.....d..."
"HEEEEEEEYYYYY!!!!!!! HIEI!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" - - - ruuuummm rruuuuuuumm vrooooooooommmmmmm--- (car engine)
A GIANT Monster truck raced in on the beachside as everyone ran from it. The Giant Truck finally stopped as it ran over the chairs. A very short girl compared to the truck hopped out at least 10 feet in the air from the truck door and ran to Hiei. In a short breath the girl began to speak. "SORRY HIEI!! I..was...on...a mission!!!"
"KAREN!?! How'd you know I was geting married ?!"
o_O "Well.... Kuwabara told Yusuke to tell Kurama to tell Julie to tell Botan to tell Koennma to tell George to tell a messanger to tell mukuro to contact me and get my hinny over here before you did something stupid. gee... I came right in time didn't I?" Karen said out of breath.
Hiei gave a cute smile.
"What's... going..on here?" Yukina said puzzled. Hiei dropped his smile and looked back at Yukina. "I'm sorry..we..can't get married...."
Yukina busted out in tears and then a chill of anger struck her. "WHY NOT? YOU DON'T THINK I'M BEATIFUL... OR GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?!" Yukina said yelling. "YOU LIKE THIS TRAMP BETTER THAN ME?!"
Hiei got very angry at her calling his girlfriend a tramp and her yelling and all this non-sense. He clenched his fist and closed his eyes tight as he listened to her yelling at him as she cried. Hiei raised his voice over her's and yelled, "BECAUSE I'M YOUR BROTHER YUKINA!!!" A long silence and pause went though. Kuwabara's jaw dropped in the What- the- Hell- kinda look. "Your.......my brother Hiei?" Yukina asked softly as the waves crashed on the sun setting beach. Hiei felt real upset and ran off the beach to the highway. Karen ran after him as everyone else was still shocked.
The preacher just closed the bible and shaking his head. "What kind of moron would marry his sister?"
Karen finally caught up with Hiei. She could hear him beginning to whimper then a soft long cry. She didn't know what to say.. she never thought she would see Hiei cry... not at all... she didn't even know he knew how to cry. "Hiei...." Karen said softly as she sat by him. Hiei sniffed then wiped his tears. "what? Oh... hi Karen.. I'm glad you came..."
"What's wrong Hiei?" Karen asked.
Hiei looked up and watched the cars and trucks go by then looked at the soft fluffy clouds. "She was never meant to know I was her brother. Now she will hate me.. I have brought more shame to my family. And I can never speak to anyone again without feeling guilt."
Hiei put his head down in shame as Karen rubbed his back. "Hiei, you don't bring you family shame by being you, it's just that well.. koorime men weren't suppose to be.. but there ya go.." Karen gave a gentle and warm smile.
About 20 minutes went by then someone walked behind them and placed a gentle hand on Hiei's shoulder. "Hiei....." the person said. Hiei turned his head and noticed it was Yukina. He jumped up and immediately backed away. "What? You want to come and make me feel worse than what I do already .. YUKINA?!"
"No Hiei.." Yukina grabbed Hiei and gave him a kiss on the cheek and whispered to him. "I missed you.. brother..."
Hiei's eyes lowered then he gave a smile. He looked at her and replied, "Not as much as I have you."
Karen gave a smile and sighed happily for the WHOLE mess was over.
A loud crowd came towards them. It was Yusuke and the gang. "SO!!!" Kuwabara said looking at Hiei funny. Hiei gave a frown in thinking that he was going to give him a stupid yet cruel remark. "Your Yukina-chan's brother..." They gave each other a cold stare. "GLAD TO FINALLY MEET YUKINA'S TWIN BROTHER!" Everyone sweat dropped as Hiei gave a really weird expression. "You got to be kidding.. hn.. Uh... the pleasure is mine?" Hiei said as everyone laughed and forgot about anything about the wedding ever happened. And Yukina and Hiei were finally happy not hiding anything from each other..and made sure it never happened again.