Hiei: Hn. You didn't think of that before, baka?!
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: uh...NOPE! () heheheheheheh!!!!
Hiei: Baka onna...
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: Since you feel THAT way...heheheh...maybe I'll just make your time as a baby much more embarrassing than I was going to!!!
Hiei: O.O WTF?
Flame: Uchiha Sasuke-kun does not in any way own anything...at all...ever... So don't sue us...please...
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: On with the story!
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DARK FLAME OF THE OVERLORD CHAPTER 2: FLAME OF CHIBINESS!!!
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Yusuke wasn't too thrilled about that.
"You little brats!!" he yelled as he tried to chase them. Kurama stopped him and held him at an arm's length. "Now, now...let's not be violent."
Kuwabara raised his hand, like he was in class. "uh...are these things supposed to smell nasty?" he said, while sniffing Hiei's diaper.
Kurama sighed. "Kuwabara, they probably just need their diapers changed. Let's go, Flame-chan!" he smiled as he carried her in the temple and laid her on the table.
After searching the attic, the boys found some diapers and baby stuff.
Kuwabara opened the diaper to change Hiei, but immediately covered his nose. "Eeeeyuch! This is beyond nasty, this is disgusting! What the hell did you eat, shorty?"
Little Hiei just giggled and cooed. "poooooopies..."
Kurama managed to change Flame without mishap, and picked out of the baby clothes something for her to wear.
He held up a purple jumper and a white blouse. "This one?"
She frowned. "booooooo..."
He then picked a pair of blue overalls with a lion on them, and a green blouse. "This one?"
She stuck out her tongue. "booooooooooo..."
After trying about a thousand outfits, he held up a white bunny sleeper with soft fluffy ears and a little poofy tail. "How about this?"
she squealed with delight and clapped her hands. "yaaaaaaaaaaaaay!!!"
Then it was Hiei's turn.
"This one?" Kuwabara asked as he held out a blue shirt, and khaki pants.
Hiei blew a raspberry and grimaced.
"uh...guess not...maybe...um...overalls?"
he frowned and shook his head.
"okay uh...maybe this puppy suit?"
Little Hiei laughed and nodded. "PUPPY!!!"
"okay then...puppy it is..."
Kurama got out some of the toys they found in the attic and put the two toddlers in a playpen. The very minute Hiei saw Flame his eyes lighted up and he went and hugged her.
"BUNNY!!!" he squealed, squeezing her tight.
She grinned from ear to ear and screamed, "PUPPY!!!!" and snuggled him back. Then they started playing with blocks and throwing dolls across the playpen. After a particularly hard throw, it seems Malibu Barbie ended up smashing headfirst into the television. Her head came off, so naturally, Flame started to bawl her head off.
Kurama came and picked her up. "aw...what's wrong princess? Did Barbie go 'boom'?" He then saw the damage. "ooooohh..." he winced. "damn...no wonder you're hollering...um...I can fix this...I think..."
Meanwhile, Hiei's just ripping off all the rest of the Barbie's heads off, their limbs, hair, twisting them in all sorts of ways that even a contortionist would say, "oh hell no. I ain't doing that shit..."
Yusuke and Kuwabara just stared. Each of them looked at each other and raised an eyebrow and said, "Oh man...there's a serial killer in training..."
Kurama was trying to superglue Barbie's head back on, without much luck, and when he looked around to see where the little girl was, he couldn't find her.
He rushed from the kitchen (where he tried to fix it cause that's where the superglue was...) into the living room and said, "Where's Flame? I can't find her!"
While they looked for her throughout the temple, Hiei was getting bored because he had already dismembered and decapitated all of the Barbies. Not only that, but he missed his 'Bunny-chan'. He wanted his playmate back. So he found a way to climb out of the playpen, and onto the floor and there, he started his search for his friend.
Meanwhile, Flame was upstairs, and climbed her way into the attic. (how the hell she did that, I have no clue, but she did, so there...)
Kurama, Kuwabara, and Yusuke came back into the living room to see if Hiei was okay and he was GONE!!
"Shit...one baby missing, we look for her, now the other one's missing! Gawd, parenting sucks..." Kuwabara said.
Hiei had found his way into the attic as well and found Flame in one of the corners, crying. (Now it's time for writer's convenience and little baby fantasies. Hiei and Flame are going to talk like grown-ups as if they are like on Rugrats or something.)
(Hiei is now dressed in a mini suit of armor like a baby knight or something)
Baby Knight Hiei: "Gasp! A damsel in distress! I should go save her! Alas! It is my Bunny-chan! Why are you crying, Bunny"
(Flame is now dressed in a white princess dress and a jeweled tiara)
Princess Flame: "Yay! It is my rescuer! And it is my Puppy-chan! I was crying because there is a monster holding me captive!"
(Hiei looks over and sees a spider, to him it looks like a dragon with many eyes and eight legs)
Baby Knight Hiei: "I shall save you, Bunny-chan!"
(Hiei swipes at spider with a folded paper fan, of course in his baby mind, it is a sword)
Baby Knight Hiei: "Take that, vile monster!"
(Spider is squish-ed and Hiei hugs Flame)
Baby Knight Hiei: "Fear Not! I have save-ed-ed you! The eight legg-ed beast is no more"
Princess Flame: "You save-ed-ed me, my knight in shining armor! You are my hee-eero!"
(Yay Writer's Convenience!!! That would be cute though, wouldn't it? Baby Hiei in a little suit of armor? KAWAII!!! I'm sorry if it seems like a crazy ass thing to think of, but I wrote this in my zombie-mode, when I hadn't had any sleep. So if it seems a little wack...that's why...)
After searching the guys found Little Hiei and Flame in the attic, hugging in the corner. Everyone just had to stop and say. "aaaaww..."
After bringing them downstairs, both babies' stomachs started to growl very loudly.
Kurama says, "I think they're hungry, let's go find them something to eat."
After sending Yusuke to the store to get some baby food, formula, and baby bottles, they mixed up some formula and fed the babies some baby food.
Yusuke picked up one of the jars.
" 'Strained Beets'? Eew! No WONDER babies have nasty diapers! Feeding them this crap!"
After feeding them, Kurama chimed, "Bath time!"
They had a hell of a time getting the babies clothes off, and when they did, Kuwabara made the mistake of letting go of Hiei. That baby was zooming around the bathroom, practically jumping off of the walls! (hey, this is Hiei here, he's like the fast one!)
When that was calmed down, the two cuties were placed in the warm water.
Apparently, Little Flame liked splashing in the tub, and splashed Little Hiei with water. They started a splash war, and in a few seconds, Kurama was soaking wet. While washing them, he got a few bath toys for them to play with. Hiei chose the rubber ducky, and Flame started playing with a cup, and a waterproof book of The Little Mermaid. (don't own that neither...) (I did however have a bath book of The Little Mermaid though! ah fond memories!) After playing a while, Little Flame hugged Little Hiei and gave him a kiss on the cheek.
--SMOOCH--
He smiled and kissed-ed her back on the cheek. She smiled and hugged him tighter and cooed, "I WUV oo Puppy!" he replied with a tighter squeeze and an "I wuv oo too!"
--TENDER MOMENT OMG TENDER MOMENT--
After the bath, both Hiei and Flame yawned really big.
Kurama laughed. "Guess it's time for a nap!" he smiled. (In my mind, Kurama's the most likely to be voted 'Best Parent')
The babies got laid down in the playpen and covered with blankies. (pardon, if I start talking like a 6-year-old. I'm just kind of thinking about how cute they are.)
The two snuggled up together and took a nap. Little did they know...
POOOOOOOOOFFFFF!!!!!
It seems that the effects of the Baby-a-thing-a-ma-jig wore off. A Full-grown Hiei and Flame were there now, and the playpen collapsed, and there they sat, confused, and scratching their heads.
"What the hell?" Hiei asked, looking at the puppy suit he was in. "I had the freakiest dream!"
"You think YOUR dream was weird?!" Flame argued while wondering why she was in a bunny sleeper. "I dreamt I was a baby!"
"me too..." Hiei said. "...and I dreamt you were a girl named Bunny-chan...and that you called me Puppy-chan...WHAT THE FUCK?!" They stared at Kurama, Yusuke and Kuwabara.
"What the hell happened to us?!" they said in unison.
Kuwabara laughed. "well at least you two seemed to like each other when you were toddlers! you were all hugging and stuff! It was CUTE!!!"
Hiei and Flame blushed a deep shade of red.
Just then, Koenma and Genkai walked through the door. "oh by the way, the baby grenade thing only lasts 5 hours, so it should be done by...now..."
They stopped when they saw the two in puppy and bunny suits.
"um...I think they already know that now..." Koenma said to Genkai.
"uh...yea..." she simply droned out.
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Uchiha Sasuke-kun: There it is! Chappie Number 2!! Hope ya like it! Like I said last chapter, keep drawing and send 'em in!
Hiei: I double hate you...
Uchiha Sasuke-kun: I know you do, puppy-chan.
Hiei: DON'T CALL ME THAT!!!!
Kurama: Please Review!