"Oy! Kakashi-sensei!" Naruto called happily as he spotted Kakashi.

Kakashi finally bothered to take his eyes off of his book to wave at Naruto. "Oh, Naruto!" He replied.

Naruto ran towards Kakashi and he gradually came to a stop when he spotted Tayuya. "Kakashi-sensei, what's she doing here?" He attempted to whisper with his loud-ass voice.

"I can hear you, freaking idiot," Tayuya said.

"Oh, she's training with me," Kakashi said.

"What? But she's a jonin! What training does a jonin need?" Naruto asked.

"Oh, more than you think…" Kakashi replied. "Anyway, how are your missions going?" He asked.

"Eh, not too difficult; there's nothing the future Hokage can't handle," Naruto said, proudly.

"Oh?" Kakashi raised an eyebrow.

"What's with that look, sensei? It's true!" Naruto said, his temper as quick and short as Tayuya's.

"Okay, okay. Well, Naruto. I should be going; my team will yell at me for… being late again… or maybe I should just skip?" Kakashi's lazy eye shifted upwards in contemplation.

"SENSEI! IT'S SO OBVIOUS THAT YOU DID THIS TO US TOO!" Naruto screamed, almost causing both Tayuya and Kakashi to have internal ear bleeding.

"You dick head! I already have a headache and I don't need your screaming to hurt my damn ears too!" Tayuya said, as she pounded her fist on the blonde head.

"OW!" Naruto yelped, as sudden force of tears rushed to his eyes in a fraction of a second.

"Ahaha…" Kakashi gave a nervous laughter, scratching his head. "Of course I didn't… after all; you guys were my favorite-"

"That's bull!" Naruto said, massaging his tender spot.

"Naruto-kun!" Hinata suddenly called, somewhere in the distance.

"Oy, Hinata!" Naruto waved frantically, forgetting all about the pain on his head… what a guy… "Sensei, hot woman, I really can't waste more time chatting. I have a super-cool mission to go to! Later!" That was it before he zoomed off in an inhuman speed, causing the dirt beneath him to rise up to Tayuya's waistline.

"Well…" Kakashi said, smiling a defeated smile.

"That freaking idiot," Tayuya said.

"Let's go to our mission now, should we?" He said.

Tayuya didn't feel the need to respond, so she simply trailed after him, muttering to herself how completely retarded this was. She hated kids. She hated Kakashi. And if there was a reason why, she'd gladly give it.

She reached a certain training area that had three pretty angry genins, flaring a murderous intent towards Kakashi who fulfilled his duty by being late for the thirtieth time in thirty practices.

"Heh. Look at who we have here," Kakashi said, motioning to Tayuya who looked at the genins like she was going to consume them. "There were some things we had to take care of and we had no choice so…"

Tayuya looked at Kakashi like he was on crack. What a shitty excuse…

The three genins weren't really listening at all. They were looking at Tayuya with a look that a helpless mouse had before a hungry cat, and when Kakashi noticed this, he stopped making up excuses.

"Well, I guess I'll introduce you all now…" He said.

There was a girl with exotic green hair, and her name was Haruko. The two boys were both blonde, one shorter than the other with plump features. The skinny one was Masato, and the shorter one was Honda. She listened warily to their likes, dislikes, dreams, and hobbies. Then it was Kakashi's turn to speak.

"Eh, Tsunade-sama introduced me earlier but I guess I don't mind doing that again," He said, drawing stick figures along the dirt with a small twig. "I am… Hatake Kakashi. I have no intention of telling you my likes and dislikes. As for my dream…" His gaze shifted upwards, as he said, "I have a few hobbies."

The genins gave him a weary gaze.

"What the hell kind of an introduction was that!" Tayuya said, irritated.

Kakashi shrugged. "Your turn," Was all he said.

Tayuya sighed. Why am I doing this! She screamed in her head. Oh yea, the Hokage pushed it. "My name is bitch-face and I like breaking little genins like you. Reason is because I hate your sensei. I have no dream and my hobbies are really, unnecessary to your knowledge," She said, with a sharp, pissed-off edge in her voice.

"She seems like a great person, no?" Kakashi said, smiling to his subordinates who looked at him with eyes of HOLY-SHIT-I-WANT-TO-GO-HOME-NOW. Kakashi didn't seem to notice that, or if he did, he ignored it completely. "Well anyway, we should probably get started. Today, you will master molding chakra to your feet, enabling you to walk on water and things."

"Uh… Kakashi-sensei?" Haruko tugged on Kakashi's sleeve.

"Mm?"

"Did you say 'master it' or-"

"Yes, that's what I said," Kakashi said.

"There's no way," Tayuya said. "Sure, there are sharp asses that get it right away but… that's not applicable to everyone, you should know that, old man. Or do you always treat your students like this?"

"That depends on the instructor. I'm sure with a sharp instructor like you, Tayuya," He paused to search Tayuya's face which lit up with surprise when his lazy glance turned as sharp as the edge of a kunai. "They will master it in a day, no?"

"What are you talking about? I-"

"The rest is up to you, then," Kakashi said, taking out his damned book again. "I'll drop by to check on them at about eight. And since I'm in charge of you for however long," Kakashi smiled rather happily. "There will be punishments."

"What the fuck are you talking about? What punishments?" Tayuya rebelled.

"Later," He disappeared with a puff of smoke.

"SENSEI!" All three kids called desperately.

Tayuya swore that if there was an egg dropped on her head, it would burn to black ashes in a fraction of a second. The genins slowly turned towards Tayuya who bit her lip to prevent profanity. Instead of cussing Kakashi out – which would be pointless – she looked at the genins. "Ugh, what are you looking at, shitheads? Get the hell over here," She said.

The genins hesitantly dragged their feet towards a strawberry-haired jonin that looked like she was going to eat them alive.

Tayuya felt dangerous. And damn right she should; these were helpless little genins, at the mercy of her temper. They had better not make it a worse day than it already is. "Chakra control?" She said, out loud.

The Honda boy nodded.

"Well then… you'd better do exactly as I say," Tayuya said, striding over to the beautiful blue water that seemed to be laughing at her face as she put her foot on it.

What a fine day to waste with genin kids taught by a irresponsible bastard…

Her foot sunk beneath the water, making a noisy splash that tickled her nose. "Shit fuck," She muttered under her breath. Concentrate… concentrate… She thought and her next step successfully drowned too. "What the fuck…" She mumbled.

"Is she really a jonin?" Haruko wondered out loud to Masato who giggled.

Tayuya glared at the girl. I'll show you, little bitch… She thought as she concentrated deeper. Focus… the chakra to my foot… Tayuya was walking on water!

The genins looked at her in wonder.

"Wow! She's walking on water!"

"She's cooler than Kakashi-sensei that only reads his stupid books all the time."

"Well, she is a jonin, you know… Isn't this much expected?" Masato finished.

I hate this kid above all else but his teacher… Tayuya thought, struggling to stay calm. She strode off of the water to the solid ground and motioned to Masato. "You try it now."

"You need to explain it to us first, Tayuya-sensei," He said.

Tayuya-sensei, huh? It sounded a bit strange to her. No one had called her sensei before. She was simply Tayuya, and she never thought she would have the term sensei after her name. It wasn't a title she thought she would get used to or even liked. Teaching what I know to other people… what a waste of knowledge…

"It's pretty easy," Tayuya said. "Simply, concentrate your chakra to one part of your body – your feet to be accurate – and you know… it just… there really is no other explanation than that," She muttered carelessly.

Masato shrugged. "Doesn't sound too difficult…" He said with a proud grin and it made Tayuya's day when his foot penetrated the water's surface as easily as any other time, and that wasn't even the good part. He was so sure that he could do it, that when he failed, surprise caused him to lose his balance and unfortunately, he fell in the river with a splash as gallant as hell.

Oh, FUCK yea…

"That was disappointing," Tayuya said, after reconsidering That's what I thought, motherfucker!

The other two did no better – if not, worse – and time went on as fast as a racing horse did on a race. The sun seemed to be saying, Haha, I'll just go faster to piss you off and Tayuya wanted to blow it up. Tayuya pushed the kids to try more and more with random threats of violence (something like: I'll fucken kill you! Or I'll drown you in a tub of shurikens!) but their chakra was not infinite.

"I can't mold anymore chakra… I'm running out," Honda said,

"Me too, this is insane…" Haruko agreed.

"You guys are freaking lame!" Tayuya yelled. Shit, what time is it? She thought. 7:59. Oh shit… I have one more minute till he-

Poof! "Yo," Kakashi appeared, turning a page in his book.

"What the!" Tayuya looked at the clock again. Still, 7:59.

"How was training today?" He asked, his voice as laid back as ever.

"HOW WAS THE TRAINING, YOU ASK!" The genin kids exploded. "WELL, IT WENT JUST GREAT, KAKASHI-SENSEI!"

"Why don't you ask an orphaned boy why he's freaking crying!" Honda yelled.

"Why don't you ask a dying person how was his day!" Haruko added.

"Sensei, it was a living hell," Masato said.

Kakashi smiled. "That's good to hear. I would have expected no less. It was a punishment for you guys for hiding my precious book. Anyway, let me see how much you learned."

Oh shit…

Tayuya almost covered her eyes when she saw the genin kids fail miserably, except Masato, who did pretty well.

"Well, you guys did good. Go on home. Tayuya, I need to talk with you over some rather… delightful things," Kakashi said.

Delightful for you…

The kids trailed home, murmuring crap about… probably how Tayuya sucked at teaching, sucked at life, sucked at everything she did because she was mean to them. When they complained to Kakashi, she was pretty sure that they thought they had to deal with her for only a day. Oh how wrong they were…

Kakashi smiled. "So… I see that they kind of suck… and you know what that means don't you?" Somehow, Tayuya knew that he was grinning evilly under his mask.

"Wait!" Tayuya yelled.

"Mm?"

"You said I had until 8:00!"

Kakashi idly gazed at the clock. "It's 8:10"

"What the fuck! You came at 7:59! I had… one more minute!"

Kakashi shrugged. "Oh well, you still didn't do what I asked you to. Now for your punishment…" Kakashi pushed his index finger on his chin, indicating that he was thinking thoughtfully… and he was going to enjoy it.

Tayuya slapped his shoulder. "WAIT a minute!" She yelled.

Kakashi looked at her again.

"You promise to show up at 8:00 and… it was a minute before but still! A shinobi has to be good with time and you-"

Kakashi poked her lips with his finger, and that was enough to silence her.

She was going to punch him for that when she saw his only visible eye, now looking at her with a gaze as sharp as a kunai. "Your excuse is worse than mine when I am late. So tell me, what were you exactly going to do in the remaining minute that you had? Think of a better excuse maybe?"

Her voice became frozen inside of her. His lazy eye now held her own with a piercing gaze that he used when reading the thoughts of his enemies. It was apparently obvious that he didn't need his sharingan to read her thoughts… what she was thinking now. His eyes… searching… expecting an answer… something… anything…

A rather rhetorical question, no?

"Good, no complaints, then," Kakashi said, his eye returning to normal – meaning the lazy one.

Tayuya had no comeback or an excuse. What the fuck? Why did she go so dumb like that? How could a single stupid look from someone like him stun her until she felt like a frozen stone? Fuck it… fuck it…

"Eh, I can't think of a good enough punishment. Oh yes," He exclaimed and Tayuya could swear that she saw a bright light bulb on top of his head for a fraction of a second. "Hehehe…" He was… giggling?

What was he going to say? Swim 8,000 laps in this pond! Or Run 900 laps around Konoha backwards! Or, judging by his perverted-ness, go have a three-hour-fuck with the fattest man you can find…

If it was the third case, Tayuya was seriously fucked – literally.

"Well, I guess this punishment won't be as severe since this is your first time. I'll let you decide out of these two. First one, cleaning the training grounds, the second…" He paused for a minute, thinking. "Or, second one… eh, I can't really think of one. How about you alphabetize my books in my library?"

Tayuya looked at him, both with anger and relief. "What the hell kind of a punishment are these! I expected something like… run 800 laps around Konoha or something!"

Somehow, Tayuya sensed him grinning beneath the mask. "I am sure you don't mind doing that… or any of the things you were thinking of."

Except the three-hour-fuck thing…

"So there are your two choices. Pick one."

"I'll pick up the field," Tayuya said, sighing. "I'm too tired to argue."

"Wise choice. My library is a mess," Kakashi said.

Hatake Kakashi… Tayuya swore that he was born to test her patience to the farthest level imagined. So his house was pretty tidy – unexpectedly. Come on, if a house was this clean, how bad could the library be… right?

The moment Tayuya opened the door to his so-called library, she wasn't too sure if she was in a farm house after series of hurricane or Hatake Kakashi's library. According to Kakashi, it was the library. According to Tayuya, it was a cradle of unearthly existence that obviously seemed to exist…

"Holy fuck!" Tayuya yelled. "You call this a fucking library!"

"Yup."

"Are you using a genjutsu on me!"

"Not really…" He answered casually.

"What the hell kind of a library look like a shitty pigpen that didn't get washed for eighty fucking years!" Tayuya yelled, her veins struggling to the surface of her forehead.

"Mine, obviously…"

"That's not the point! What the hell do you do with the extra time you have!"

"I read. See, this is why I don't like having people clean my place."

"Why did you even offer then? And like I had a choice! You said that the training areas were too clean! That was my original choice!"

He chuckled. "You got off unlucky. Punishment is still a punishment, right? After all, a ninja doesn't take back his – I mean her – words. Right?"

Right. You suck…

"Well, I think I'm gonna go rest a little. I had a tiresome day-"

"What tiresome day! If anyone's having a tiresome day, that would be non-other than me!"

"You asked for it. Good night, Tayuya. You know the way to your house right?" Then he left.

"That shitty bastard…" Tayuya muttered as she summoned her courage to look at the piles and piles of books stacked atop of each other. "How am I going to…" Then an idea popped in her head. She didn't have to do this by herself! Hell no! Maybe she could get help from her demons… after all, there was no law saying that ninjutsu can't be used outside of fighting purposes right?

Tayuya grinned. It wasn't going to be too hard… She took out her flute. Just when she finished forming complicated seals with her hand and opened her mouth to say anything –

"By the way, no summoning techniques in here,"

Tayuya felt as if an invisible energy vacuum suddenly sucked away all her energy. "WHAT!"

"Yup. No ninjutsu of any kind, including the summoning one. They make noises and I can't sleep."

"You've gotta be shitting me!"

"Nope."

Tayuya looked again at the mountain of books. Suddenly, they seemed much bigger than before. Oh… for fuck's sake… Tayuya thought of many possibilities including such a thing known as suicide. But the only possible solution she could think of was to pick up those books and organizing them onto shelves. After I'm done, I swear… I'll kill him… She thought to herself.

Majority of the books that lay before her were no doubt, the red-covered Ichi Ichi series. Tayuya was not interested in the contents not because she had the right mind, but because she had read them before. Actually, she owned a couple of these… Not the whole damn collection but three or four…that wasn't too bad right? Right. She wasn't all too surprised when she found things that were X-rated that were not in the Ichi Ichi collection. It was expected, actually. Some of the covers were more extreme than the others, and some of them – just even by looking at the cover – made the Ichi Ichi series look like a children's rhyming book.

I don't have to wonder why he only brings the Ichi Ichi series with him… Tayuya thought. What kind of man is he? Of course some men would ask Tayuya the same question – except she'd be a woman not a man – judging by what she read but it wasn't like they were anything close to what he owned. And there, Tsunade thought that it would be best if Tayuya learned how to behave from this man… "Oh come on, at least I'm not reading some shit like these," Tayuya mumbled, carelessly throwing them onto the shelves. Nonetheless, the books landed perfectly and neatly side by side. This isn't a ninjutsu so… no one can yell at her.

"Hey, be careful with those," Hatake Kakashi's voice said, from behind her.

Tayuya was so caught off guard that she dropped the bundle of another porn novels. When the hell did he get here? Why didn't she sense anything? What the FUCK?

"Aye… I just told you to be careful with those," Kakashi said, sighing.

"What the hell, man! You scared the shit out of me!"

"Sorry… but you really should be more careful."

"I thought you were going to sleep! Or if not, don't you have anything better to do than… sneaking up on your punished assistant?" Tayuya yelled.

"I guess not…" Kakashi said. He then picked up a random book off of his organized shelf. He scanned the whole book and a white paper fell out. "Oh good. You haven't found this yet."

"Well, what is it?"

"A very important thing to me."

"And that is?"

Kakashi didn't say anything. And actually for a split second, he looked a little… sad? "Nothing really," He said, trailing off. "Well, make sure you do a good job. I can think of harsher punishments, you know." He lifted his eye back to Tayuya to meet her what-the-hell gaze and went back out, not so quietly as he had came.

"What the hell… he came in here to get a little piece of paper? What is it, his precious porno poster?" Tayuya muttered as she continued to work. Not that it really mattered to her. All that really mattered to her right now was getting this thing done so she could get her precious sleep as well.

Oh… how was she supposed to finish all this in one night? Damn you, Hatake Kakashi… what a way to treat someone… is he trying to make her his enemy?

She ended up thinking of horrible ways to kill him. A sigh escaped her mouth as she thought of her next month or two with this rather messed up instructor or whatever the hell he was to her. If every day had to be spent with genins and every night had to be a sleepless night of foolish punishments, she could pretty much guarantee that it would be nothing short of hell.