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Nick swiftly tied the Gryffindor tie around his neck, completing his costume.
"Wait you forgot the headband!" Jeff tossed Nick the blue fuzzy thing.
"How am I supposed to wear the headband and not smudge the scar?" Nick whined but winked at his blond friend. Said boy was shimmying into his pants, adjusting them so the top of the diaper was sticking out. Jeff was done up in his Slytherin robes, but unlike for the midnight premieres Jeff's hair remained in his face like in the musicals. Nick was going as a mix of Ron and Harry, with the headband, scar, and glasses. Oh, and of course his Gryffindor robes, those were a must.
"You got the Red Vines?" Jeff asked. Nick tossed him one of the candies, which caught and bit immediately.
"Jeff! Don't eat the props!" Nick chastised, wagging his finger. The taller boy just shrugged, continuing to eat the licorice stick.
"Fine, just don't eat this one," the brunette chuckled tossing him another. Jeff refrained from eating this one, but instead ran around the room wielding his "wand". Nick just rolled his eyes again, chuckling. He took out his own vine and slipped the bag into his robe pocket.
"Can we go to the common room now?" Jeff whined, bouncing up and down excitedly.
"Definitely." The two exited the room. As they walked down the hall, they received odd looks but from the resident Warblers they just walked on past, used to the pranksters' shenanigans. The pair crept down the stairs quietly, then burst through the large oak doors.
"Jelly Legs Jinx!" They shouted in unison, brandishing their candy weapons. All the boys in the room jumped at their loud entrance.
"What are dressed as?" A confused and frazzled Wes snapped.
"Well I'm obviously Draco and this is my best friend Harry Potter/Ron Weasley" Jeff smirked, throwing his arm around Nick.
"Then why are you wearing diapers?" Kurt asked. Blaine, next to him, had his head buried in his hands, mumbling hate at the two.
"All respectable wizards do," Jeff replied in a duh face.
"And Nick why are you wearing a headband? And what's in your hand?" Thad added.
"The headband? To hide this hideous scar from the muggles. Oh and we're holding Red Vines, the tastiest treat in the world," the boys struck a pose, bag of Red Vines in Nick's hand and they smiled at an invisible camera.
"You guys are impossible!" Blaine groaned.
"But you love us," Jeff pouted.
"It's because we're supermegafoxyawesomehot." Nick finished. The boys giggled to themselves.
"So you're some demented version of Harry Potter?" David asked cautiously.
"Yes, totally, completely, utterly and disturbingly demented." Jeff said with a strait face, while Nick collapsed with hysterics.
"You guys have done some pretty weird things, but this probably takes the cake," Wes said, eyebrows still scrunched in confusion.
"Aw c'mon Wes-y," Jeff whined, dropping to his knees and rolling over to the boy then springing up in an impressive pose. "Everyone loves our shenanigans! Right Blaine?" Blaine just shook his head.
"Anyways Wes, Jeff and I have a song prepared for Warbler practice today," Nick stared down the boy. "Can we please preform it?" Jeff leaned back on Wes' shoulder, giving the boy his best puppy dog eyes, which were pretty damn good. After a few seconds of pondering Wes replied, "Fine, but just one song, ok?" The two boys jumped up in celebration and peeled out of the room discussing some plans loudly to each other.
"What do you think that was about?" Kurt asked, nudging his boyfriend with his shoulder. The boy just shrugged, but stared at the oak doors where the twin troublemakers just exited. What where they planning…
"We're Nick and Jeff and we'll be preforming 'The Way I Do'" Nick introduced. Blaine rolled his eyes. Of course they'd choose a love song. The music started and the boys took their place.
"When they say you can't love, I think they've got it wrong
When they say you can't feel
With a heart made of steel
Well you can't say that steel ain't strong
Well if that's who you are just a meaningless star in the sky
Then tell me what is the meaning
Of what I am feeling if you are the reason why
Now I may be dumb
But where I come from
Folks say they're fine when I know that they're blue
But you don't know you
The way I do"
Nick sang, dancing around Jeff. The blond just looked on with confusion, acting the part of Megagirl will. Nick even sang with a slight country accent.
"You're kind is frail and weak and I want to destroy you all
You're a sorry disgrace
To the concept of race
Any to logical science and law
But for some reason why
When you look at me I don't wanna be
Programmed this way believe when I say
You're the one anomaly
You might not be smart
But there is a part of me
That's starting to make a break through
No you don't you the way I do"
Jeff walked around in a robotic style and it took Nick all he could not to laugh. So instead he focused on how he was not so discreetly singing a love song with Jeff. That turned his chuckled to a scarlet blush.
"I never expected (my wires are protected)
To find some someone like you (from abnormal things like you)
(When you know everything) I don't know anything (it is suddenly strange)
But you're giving me a clue (when you don't have a clue)
I can see past the surface
Finding the worth that is hiding beneath
You're life and purpose
And all of the sudden
You've feel like you've run into something that no one has seen"
The boys let the song trail off there, finishing with only Tootsie and Megagirl's part of the song. The hall erupted with the cheers of the Warblers.
"Wow guys that was really good actually, but weird. Where did you find that song?" Wes asked, shaking his head but smiling proudly.
"From some discrete online musical written by… oh no Nick I forgot who wrote it!" Jeff dramatically tapped his finger on his chin in contemplation.
"Oh! I also forgot the title of the musical!" Nick whined, snapping his fingers in mock frustration. Jeff winked at Blaine secretly.
"Oh well guys that was wonderful," Thad piped in, smiling at the pair.
"Any reason it was a love song?" Trent added, eyes gleaming evilly. He batted his eyelashes at the word 'love'.
"Because I'm completely in love with Nick," Jeff joked, planting a kiss on his best friend's cheek. "Oh no! My secret!" He rolled his eyes. Nick chuckled with the rest of the Warblers while tried to hide the fact that his heart was trying to spontaneously combust with the speed it was beating. Damn Jeff, with his stupid crazy soft lips.
Nick flopped down on his bed, exhausted. Jeff was already asleep, giving up on his homework a half an hour before the driven brunette. He slid under the covers, trying to drift into sleepiness. He couldn't relax though; his mind was travelling at a million miles an hour. His little crush on Jeff was growing way too fast for him to emotionally handle. The blond was now always on his mind. In class it was: what was the blond doing? Does he understand the class? Does he need me to tutor him? When he was with the boy himself it was: am I being to forward? Did I just embarrass myself? I totally just embarrassed myself. Does he like me back? Got he looked so great today. It was an endless loop of jest Jeff. But there was no way the blond liked him back. The boy was just too… perfect. He was way out of Nick's league. Jeff was everything a person would want. Nick was just a wallflower. Easily forgotten. Jeff was the one to drag him out of his shell. That boy's energy was contagious. Speaking of… the blond was starting to turn and mumble in his sleep, a frown etched on his face. Nick watched cautiously. A whimper passed through the blonde's lip.
"No…" he mumbled, tossing slightly harder. He suddenly thrashed, tangling himself in the blankets. He suddenly sat up, gasping, shaking and sweating.
"Jeff?" Nick called soothingly.
"Nicky? What are you doing awake?" Jeff murmured, obviously shaken from his nightmare. "It's two in the morning…"
"Couldn't sleep, now what's wrong?" Nick replied, leaving his bed to wrap his arms around the other boy.
"Nightmare," the boy mumbled back, resting his head on the brunette's shoulder, already drifting back to sleep. "Hey, can you, um, sleep in my bed tonight? I don't want to be alone..." Jeff whispered, his breath tickling Nick's neck. Nick nodded and wiggled his way under the covers. He faced away from Jeff, but felt arms wrap around his waist, drawing him to Jeff's chest. The blonde's head curled down to press against Nick's shoulder blades and their legs twisted together. For Nick, it was utter perfection. He didn't ever want to get up from this bed.
"Night Nicky…" Jeff muttered, lips ghosting against his spine with every word. Nick shivered lightly.
"Night Jeffie."
Ta-da! So we have stage 2/3 done of Nick and Jeff's evil plan to torture Blaine, plus I jammed so much Niff in. Much, much Niff. I especially love their spooning. That was cute. Review if you liked this chapter because things are about to get way more interesting hint hint bringin' in the Starkids soon so if you want any specific ships leave them as a review*