Pweeeeezz Review!

On the plane ride Bella POV

"Where are Carlisle and Esme?" I asked as I got on the plane. Alice had ordered first class for us.

"They are in the Bahamas…. Doing stuff…", Alice answered. Ew.

"EWW!! I can't believe what Mommy is doing to Daddy!!", Emmett screamed. Crap. He had definitely had sugar. People were staring. "Why are they playing this stupid action movie on TV??" I want to watch Mean Girls!!"

"It's okay Bella it will soon be over.", Edward whispered in my ear. Emmett was right in front of me screaming for a blankie because he was getting a 'lil bit chilly', with Rosalie next to him sighing. Jasper and Alice were right behind us filing their nails.

"Oh fudgesicles! Aliccee, darling I put on too many coats! I look like a slut!", Jasper said too loudly. He sounded like a gay hooker (No offense to gay people. I support you!)

Soon after a flight attendant got Emmett to calm down by bringing him multiple blankets and peanuts that he didn't even eat, all of the people on the plane started crowding around us trying to flirt with the Cullens.

"Good idea Emmett!", Edward said and then whispered something to Jasper. He grinned. "One, two three!"

Before I knew it, Edward was kissing me. Emmett and Jasper were kissing their wives too. Soon, all of the admirers were gone except for 2 girls surrounding Edward.

"Why do you want her when you can have me?", a pretty flight attendant said with a Spanish accent. She was globbered in makeup

"No! What about me?", a blonde with big unnatural boobs said.

"I am madly in love with Bella. I don't like you,", he said pointing to flight attendant, "because you are too fake and By the way, I can get you fired…. I don't like you," he said pointing to the blonde "Because I prefer brunettes and small natural breasts." They walked away shame-faced.

"Thanks Eddie.", I said and then snuggled into him.

"I hate the name Eddie.", he said but snuggled into me too.

"EW! Save it for your room!" Emmett said and then threw popcorn at us. " And you!", he said to a couple on their honeymoon, "Shut up! I'm trying to watch the Barbie movie! It's very emotional!" I rolled my eyes. "Oh Barbie, dump that rotten son of a bitch Ken. He's just going to break your heart again!", He said shouting at the screen.

Hopefully, we were almost home.

The chapters will be longer after this! I promise it will get better too