Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto or Chobits!! Naruto would have joined akatsuki by now if it was up to me!!

To any passerby, Sasuke would look pretty asexual or at least homo right now since all he really did was stare at the unconscious girl in an indifferent manner. As though something like this happened often. However, in reality Sasuke was desperately fighting down a nose bleed as his ears grew steadily redder, and if not for the orange ribbons covering her…ahem… assets, he would have fainted from the blood loss.

He held his nose to prevent the blood spurt, as he came closer to inspect the girl. Surely, if this was a homicide, then no one would be stupid enough to leave the body in a place like this, right? And how about her clothes? Well, there were those perverted deranged people… Sasuke breathed a sigh of relief as he saw fox ear adorning the girl's head through the darkness of the night; she was a persocom.

As Sasuke started to calm down, he began to inspect the new persocom. She was much more unique than any of the other girl 'coms he had seen. For one thing, Sasuke had never seen markings on any of the other 'coms faces. His hands traced the whisker like marks on her cheeks that only enhanced her utter cuteness along with her fox ears. Unlike other persocoms, this one seemed to have a much more caramel skin tone; definitely a change from the usual pale skin. Also, her body was small and petite looking like it needed some sort of protection while other persocoms radiated a sort of submissive, obeying aura. Finally, her blonde hair came down to her knees, which was definitely surprising since the new fashion seemed to be short hair. However, Sasuke rather liked this. His fangirls had been right about one thing; Sasuke did indeed like girls with long hair, but since he never really voiced out his preference, his fangirls had immediately abandoned the idea.

Somehow, as Sasuke looked at the persocom, he felt some sort of connection, something telling him to take the 'com. However, he wasn't sure whether or not she was someone else's, what he did know was that this persocom, like all others, intrigued him.

As Sasuke looked for a tag or identification on the 'com, he came across, a note stuck between some of the orange ribbons addressed to 'the next owner of this persocom'.

'So she doesn't belong to anyone.' Sasuke thought as he opened the envelope.

Dear owner,

Please treat Naruto with patience and understanding.

Thank you.

Sasuke could only assume that this 'Naruto' was the persocom. Wasn't that a boys name? And fishcakes? Shrugging, Sasuke decided to make one of the biggest decisions in his life; he decided to take the persocom home. He could use this persocom for his research and theories about all other persocoms. After all, Sakura would stop annoying him about getting one and it won't dramatically change his life…right? ( A/N: That's what he thinks…)

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After driving the unusually heavy persocom back to his suite, and trying everything he could think of to start up the 'com, Sasuke Uchiha was ready to give up. Sasuke sat next to his persocom, who was laid neatly on the floor, wondering what he was supposed to do.

He tried every single place on the com to find its power butten. Even places like…Sasuke began to turn red, whether from embarrassment or frustration, one could not tell. Taking a deep sigh, Saasuke knew he wasn't being truthful with himself. There was one place he didn't try. Sasuke's gazed in between the 'coms thighs, his eyes not daring to look further up to see the only place he really hadn't checked and definitely didn't want to.

"Oh please…" Sasuke muttered as he looked away and his hands traced the coms' theighs. 'Aaarrrgh! Stop you stupid hands! Just do it!' It was at that moment that Sasuke's fingure crashed with something cold and a white light illuminated the room.

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" My name's Haruno Sakura!!" Sakura happily introduced herself to her new persocom. God! Did she really create this hot punk? Sometimes she even scared herself. Maybe she did model him a little after Sasuke but… the end result was great! "And your name will be Sai."

Sai tilted his head. "Don't I get a last name?"

"You can use 'Haruno' if you like. Besides persocoms don't need last names."

"I see." Sai nodded as he glanced at the persocom manual that came with him. In reality, Sai really didn't get anything. You see, Sai was from a new generation of persocom that are supposed to be emotionless, providing more of a willing servant to their masters than anything else. However, because of this, Sai wasn't sure what to do now since his master hasn't commanded anything.

"Oh! And that's Lee over there, although he's unusually quite." Sakura looked worriedly at Lee who turned to face Sai at the sound of his name.

"I'm the one who accompanies Sakura-sama to school." Lee said bluntly as if daring Sai to take the job from him.

Sakura's eyes widened. Since when did Lee lose all his youthful energy?

Sorry, it's short and I haven't updated...

The next Chappie is almost done so hang tight! I'm so happy that I got a my own account. Now I will be updating my stories over here!