Through Deidara's Akatsuki Eyes
Chapter 2
Deidara continued down the dark hall, passing everyone's rooms except for Itachi and Kakuzu. Itachi prefered to sleep upstairs and Kakuzu perfered sleeping wherever his money was. He reached a large room divided by a wall reaching across half its span. He was standing in the living room area, looking at the new T.V Kakuzu had graced them with. Deidara slummped his way to the kitchen, on the otherside of the dividing wall. He walked over to the stove and reached into the cabnet directly over it and pulled out a box of Lucky Charms. He strided over to the refridgerator and pulled out a gallon of milk and a bagel. He made his way back into the living room and flopped down on the couch and put his breakfast down on the coffee table."We need to go grocery shopping bad,Un." Deidara said, giving himself the mental note. He opened the box of Lucky Charms and poured the milk into it. He held the box to his mouth and took 3 big bites of the cereal pouring out.He pulled off his cloak and threw it over the coffee table.He put the box back down on the table and took a bite out of his bagel, propping his feet up on the couch and laying back, day dreaming about his art. He started to lull into a sleepy state, with all his own thoughts rushing through his mind, and it was'nt long before his eye's became heavy forcing him to sleep.
"TOBI! Get your ass up im sick and fricking tired of telling you! DONT MAKE ME COME IN THERE!!" Hidan belowed from the outside of Tobi's door, banging in quick preccision.
"Hiiiidaannn! Im up you stupid zealot! Leave me alone, you cuss to much!" Tobi replied back from underneath his bed, throwing a sock at his own door as an attepmt to make Hidan go away."I'll come out if you go away!".
"I swear to Jashin you're as annoying as a teenage Itachi, How do you even know what the hell a zealot is?! Get over to Pein office or he's ganna jump my ass for you not being there!" Hidan strode back accross the hall to his own room after delivering his message. To his distaste, since Kakuzu did'nt want a room, Tobi got the one directly across the hall from him." Damn kid need's to listen to us for once..." .
"Jeesh that man has more mood swings that a pregnate women...hehe...Kakuzu probably pawned off his necklace or something." Tobi giggled to himself while he prepared to leave for Pein's office. He pulled back on his Akatsuki cloak and made his way outside, checking the hall for Hidan first. He ran through the hallway as fast as he could without tripping over his cloak. He made it into the living room and dashed past the couch until something yellow caught is attention. He skidded to a stop and peered over the couch. Deidara lay there, his right hand hanging over the edge and his bagel still in his left. Tobi giggled to himself and walked to the coffee table and grabbed Deidara's cloak. He held it up in the air and folded it longways, laying it gently over Deidara."Stupid Senpai's ganna catch a cold if he keeps wearing belly shirts!" Tobi whispered to himself.He continued to dash past the kitchen and into the hallways which contained storage rooms, training areas for everyone's special techniques,and Pein's office. Tobi did'nt think Pein was a bad guy at all, he was emo hince all the peircings, but he was still a nice guy. He knocked on Pein's door three times and said, "Mr. Pein-Sama,it's Tobi-Kuuuun!"
"There you are you lazy ass, get in here." Pein sighed and saw Tobi walk in.
"What'cha want leader-sama? Hidan came to get me, I think you should fire him y'know, he talks to much and most of its cussing and he said my head looked like a basket ball and then I said he was emo cause he stabbed himself and he said ."
"Tobi.Shut.Up." Pein cut him off and rubbed him temples with his thumb and middle finger. "Were running low on supplies and I need you to go grocery shopping so Zetsu does'nt eat someone. It took a week to clean up the mess he made last time with that Toshihiro kid..."Pein Shuddered."Here's the list now go and leave everyone alone..." Pein threw a cream colored notebook page at Tobi, filled with needed supplies.
"Will do Pein -sama! I SHALL ACCOMPLISH THIS MISSION!" Tobi screamed into the air and made a pose.He ran out of Pein's office making his way back to the living room so he could go. "Ah! Todays my day off Senpai said we'd do something! Arggh!" Tobi slapped his mask's forehead and sighed. "I should've remember... guess I better leave senpai I note.". Then, at that very moment, Tobi was struck with an idea, so great he almost screamed. He ran back to his room to prepare his 'Idea'.
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"Ugh..." Deidara rose from his sleeping postition and stretched, eye's closed. "That was a good nap..." He began to rub his face when he felt a layer preventing him from touching his face."What the hell,Un!?" He pulled of the mask that covered his face and turned it around to look at the front of it. Tobi had constructed an orange colored paper mask for Deidara to wear. It was a perfect replica, only made from paper. He cut a whole for Deidara's right eye and the black swirls even matched and it had a elastic string to hold it around his head . Deidara stifled a laugh but then relized someone might have seen him wearing it. He threw the mask back on the couch."O Tobi...you're ganna pay for this you little retard!" He ran off to Tobi's room, passing Hidan on the way.
"Whats the rush blondie? Blow up the fifth apendidge or something?" Hidan laughed an continued to stride along.
Deidara ran into Tobi's room and yelled, "Tobi you little shi." He looked around the room and even under the bed but it was empty. He rubbed his face when he heard a burst of laughter come from the living room."O crap,Un!" He ran back to the living room, out of breath, and saw Hidan sitting on the couch wearing the replica Tobi mask.
"Hahaha! What the hell Deidara? You a Tobi fangirl?You sick Bastard, preying on little kids like that! HAHA!" Hidan was bent over, gasping for breath due to his hysterical laughter.
"You stupid ass! Give it back,UN!" Deidara lunged at Hidan but was held back with his right arm.
"Aww...little defensive 'bout you're toy Dei Dei, Im just messing, no reason to shit your pants."Hidan pulled the mask of halfway , just enough so that Deidara could see his smirk.
Deidara's left hand bit Hidan on his shoulder which gave him the chance to pull the mask off in one smooth motion. He tucked the mask into his cloak sleeve and ducked into his room, leaveing Hidan rubbing his shoulder and singing his own laughter.
"Pfft! When you go to your room, tell Tobi I said 'HI!' Haha!" Hidan's laughter continued but died down as Deidara closed the door to his room.
"Tobi you retard! I Cant believe you did that,UN!" Deidara held the mask between his to hands, left hand going forward, right hand back."Everyone could have seen that!" He stopped for a bried moment and look at the back of the mask. It was Orange except for a single line of black print right in the middle reading this,
Hey Deidara Senpai, sorry for not saying bye , but leader sent me on a mission all by myself! Maybe we can do something when I get back! I'll get you some more C-4 clay while im gone, since you said you're almsot out. I have to walk awhile since there's nothing close by, so i'll be back tommorow. Your student , Tobi.
After the lines, and small triangular piece of orange plastic was taped with the line So you dont miss me! Beneath it. Deidara picked the tape off and held the quarter
sized orange piece of plastic in his hand.
"He did'nt..." He stared at the piece of Tobi's mask and the relization hit him. "This is his only possesion that he brought here with him...and he gave part of it to me,Un.". A smile grew accross Deidara's face as he now knew how much Tobi had befriended him. He scratched his head thinking of what had just accured. "Were'd my fial go?" He found it laying on his night stand and used it to pop the gem out of his Akatsuki ring. He put the mask fragment in it place and put the stone back over the top of it. He'd know it was there, but he still would'nt let his pride be hurt so he hid it from the rest of them.One more laugh escaped Deidara's mouth as he made his way out into the hall to the supply room. He grabbed a few supplies and made his way back out to the hallways once more.