Chapter two: Meeting Naruto and Sasuke

Bloopers

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A hole ripped through time and space, and a cloaked figure was falling through, seemingly unconscious. Several people took notice but only two went to go find them, while the others went to notify the Hokage.

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And as we walk into this shop, we can see a living and breathing blob of orange, in his natural habitat, devouring ramen.

"Be careful not to choke, Naruto!" Teuchi-san warned, while cleaning a ramen bowl.

Naruto could barely mumble out a, "Okay, Teuchi-jiji," sounding more like a, "khah, Tekhi-giji," while his surrogate brother, Sasuke, let out a little laugh. (Surprising, I know, but this is an AU, so...)

After Naruto was done eating, he and Sasuke payed and left the little shop. Walking down the street, talking mindlessly about 'this' and 'that'.

But Sasuke saw something out of the corner of his eye, he looked to the left, and colour him surprised at the person falling from the sky, towards the 'Forest of Death'.

Several civilians saw as well, and many pointed it out to the others, and eventually the shinobi and the kunoichi of Konoha caught on, all going to the Hokage to report about the strange figure falling from the sky.

But Naruto and Sasuke were faster, and while all of this was happening, they were already half-way to the forest.

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"Ugh..." I rubbed at my crusty eyes, slowly opening them, all while sitting up from my lying position. I know, I'm such a multitasker. So cool.

I look around, slightly confused. I saw... I saw trees. Tall ones, and... Is that a bear sized centipede!? I blinked twice, trying to regain my posture, when suddenly...

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"Are we there yet? This is taking way to long." Naruto complained, seeming to only get more unmature as he grew.

"Hn." Naruto gets irritated.

"That's not a word, teme," Sasuke glances as me from the corner of his eye, "Whatever. And we're almost close. I think."

"You think!?" Naruto looks pissed.

When suddenly...

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I see two boys, around the same age as me - 15-16 -, looking sweaty and their faces red, as If from running to fast, "YOU!"

"Can I help you?" I asked, standing up, trying to match their height, only to find I'm a couple inches shorter than them. My eye twitched.

"Yeah! You can help us! What was with that falling threw the sky thing?!" The orange - why orange? That's a horrible colour - one asked too much questions.

"Oh, I did. Well,sorry with interrupting your time, please allow me to leave." I asked. Trying to keep my composure.

People in masks representing animals surround me, one with a dog - Inu - on it, taking grasp of my arm.

A tick on my forehead.

"Can I help you?" I grit through my teeth, "Yes. We need you to come talk to the Hokage." Hokage? Maybe I could learn about this world, while I'm here for a short time.

'Cuz you're gonna leave soon.' Rei - unnecessarily - commented.

My eyes darken for a sec, before returning to the Inu.

"Mkay. Though, may I ask why?" I question, with the most sweetest voice I could muster. I can actually feel Inu stare at me blankly. Wow. Impressive.

Suddenly, my world was black.

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Bloopers;

A hole ripped through time and space, and a cloaked figure was falling through, seemingly... Unconscious?? What?

And now he/she is falling threw the trees. Great. You know what? I am not payed enough for this. I'm leaving.

Wait!! Dave, please. You're the only narrater we have.

Fine, you adolescent girl.