(Author's Note: Disclaimer: I don't own Power Rangers or the story "Things I Am Not Allowed To Do In Power Rangers". Also kidnapping is illegal, and should not be done.)
I am aware that several members of the forces of good were kidnapped at an early age, and raised by the forces of evil. I am not allowed to kidnap a member of the forces of evil at an early age and arrange for them to raised by the forces of good "just to see if it would work the other way around".
I am also not allowed to arrange for a bumbling side-character to be kidnapped at an early age and raised by the forces of evil, "because I thought it would be an effective way of bringing down the forces of evil from within"
Or "because I thought it would be funny"
I sat in the courtroom, staring at the Council. I had been caught doing things with the time stream I shouldn't have been doing, and now I was awaiting the final verdict.
"Cadet Angel, you have been found guilty of unauthorized use of time travel equipment, unauthorized time traveling, conspiracy to manipulate the time stream, and manipulating the time stream. Do you have any last words in your defense?"
"Just that everything I did, I did in the name of science. We all know that members of the forces of Good have been raised by and converted to Evil, but not once has it ever been tried the other way around! Think of the impact this could have had in Psychology and Sociology! That's why I took Miratrix and set her up with a new family - for Science!"
"We've heard enough - take him away."
As I was picked up and dragged out of the courtroom, I said, "So I guess this means you'll be dismantling my other time-experiments too?"
The guards hauling me away stopped dead in their tracks. The room grew very quiet, very quickly. After a few painfully tense seconds, one of the council members spoke.
"What other time-experiments?"
Carefully, almost reverently, baby Devin was placed back in his bed. The little goober had been asleep the entire time. Which was just as well; fewer witnesses that way. We were careful to put him back a few seconds after he had been taken. With the deed done, we made our way back to the ship and, once we were inside, released the Time Pause. The world around the ship resumed normal activity.
"What the hell were you thinking?" the Commander shouted at me. The other crew members were all looking away, focusing on their work or at least pretending to be.
"I was thinking that with his incompetence and clumsy shenanigans, Devin might very well take down the Evil Empire from within! It would save our allies so much trouble." The Commander just rolled her eyes.
"Whatever. Where-and-when to next?"
Farkas Bulkmeier and Eugene Skullovitch had been safely returned, and the Commander was giving me an acerbic look.
"What?" I said. "I thought it would be funny to see the Forces of Evil have to deal with these two."