What if...
In battle, Aragorn spins to miss a lunge from an orc's blade only for his belt buckle to get caught instead. To his dismay it successfully severs it off, making his pants fall down and everyone sees he is wearing whitey tighties.. Except they are not white at all.
He looks around at the fellowship and the rest of the battle that halted around him, staring in amused disbelief.
"What? W-well, in my defense they used to be white.!" He stumbled to explain and cringed after the words left his lips.
"Tha' s no good of a defense, sir.." says Samwise who then immediately looks down, stunned that he not only spoke against an embarrassed Aragorn but is also somehow in the wrong scene of the movie.
"How did you.. Where's Frodo?" Asks Aragon, too confused now by the turn of events.
"Oh, we're.. he's getting closer.. just going up the steep mountain a bit ago." Sam looks around awkwardly, "Uh, well I best be going then!" and he runs off towards Mordor.
"DEATH TO ALL MEN, NO MORE OF THIS SPEAKING!" Yells an Uru-Kai, startling Gimli who then fell over.
Before Aragorn could even begin to comprehend what had just happened, he pulled up his ranger pants, and suddenly found himself immersed in battle once more.