"This is Trixie the Dryad for Narnia Network News, reporting live from backstage at The Stable. I'm here to speak to bad boy rock god Tash, of mega-huge rock band Tash & The Temple Virgins."
"Hi Trixie. How's it hanging?" (Tash leers at reporter, his pupils enormously dilated)
"My boughs are my own business. But what was your reaction to the concert crowd?"
(Tash suddenly looks serious) "It was ugly, Trixie; it was like a playback of Altamonte. The gig was going great until we were gatecrashed by a bunch of Narnian upper-crust losers, and started beating up on my fans right there in the mosh pit. Shift the Ape, my manager tried to calm things down, but the bastards beat him within an inch of his life."
"Is it true that the gatecrashers were all members of the Aslan Fan Club?"
"Yeah. We've had trouble with them before; they claim my music is a perversion of rock. But they scared the girls so much they had to leave the stage, and we had to try and cool them down by playing some covers. A perversion; huh! Aslan plays nothing but pop froth." (last comment in a derisive tone)
"Is it true that there were some deaths?"
"I'm sorry, Trixie, you'll need to speak to venue management about that. I can't comment for legal reasons."
"So did you finish the set?"
"My producer, Rishda Tarkaan, managed to call in extra security, and they managed to eject the trouble makers. After that, the girls came back on stage, and then we really rocked; like it was the end of the world!"
(Trixie looks to camera) "That's the breaking news from tonight's events at The Stable. This is Trixie the Dryad for Narnia Network News, signing off."
(cross back to news desk)