Superkella, IIC, Dan, Princess, Itachi, Hidan, Kisame and Vomvom were all sitting watching 'Dracula' one day when Kandy Kid walked by.

"AHHH! Scary movie! Scary movie!" He cried in horror as he ran off.

Everyone watched him run into his room and slam the door behind him.

"What's wrong with your brother?" Itachi asked Indigo.

"You're a pussy!" Hidan yelled after Kandy Kid.

Indigo turned to her friends and attempted to look wise.

"Well, young ones-" She began.

"We're all older than you aside from Vomvom." Kisame pointed out.

Indigo glared at him. He ruined her wise-ness.

"Well, young one and old ones," She continued "Kandy Kid was traumatised by a horror film when he was just a little lad. You see, Superkella and I were having a sleep over at my place and we watched Frankenstein. Kandy Kid was being an annoying ass hole as usual, so we let him watch it, too."

Indigo bowed her head in sorrow as she got to the sad part.

"Kandy Kid was just a young chap, then. He was about 6 years old. Anyway, he watched Frankenstein and got scared shitless and wouldn't come out of his room for weeks. It was the first and last horror film he will ever see."

"What the fuck was with the 'chap' and 'lad' shit?" Hidan asked after an awkward pause.

Indigo's neck whipped up and she glared daggers at Hidan.

"Baka!" She cried "I was being wise!"

Hidan raised his eyebrow slightly and tilted his head. Indigo tilted her head too. Hidan tilted his head the other way. Indigo copied. Everyone else stared at them while they repeated this over and over.

"That does not look very wise, Indigo." Superkella said after they had done it about 7 times.

Indigo quickly stopped and continued trying to be wise.

Suddenly, Princess and Vomvom spoke up.

"We should scare Kandy Kid!" Vomvom announced.

"How?" Indigo asked enthusiastically.

Vomvom smiled and opened her mouth to talk. She stood there thinking for a second before closing her mouth and turning to Princess expectantly. Princess rolled his eyes and began an exclamation.

"We will need your body and Hidan's blood." He began while he pointed to Superkella.

It was late at night and Kandy Kid was fast asleep in his bed, thinking of candy and sugary treats. He was abruptly awoken by a blood curdling scream. He swiftly sat up in bed and looked around in horror. He then got up and headed to the main room which is where the noise came from. Lying on the floor was Superkella, her body was drenched in blood. Kandy Kid's pupils shrunk and the blood rushed from his face.

"Ah…ah…ah…" He stuttered.

Indigo then jumped out from behind the couch wearing big plastic vampire teeth and a cape.

"I vant to suck yur blood!" She yelled in the worst Dracula impersonation ever.

Kandy Kid stared at her in pure horror for a moment before he screamed in pure horror. His eyes then rolled into the back of his head and he fell to the floor. Vomvom flipped on the lights and everyone came out from their hiding places. Kandy Kid had fainted.

Everyone crowded around Kandy Kid. Vomvom gave him a brutal blow to the shin which woke him up. He looked around at everyone and cowered in fear.

"Y-you're all vampires, aren't you?" He asked quietly.

Everyone burst out laughing.

"Kandy, it was a joke." Dan announced.

"W-what? A joke?" He stuttered.

"Yup. You really are a pussy." Hidan laughed.

Kandy Kid was embarrassed. He turned red. He retreated to his room. He knew that he wouldn't be able to sleep for at least a week.