Chapter 2
Operation Tomato: The Preparation
*Enter Kali and Reno*
Kali: As you remember from last time, we tried to figure out what to do for
our fic. In the end, I was a little confused.
Reno: *snickers * A little?
Kali: *pulls out a highlighter* Watch it buddy.
Reno: *pulls out the highlighters from the war with Johnny Jay*
Reno & Kali: Don't ask.
Kali: *pulls the lid off of hers* Don't start with me bud! I'll sick Heero
on ya! *Background appears. Still in hotel room. Heero is oblivious to
everything, still eating his lasagna. Kali and Reno move to living room.
Kali glances back at Heero* Dang! I think I made him to much lasagna. He'll
never be done!
Reno: *dies in fits of laughter and starts on his pan of lasagna*
Kali: *growls at Reno, but since she didn't make him that much lasagna, he
finishes quickly and Kali recaps her highlighter so it doesn't dry out.*
Reno: * beats Heero with a stick and steals his lasagna*
Heero: *growls and attacks Reno, knocking him to the ground. *
Reno: *goes to CiCi's and eats 19 slices per minute and stays for 12 hours.
*
Heero: *smiles happily and attacks his lasagna instead*
Kali: *rolls eyes * Oh brother. Reno's gonna be sick.
Reno: *leaves CiCi's and goes to the Japanese Steak House, then McDonald's,
then Sonic, and then cleans out the grocery store. * There. I'm full.
Kali: *taps foot waiting for Reno to get done eating. Pulls out a
calculator and calculates how many slices of pizza Reno had. Kali's eyes
widen in shock* 13.13. 13,680 slices! Woah!
Reno: *reappears * Lets start Operation Tomato.
Kali: *looks at Reno like he's an idiot* Don't we have to prepare first?
Reno: *looks at Kali weird* That's what I said. Lets go get Duo and prepare
for Operation Tomato.
Kali: *glares at Reno * Idiot! You said lets start, key word start!
Operation Tomato! We can't start without preparing first! * crosses arms
across chest* Oh, by the way, Duo's in the kitchen wrestling Heero over the
last slice of lasagna.
Heero: *pulling on one end of the pan * Give it back! It's mine!
Duo: * pulling on the other end* You've had 7 pans already! Give me this
one little piece!
Reno: *walks past Heero and Duo and eats the last piece * Okay, now I'm
full!
Kali: *snickers *
Heero & Duo: *look at empty pan, then at Reno, then back at empty pan*
Duo: *growls* Hey, that was mine.
Heero: * glares and says in low voice * No, it was mine.
Heero & Duo: * simultaneously drop pan and attack Reno, shouting
obscenities *
Kali: *starts laughing and drops to the floor laughing really hard*
Reno: ..!
Heero & Duo stop
Reno: * laughing his head off*
Duo: What's so funny.
Reno: * stops laughing* Operation Tomato.
Duo & Kali: * join Reno in laughing*
Heero: Huh?
Suddenly Duo and Reno disappear with various screams and shouts.
Heero & Kali: * eyes widen*
Kali: * shouts* Hey! I thought I was supposed to be apart of that!
Heero: * shakes his head and eyes Kali. Mumbles something and the only
words heard are 'no one's home' and 'have fun' *
Kali: *eyes widen again * Duo! Reno! Save me!
Reno: *voice is heard from far away* He's your bf, I think you know how to
deal with him.
Kali: * eyes widen even more* You a-hole! I'll get you for this! *looks at
Heero in fear *
Heero: * grins and pounces on Kali*
Kali: * sighs and decides to accept the situation* Might as well have some
fun while Heero is in the mood.
Reno & Duo: * at the hotel's public pool* Well thank God there's music out
here. We don't have to hear the screams.
Kali & Heero: * come down to the pool*
Kali: * smiles at Reno and Duo* Thanks for givin us some time together!
Heero: * glares at Reno and Duo* There weren't any screams.
Reno: * underbreath* No, it was all moaning and grunting.
Heero: *looks thoughtful * Yeah, it was all that.
Kali: * grins wickedly* We were having a lot of fun, though! I mean, first
he did me, then.
Reno & Duo: Stop!!!!!
Heero: * looks at Reno and Duo funny* What? We were just.
Reno: I said stop!
Kali: Come on! It was just a back massage! He did my back, then I did his!
God, you guys are pervs!
Reno: * trips Heero making him fall into the pool*
Kali: * perks up * Hey! We could play chicken!
Reno: I am not putting Duo on my shoulders!
Kali: * rolls eyes* I figured that! We'll find you some girls!
Heero: * gets out of the pool* Yeah! It'll be fun!
Kali: I know Duo will have no problem, but you on the other hand.
Heero: * snickers*
Reno: *finds a very beautiful woman with silver hair and deep blue eyes.
Looks at Heero in a confident way *
Heero: *rolls eyes and puts arm around Kali *
Kali: * raises eyebrow then mumbles* Guys and their testosterone.
Reno: * looks at Kali* Is it that noticeable? Well she is hot and in a
bikini.
Kali: * rolls eyes again* Yes. * looks at girl* What's your name?
Reno: * in a daze and drooling anime style *
Kali: * rolls eyes again*
Girl: * smiles at Reno* Merai
Kali: Nice to meet you Merai. I'm Kali and this is Heero. * points to Reno*
Do you even know his name?
Merai: * smiles and nods* It's Reno.
Kali: Ooookay. * pushes Heero into the pool* He he.
Heero: *surfaces and pulls Kali in*
Reno: * laughs. Pushes Merai into the pool, and then grabs Duo's braid and
slings him into the pool.* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I AM THE LAST EMPTY HEADED ANIME
CHARACTER STANDING!
Kali: * shouts * Damn straight! *laughs hysterically*
Duo: * grins wickedly and pulls Reno into the pool* Ha Ha!
Reno: Ok that's it! * shouts* WATER WAR!! * dunks Kali*
Heero: * shouts* Hey!! * attacks Reno to save Kali*
Merai: *gasps * You just didn't! * goes to attack Heero, but Kali, now
fully recovered, intercepts her*
Kali: Oh no you don't! * attacks Merai*
Duo:* trying to sneak out and gets caught up in it all *
All: Oh no you don't! * all dunk Duo and get back to the war*
Duo: *sneaks out and is seen with 2 blonde bimbos*
Kali: * grins wickedly and pulls out a water gun* He he. * shoots Reno with
the gun*
Reno: * yells* Hey! * pulls out his own water gun and shoots at every one*
Water Gun Fight!
Heero: *glares at Reno * You're on! *pulls out his own water gun and shoots
at Reno*
Kali: *shooting everyone and knocking people into the pool * APPLE CIDER!!!
Reno: * surfaces in the pool and gasps* Its Kali's battle cry. Watch out!
Kali: *is the only one left standing* I win!!!
Heero: * climbs out of the pool and walks over to Kali* Yeah yeah.
Reno: * grins * Lets go play truth or dare.
All: Okay! * go into their room. Hear various noises from Duo's room*
Kali: Oh boy.
Heero: *wraps an arm around her* We'll get them.
Reno: * snickers and points towards a pile of shaving cream bottles* Yeah.
Merai: *laughs * Why would you do that?
All: *look at her like she's crazy* Because.
Merai: Oh.
~All head towards living room, and begin to play truth or dare.~
Reno: Who wants to start? *there is a knock heard on the door. Reno goes to
answer it*
Heero: I think the baka should start.
Kali: * leans up against him* Reno? Hell yeah.
Reno: * comes back. A guy with dark brown hair and light brown eyes is with
him* Kali, this guy says he knows you.
Kali: * eyes widen* Lou!
Heero: * glares at Lou, then looks at Kali* How do you know him?
Kali: * looks sheepish* Umm.
Lou: * grins at Heero* We're old friends.
Kali: *qcs* Lets start the game!
Reno: Hell yeah! *looks at Heero * Truth or Dare?
Heero: Dare
Reno: *grins wickedly * I dare you to go strip to I'm To Sexy for Duo and
his bimbos!
Heero: * shrugs* Fine. *leaves and music is heard from Duo's room, along
with various shouts *
Kali: * rolls eyes* Oh boy.
Heero: * returns. Has a fistful of cash. Kali looks at him suspiciously *
They enjoyed it.
Kali: Sure.
Heero: My turn. *sits next to Kali who moves away, closer to Lou. Heero
growls * Okay Lou, Truth or Dare.
Lou: Truth.
Heero: How do you really know Kali?
Kali: * gasps*
Lou: * grins* We've had fun from time to time when a certain cold hearted
boyfriend decided to be distant.
Kali: * punches Lou* Ass. * looks at Heero, who grabs her and drags her
into their bedroom. *
Reno: Oh boy.
Merai: Is she gonna be okay?
Reno: Yeah. Heero's just gonna screw her senseless so she won't go to any
one else.
Lou: * pouts* Unfair.
Reno: * hears no sounds from Duo's room. Grins* It's time.
Merai: Yay!
~ All sneak into Duo's room, carrying many shaving cream bottles. Come out
and throw them away, and sit down to wait~
Heero: * comes back pulling a dazed Kali behind him*
Reno: Is she okay?
Kali: * glares at him* Yeah. And I see you guys already decided to do the
job without us.
Reno: Sorry.
~ All hear screams coming from Duo's room. The bimbos run out
clutching their clothes, shaving cream giving them beards, underwear, and
covering their boobs. Duo runs out saying Wait! And glares at the group. He
has dried shaving cream covering his hair and on certain, areas.~
Duo: What the hell do you think you're doing!
Reno: *laughing* Gotcha!
Kali: * grins* Dude! Couldn't have done better myself!
Lou: *looks at Kali* Really?
Kali: * smiles at him, but Heero prevents her from saying anything by
kissing her*
Lou: * glares at Heero*
Reno: * looks from Heero to Lou* This is gonna be one hell of a time!
~enter Reno and Kali~
Kali: Well we hoped you enjoyed episode two!
Reno: It isn't like the original, cuz' someone *glares at Kali * lost the
original copy, so we had to make up the last part with what we remembered.
Kali: * glares back* Ha ha. Well, if this wasn't to your liking, just stay
tuned, and you'll definitely love chapter three!
All: * wave * See ya soon!
Operation Tomato: The Preparation
*Enter Kali and Reno*
Kali: As you remember from last time, we tried to figure out what to do for
our fic. In the end, I was a little confused.
Reno: *snickers * A little?
Kali: *pulls out a highlighter* Watch it buddy.
Reno: *pulls out the highlighters from the war with Johnny Jay*
Reno & Kali: Don't ask.
Kali: *pulls the lid off of hers* Don't start with me bud! I'll sick Heero
on ya! *Background appears. Still in hotel room. Heero is oblivious to
everything, still eating his lasagna. Kali and Reno move to living room.
Kali glances back at Heero* Dang! I think I made him to much lasagna. He'll
never be done!
Reno: *dies in fits of laughter and starts on his pan of lasagna*
Kali: *growls at Reno, but since she didn't make him that much lasagna, he
finishes quickly and Kali recaps her highlighter so it doesn't dry out.*
Reno: * beats Heero with a stick and steals his lasagna*
Heero: *growls and attacks Reno, knocking him to the ground. *
Reno: *goes to CiCi's and eats 19 slices per minute and stays for 12 hours.
*
Heero: *smiles happily and attacks his lasagna instead*
Kali: *rolls eyes * Oh brother. Reno's gonna be sick.
Reno: *leaves CiCi's and goes to the Japanese Steak House, then McDonald's,
then Sonic, and then cleans out the grocery store. * There. I'm full.
Kali: *taps foot waiting for Reno to get done eating. Pulls out a
calculator and calculates how many slices of pizza Reno had. Kali's eyes
widen in shock* 13.13. 13,680 slices! Woah!
Reno: *reappears * Lets start Operation Tomato.
Kali: *looks at Reno like he's an idiot* Don't we have to prepare first?
Reno: *looks at Kali weird* That's what I said. Lets go get Duo and prepare
for Operation Tomato.
Kali: *glares at Reno * Idiot! You said lets start, key word start!
Operation Tomato! We can't start without preparing first! * crosses arms
across chest* Oh, by the way, Duo's in the kitchen wrestling Heero over the
last slice of lasagna.
Heero: *pulling on one end of the pan * Give it back! It's mine!
Duo: * pulling on the other end* You've had 7 pans already! Give me this
one little piece!
Reno: *walks past Heero and Duo and eats the last piece * Okay, now I'm
full!
Kali: *snickers *
Heero & Duo: *look at empty pan, then at Reno, then back at empty pan*
Duo: *growls* Hey, that was mine.
Heero: * glares and says in low voice * No, it was mine.
Heero & Duo: * simultaneously drop pan and attack Reno, shouting
obscenities *
Kali: *starts laughing and drops to the floor laughing really hard*
Reno: ..!
Heero & Duo stop
Reno: * laughing his head off*
Duo: What's so funny.
Reno: * stops laughing* Operation Tomato.
Duo & Kali: * join Reno in laughing*
Heero: Huh?
Suddenly Duo and Reno disappear with various screams and shouts.
Heero & Kali: * eyes widen*
Kali: * shouts* Hey! I thought I was supposed to be apart of that!
Heero: * shakes his head and eyes Kali. Mumbles something and the only
words heard are 'no one's home' and 'have fun' *
Kali: *eyes widen again * Duo! Reno! Save me!
Reno: *voice is heard from far away* He's your bf, I think you know how to
deal with him.
Kali: * eyes widen even more* You a-hole! I'll get you for this! *looks at
Heero in fear *
Heero: * grins and pounces on Kali*
Kali: * sighs and decides to accept the situation* Might as well have some
fun while Heero is in the mood.
Reno & Duo: * at the hotel's public pool* Well thank God there's music out
here. We don't have to hear the screams.
Kali & Heero: * come down to the pool*
Kali: * smiles at Reno and Duo* Thanks for givin us some time together!
Heero: * glares at Reno and Duo* There weren't any screams.
Reno: * underbreath* No, it was all moaning and grunting.
Heero: *looks thoughtful * Yeah, it was all that.
Kali: * grins wickedly* We were having a lot of fun, though! I mean, first
he did me, then.
Reno & Duo: Stop!!!!!
Heero: * looks at Reno and Duo funny* What? We were just.
Reno: I said stop!
Kali: Come on! It was just a back massage! He did my back, then I did his!
God, you guys are pervs!
Reno: * trips Heero making him fall into the pool*
Kali: * perks up * Hey! We could play chicken!
Reno: I am not putting Duo on my shoulders!
Kali: * rolls eyes* I figured that! We'll find you some girls!
Heero: * gets out of the pool* Yeah! It'll be fun!
Kali: I know Duo will have no problem, but you on the other hand.
Heero: * snickers*
Reno: *finds a very beautiful woman with silver hair and deep blue eyes.
Looks at Heero in a confident way *
Heero: *rolls eyes and puts arm around Kali *
Kali: * raises eyebrow then mumbles* Guys and their testosterone.
Reno: * looks at Kali* Is it that noticeable? Well she is hot and in a
bikini.
Kali: * rolls eyes again* Yes. * looks at girl* What's your name?
Reno: * in a daze and drooling anime style *
Kali: * rolls eyes again*
Girl: * smiles at Reno* Merai
Kali: Nice to meet you Merai. I'm Kali and this is Heero. * points to Reno*
Do you even know his name?
Merai: * smiles and nods* It's Reno.
Kali: Ooookay. * pushes Heero into the pool* He he.
Heero: *surfaces and pulls Kali in*
Reno: * laughs. Pushes Merai into the pool, and then grabs Duo's braid and
slings him into the pool.* HAHAHAHA!!!!!!! I AM THE LAST EMPTY HEADED ANIME
CHARACTER STANDING!
Kali: * shouts * Damn straight! *laughs hysterically*
Duo: * grins wickedly and pulls Reno into the pool* Ha Ha!
Reno: Ok that's it! * shouts* WATER WAR!! * dunks Kali*
Heero: * shouts* Hey!! * attacks Reno to save Kali*
Merai: *gasps * You just didn't! * goes to attack Heero, but Kali, now
fully recovered, intercepts her*
Kali: Oh no you don't! * attacks Merai*
Duo:* trying to sneak out and gets caught up in it all *
All: Oh no you don't! * all dunk Duo and get back to the war*
Duo: *sneaks out and is seen with 2 blonde bimbos*
Kali: * grins wickedly and pulls out a water gun* He he. * shoots Reno with
the gun*
Reno: * yells* Hey! * pulls out his own water gun and shoots at every one*
Water Gun Fight!
Heero: *glares at Reno * You're on! *pulls out his own water gun and shoots
at Reno*
Kali: *shooting everyone and knocking people into the pool * APPLE CIDER!!!
Reno: * surfaces in the pool and gasps* Its Kali's battle cry. Watch out!
Kali: *is the only one left standing* I win!!!
Heero: * climbs out of the pool and walks over to Kali* Yeah yeah.
Reno: * grins * Lets go play truth or dare.
All: Okay! * go into their room. Hear various noises from Duo's room*
Kali: Oh boy.
Heero: *wraps an arm around her* We'll get them.
Reno: * snickers and points towards a pile of shaving cream bottles* Yeah.
Merai: *laughs * Why would you do that?
All: *look at her like she's crazy* Because.
Merai: Oh.
~All head towards living room, and begin to play truth or dare.~
Reno: Who wants to start? *there is a knock heard on the door. Reno goes to
answer it*
Heero: I think the baka should start.
Kali: * leans up against him* Reno? Hell yeah.
Reno: * comes back. A guy with dark brown hair and light brown eyes is with
him* Kali, this guy says he knows you.
Kali: * eyes widen* Lou!
Heero: * glares at Lou, then looks at Kali* How do you know him?
Kali: * looks sheepish* Umm.
Lou: * grins at Heero* We're old friends.
Kali: *qcs* Lets start the game!
Reno: Hell yeah! *looks at Heero * Truth or Dare?
Heero: Dare
Reno: *grins wickedly * I dare you to go strip to I'm To Sexy for Duo and
his bimbos!
Heero: * shrugs* Fine. *leaves and music is heard from Duo's room, along
with various shouts *
Kali: * rolls eyes* Oh boy.
Heero: * returns. Has a fistful of cash. Kali looks at him suspiciously *
They enjoyed it.
Kali: Sure.
Heero: My turn. *sits next to Kali who moves away, closer to Lou. Heero
growls * Okay Lou, Truth or Dare.
Lou: Truth.
Heero: How do you really know Kali?
Kali: * gasps*
Lou: * grins* We've had fun from time to time when a certain cold hearted
boyfriend decided to be distant.
Kali: * punches Lou* Ass. * looks at Heero, who grabs her and drags her
into their bedroom. *
Reno: Oh boy.
Merai: Is she gonna be okay?
Reno: Yeah. Heero's just gonna screw her senseless so she won't go to any
one else.
Lou: * pouts* Unfair.
Reno: * hears no sounds from Duo's room. Grins* It's time.
Merai: Yay!
~ All sneak into Duo's room, carrying many shaving cream bottles. Come out
and throw them away, and sit down to wait~
Heero: * comes back pulling a dazed Kali behind him*
Reno: Is she okay?
Kali: * glares at him* Yeah. And I see you guys already decided to do the
job without us.
Reno: Sorry.
~ All hear screams coming from Duo's room. The bimbos run out
clutching their clothes, shaving cream giving them beards, underwear, and
covering their boobs. Duo runs out saying Wait! And glares at the group. He
has dried shaving cream covering his hair and on certain, areas.~
Duo: What the hell do you think you're doing!
Reno: *laughing* Gotcha!
Kali: * grins* Dude! Couldn't have done better myself!
Lou: *looks at Kali* Really?
Kali: * smiles at him, but Heero prevents her from saying anything by
kissing her*
Lou: * glares at Heero*
Reno: * looks from Heero to Lou* This is gonna be one hell of a time!
~enter Reno and Kali~
Kali: Well we hoped you enjoyed episode two!
Reno: It isn't like the original, cuz' someone *glares at Kali * lost the
original copy, so we had to make up the last part with what we remembered.
Kali: * glares back* Ha ha. Well, if this wasn't to your liking, just stay
tuned, and you'll definitely love chapter three!
All: * wave * See ya soon!