"Oh let's write a story at 1:20am, it'll be fun" Oh my God, I am so tired! I should update other stories but I've decided I'm going to write another "chapter" for this "story" because I really want to try and get these better.

Finnocent Bystander: As much as it kills me to admit that I was a little bit mad at you're review it's true. Well, I was more upset by the fact you were anon and I couldn't say thanks or ask if you had any more advice. Pouts so I guess thanks...and if you have any more advice feel free to tell me. XD

.Rain: That was my one and only intention...it was just to brighten you're day. :P I'm glad I did though.

"Shit!"

"Fuck, I'm so sorry. Finn are you okay?"

"This is why we don't take your ideas as ours!"

"It was a good idea."

"No, no it really wasn't sweetie."

"Pfft, you know it was."

"Are you serious!"

"Yeah, before we actually tried it. You've seen it in movies...it just sounded like a good idea!"

"No! The only thing I'll admit to is that it was better than the beach idea!"

"Finn?"

"No, Puck, whatever you're going to say, keep it to yourself!"

"You have the biggest bruise on you're elbow."

"Oh, I wonder why."

"You don't have to be so mean about it! I just wanted to try shower-sex okay, is that so bad"

"YES! When it leaves me in bruises and you with a bloody nose."

"Hey, it was fun though."

"Which part, when you're head bounced off the wall, when we fell out or when we realized the shower was too small and banged into everything, knocking down everything."

"The part before all that?"

"Oh, you mean the part where we were in your bed talking."

"No, when we first started out we did a really good job!"

"Compared to what? Fucking in sand?"

"HEY! Like you've never had a bad idea!"

"Not when it comes to sex. From now on we're only having sex on a bed."

"That is such a lie, you have really bad ideas when it comes to sex like that time you were all 'Oh we should try that' and we failed, and fell out of the bed."

"One that's because you sucked at it and two I do not sound like that."

"Sometimes."

"nyah."

"Oh yeah, now who's the immature one?"

"Still you, Pucky!"

"Bitch."

"Pft, now we won't have sex at all! Not even in the bed."

"What about a pool table? Oh, that'd be a good idea!"

"No, no it wouldn't."

"Why not?"

"Because you said it would be! Have you noticed that when you say it'll be a good idea it's not?"

"You're the one who fell out of the shower."

"BECAUSE IT'S TOO SMALL TO HAVE SEX IN!"

"fine."

"Thank you!"

"..."

"What?"

"So, what about a kitchen counter?"

"There's no stopping you with these ideas is there?"

"Nope, sex machine."

"god I hate you."

"I love you too...but my kitchen counter is so totally available right now."

Wow...that was worse than the first one. I think readers should send in the next place they should have sex in :P I'm sorry, I just see Puck as someone who would totally want to try different places. And The title's "Sand or water? I prefer a bed" So my friend was all "OHHHH shower-sex" It just happens. :D

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