Deidara and Tobi's mission

Chapter 2: Konoha

NOTE: I do not own Naruto or any characters. Masashi Kishimoto owns Naruto.

The sun shone down as the two annoying Akatsuki walked down a road in the woods toward Konoha. Tobi sings some sort of song about puppies when Deidara is ready to blow himself up just to not hear it.

"Puppies are so nice and-!" Tobi sings. "I'll kill a puppy if you don't shut up, hmm?" Deidara yells. Tobi's suddenly quiet, which even surprised Deidara.

"Are we there yet Senpai?" Tobi asks.

"No." Deidara says.

….

"Are we there yet Senpai?"

"No."

….

"Are we-"

"NO!"

Deidara, not paying attention to where he's going, walks right into a sign that says:

KONOHAGAKURE

"We're here! YAY!" Tobi cheers. "Tobi, were you dropped on your head as a baby, hmm?" Deidara asks. "Hmmm…Yup!" the masked Akatsuki says. "Whatever. Let's just get this Kyuubi brat so I can go home and blow shit up, hmmm?" the blonde says. "That's the spirt!" Tobi says. They enter the village.

MEANWHILE

Naruto, Sai, Sakura, Lee, and Ino sit around at one of the training grounds goofing off. Sai sits on the grass as he draws. "Look Naruto! I drew a bunny!" Sai says as he shows everyone. They all burst out laughing.

"Ah ha ha ha! Sai, you're not good at drawing. Stick to painting" Naruto says. "Forget what I said about Sai being like Sasuke. Sasuke wasn't this funny" Ino says. "Right! That reminds me! My dear Sakura, will you go out with me?" Lee says. Sakura smiles. "Of course!….NOT!" she says.

Deidara and Tobi walk over. "We found him!" Tobi says. "Of course we did! He left these signs everywhere!" Deidara yells and shows the sign.

THE FUTURE HOKAGE, NARUTO, WILL BE AT THE TRAINING GROUNDS WITH HIS GIRLFRIEND, SAKURA AND OTHER FRIENDS.

"Naruto! You jackass!" Sakura yells and punches Naruto. "OMG! Senpai! That girl has the same hairstyle as you!" Tobi yells as he points to Ino. "What kind of drugs has this guy been on?" Naruto asks.

"Tobi! Can't you ever be serious, hmm?" Deidara yells. "Okay! Then I'll tell you a secret! I'm Uchiha Madara, the real leader of the Akatsuki!" Tobi says. "That's such a load of bullshit. Forget I asked" Deidara says.

Tobi sees Sai drawing. "It's a bunny! Tobi loves bunnies and puppies and kittens and-!" the masked Akatsuki says. "Shut up!" Deidara yells.

Naruto and the others watch as the two Akatsuki yell at each other. "Hey…Are we going to kick their asses any time soon?" Naruto asks. "In the next chapter…" Ino says.

Sorry it took so long, I had stuff to deal with. REVIEW!