Elena studies the remote for a few moments before shrugging. "What if...?"
Kate cuts her off. "Come on, DP can't die so he'll protect us...right?"
Deadpool looks up from polishing one of his swords while sitting on the couch. "Sure. What place did you have in mind?"
Elena purses her lips. "Lets try somewhere I know pretty well. Maybe a videogame."
A smile spreads across Kates face. "You can show us around Silent Hill, so I'll know what all the fuss is about. And you can just take us back when you're done."
Deadpool stands and places his sword back in its holder. "I love that game. Okay bets, who do you guys think will win in a fight, me or Pyramid head?"
Kate frowns. "I don't know enough to bet."
Elena smirks. "Ten bucks on PH winning the first round."
Deadpool nods. "You're on."
Kate leans in by Elenas ear and whispers. "Do you even have your wallet?"
Elena smiles. "Nope."
Kate studies Elenas expression for a moment before smiling. "Nice."
Elena looks at the remote in her hand and sighs. "It can take us anywhere we want...except home."
Kate nods with a solem expression on her face. After a moment she smiles. "Well, what are we waiting for? Lets go to Silent Hill, oh, and whos Pyramid Head?"
Elena and Deadpool exchange a look before Elena answers. "You'll know him when you see him. Okay, now everybody hold hands."
Elena grabs Kates hand and Kate grabs Deadpools hand. Elena pushes the play button and they are sudden overwelmed by a flash of darkness.
...
The trio stumbles as they suddenly find themselves in front of a large sign. Welcome to Silent Hill. They are surrounded by a dense white fog and the road vanishes a few feet behind them. Elena puts her hand against the sign and smiles.
"This is amazing."
Deadpool looks around. "And already its better than the movie."
Kate looks at the destroyed road in curiousity. "What happens now?"
Elena shrugs. "We go look around and wait for the Otherworld."
Kate raises an eyebrow. "Whats that?"
"Where all the people drawn here go."
"Like who?"
"People who were either from here, involved with the cult, insane murderers, or, in one case, having sexual thoughts so messed up it could create Pyramid Head and bubble nurses."
Kate walks over to stand beside Deadpool. "How do you know we'll even go there?"
Elena and Deadpool exchange a look before he speaks up. "We should be there in under an hour."
Deadpool leads the way into the town with Elena and Kate following close behind. Elena looksaround and says. "I think our best bet is either the hotel of the apartments. What are you thinking?"
"About how much I miss the boxes in this fanfic."
Elena raises an eyebrow. "What are you..."
"Lets head to the hospital."
It begins to lightly snow and Kate sticks out her toungue. Elena shakes her head and says. "Don't. We don't even know it isn't ash."
Kate holds out her hand and watches the snowflakes melt on her hand. "Snow." She smiles in excitement. "The last time I saw snow was..."
Elena smiles warmly and finishes. "...two years ago. It never snowed back home."
Kate sticks her tongue out and walks awkwardly, trying to catch the snowflakes. Deadpool looks at them in amazement.
"No snow?! Did you live in the desert or something?"
Elena shakes her head. "Northern Alabama. Our seasons are insane but we never get snow."
"So thats why you're so moody. Huh. I thought it had to do with the whole being a dimension hopping villian magnet thing."
Elena opens her mouth to speak but is cut off by the sound of a siren.
Kate raises an eyebrow. "Um...what does that mean?"
Deadpool glances at Kate. "Just that the Otherworld is coming."
Kate shoots him a glare. "I still don't know what that means."
"Short version. The place is going to Hell and we need to find shelter."
Elena looks around the various buildings frantically. "Where?"
Deadpool points to various buildings. "Einie, meanie...butcher shop!"
"Sure...its not like theres a demonic butcher or anyth..."
Deadpool grabs her arm and pulls her along with Kate running beside them. They barely make it inside before the walls begin to peel away. Kate covers her mouth with her hand as the floor turns into metal grating.
"Oh my...what the..."
Elena is unable to hide her smile of excitement as the room seems to take on an eerie red glow. The room ends its transformation just as the sirens end. Sounds of machinery replace the sirens and Kate removes her hand from her mouth as she takes in the room in wonder.
"Wow...this place...cool...so taking a shower when we get back."
Elena nods. "I second that."
In the distance, they hear a faint feminine moan. Kate raises an eyebrow.
"Whats that?"
Deadpool pulls out one of his swords. "Either something that will be dead in two minutes, or something that will make us go vegan."
Elena and Kate exchange a look before they both take a step back and Elena runs a hand through her hair.
"You go first."
"Fine. But as soon as we find some chairs to throw, you get to help with the nurses."
"Deal. Now go find out what it is."
Deadpool walks to the other side of the room to a door. He opens it and gets slightly wide eyed before calmly closing it and walking back over to the sisters.
"Well, I just saw a nurse being carved like a turkey by Pyramid heads long lost brother. We should probably go before he reaches us in an hour or so."
Deadpool walks to the door they entered in with Elena and Kate following closely behind. They leave the butcher shop and find the sky is almost pitch black. Elena sighs.
"We don't even have the flashlight or the radio yet. How are we supposed to..."
"Don't look at me, you wanted to come here."
"Fine. But how are we..."
Kates pocket takes on a blue glow. She pulls out the remote, which is now glowing bright blue, and hands it to Elena.
Elena shrugs. "We still need a radio."
A/N: Hello and welcome to Silent Hill! I am working on the next chapter and I'm already halfway done. But before we get to reviews, I think I need a schedule. So let's go for Wednesday and Saturday for updates. I've never had a schedule before so we'll see if it can stop my impulsive posting. (Before I've gone over everything.) So now, on to the review!
Awareness: So first off, I'd say this is my own blend of movie and comic, but mostly comic. I don't read marvel comics very often. (I've just gotten into Deadpool a few weeks ago but Loki also captured my attention) So I'm going into this, half blind I guess. No I haven't heard of Bullseye, but as I've said, I'm new to Marvel. I hope I'm doing this universe justice so far.
Next chapter, Bubble nurses, cultists, and maybe Pyramid Head!