A/N: Ah I am a poor writer, so please excuse that. Anyways, ENJOY!! I forgot to mention that Winnipeg is in Canada so i have NOW mentioned it....OH WHAT!?!?!?
It was a calm, quiet morning in Manhattan. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, and the smell of freshly printed newspapers filled the morning air. Jack opened his eyes and stretched real big like and smiled to himself.
This'll be a great day. He thought.
He sat up as Kloppman walked into the room to wake the other boys. Jack climbed down his bunk and as soon as his feet hit the floor realization sprung upon Jack. Concern spread across his boyish face and he turned slowly to Specs.
"What?" Specs asked creeped out by Jacks face.
"I have to pee." Jack started. "I have. To pee."
"No. No! NOOOOOOOOOOO! Don't Start SINGING!!" Specs cried.
Spec's efforts were futile. Jack broke out singing to the tune of here comes the bride.
"I have to pee! I HAVE to Pee!!! I really, really, really have to-O-o PEE!!!"
Jack grabbed his crotch and ran around in circles as he sang. The other newsies began running around, placing Christmas lights on the floor, lining a path to the bathroom door.
"Jack! Jack! This way!! This way, Boy!!" They all yelled.
Jack saw the blinking lights and followed them, running like a two year old. Mush held the bathroom door open and as Jack ran past. He slammed the door behind Jack. There was a feeling of apprehension floating through the air like a purple elephant, as they waited for Jack to emerge. The door burst open and Jack strode out. He placed his hand on his hip and gave a thumbs-up plus wink combination. All the newsies cheered for having avoided changing Jack's diaper again.
A/N: If this made you have to pee, it also made me have to pee while writing it. You are not alone.