Hey everyone! Thanks for the reviews, and a huge thanks to diff-r-ent-1 for some awesome ideas. This ones short. I came up with it after watching the Doctor Who Christma special 2010, and noticed the Doctor call Amy 'Pond'. It bugged me for a while. Anyways, on with the story.
Disclaimer:If I owned The Chronicles of Narnia or Doctor Who, it might well be a sign of the apocolypse
Pond
It was something that always confused Edmund, every time he heard it. He just didn't understand; it didn't make sense. It wasn't one of those small details either, it was a fairly big one. Someone's name is a fairly big deal after all. Why did the Doctor always call Amy 'Pond'? She was married to Rory now, surely her last name would be 'Williams'?
Edmund shook his head. A lot of the things the Doctor did didn't really make sense to him, but he wasn't getting worked up about those now, was he? He considered the idea that perhaps the Doctor was in love with Amy, and didn't like the fact that she had married Rory, so by calling her 'Pond' he was denying that her marriage ever took place. But then why would he let Rory travel on the ship with them? And why did he give them a brilliant honeymoon as a present (even if the trip had nearly ended in disaster).
No, he doubted it was that. Amy had told him about how she'd tried to kiss the Doctor (on her wedding day!), who had swiftly moved aside and directed her to Rory.
It still confused him, and irked him for such a long time that he had to ask the Doctor.
The Timelord just grinned at him.
He didn't reply. He walked off.
Edmund scowled after him for 30 seconds, before he decided to forget it, and move on to pondering why Amy and Rory had been dressed in a policewoman and a centurion outfit the night before.
Had to put that last part in, the look on Amy and Rory's faces would be pricless!