Sigh, Kit has been impossible to live with. Her pet iguana has been whacking me with its tongue. The mouse and the dog was okay, except it kept crapping on the floor. When I go to sleep, since Kit's bed was in front of mine, boy, her snoring was so loud that you could hear it up to 10 miles away. Dude, don't exaggerate that much.
"Whoa! Who the heck are you?" I asked quietly. Your subconscious. Or the author of this story. "Oh, why didn't you start talking 19 stories ago?" I didn't feel like to. "Is it because you just found out how?"
"Tas, who are you talking to?" Kit asked, rubbing her eyes while holding her teddy bear. I didn't move anything except my eyes, which was watching her.
"Uh, no one." I said nervously without moving anything but my mouth.
"Al-*yawn*-right." Kit said tiredly. She went inside the bathroom. Oh and about her snoring, it was loud, but not as loud as a concert or something. I then heard something explode. "Tas! I think I squeezed your toothpaste tube too hard." Kit yelled. I sighed, then did a face palm. I opened the door and saw kit covered in ashes. How did she do that? I went to her and pushed her gently aside. I looked in the cabinets and found a machine that squeezes toothpaste automatically. I set it up for her and went out of the bathroom.
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I was watching TV in boredom until a blue portal appeared at the wall in front of me.
"Can't a mouse have his peace?" I asked myself. "Kit, do you want be in another madcap adventure?" I asked. Kit zoomed right next to me.
"Sure." She said. Author, why did you have to make this 16 year old girl have a mind of a 2nd grader with an IQ of 100? Hello? Really? Ugh. I grabbed Kit's arm and dashed towards the portal. But instead, I tripped over the TV and fell into the portal along with Kit.
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I landed face first onto the ground. "Ow." I said while rubbing my snout. Kit got up faster than I did. We looked around. The sky was black and in front of me was a huge mansion. I felt a tug on my arm.
"C'mon, Tas! Let's go see that castle!" Kit begged.
"Alright, but you're holding my arm." I said. I remember the last time I haven't done that. She got into some nasty trouble but I got her out of it. She nearly died, though. She choked on milk.
Some Weirdo's POV
"Huh?" I wondered.
"What's wrong, my dear mother?" My son asked.
"It feels like someone is going to break and enter the emp- I mean, the mansion." I answered.
"That's ridiculous, mother, this place has a high amount of security." My son said. Just then, a loud noise was heard.
"I'll go see who is making a huge racket." I said, grabbing my sword.