A/N: This story will have Tangled characters in it, BUT THAT DOESN'T MEAN IT'S A CROSSOVER!

STILL DON'T OWN FROZEN…or Tangled.

Chapter Two: Duty Calls

The man stood up from his bed, he stretched his arms and let out a big yawn. He then smacked his lips and limped towards his closet.

His room was a mess, dirty clothes, and food crumbs were on the floor, and even a dead bird lied near his open window. The man starred into his empty closet and let out a loud groan. Suddenly, he heard a knock on his door. He quickly grabbed a sword from the corner of the room.

They found me.

He walked slowly towards the door and firmly gripped his weapon. I'm not going down without a fight. He shut his eyes and kicked the door open. He held his sword over his head, ready to strike his attacker, only… there was no attacker; all he saw was a short bald headed man waving his hands in front of him while shutting his eyes.

The man lowered his weapon and greeted the kingdoms messenger. "Oh, hey there Kirk." He said in a happy tone. Kirk opened his eyes and snapped at the man. "HOW DARE YOU…YOU COULD'VE KILLED ME." The blonde rolled his eyes and pulled the messenger in for a noogie. "But I didn't. Come on lighten up will ya?"

Kirk noticed that the only piece of clothing the man had on was his underwear. He exclaimed with disgust and quickly jerked out of the man's arms. "Let go of me! I am a servant of the King and Queen of Corona, and I shall not be treated this way!" he yelled as he wiped his suit, who knows where this man has been.

"Ahem, now that that's over with, let's start again. Hello, Nicholas. I have come from the castle to bring you news from the…" Kirk started. Nicholas starred at Kirk's bald head.

Just take a look at that chrome dome. How often does this guy wax, and how does he have the balls to go out in public with that? It's embarrassing…

"Nicholas? Are you listening?" Kirk asked loudly, breaking Nicholas' concentration. "Oh, yeah, but, just to be safe…can you repeat that?" Nicholas stuttered. Kirk sighed. "Queen Rapunzel and King Eugene would like to see you." He said announced.

"Again?" Nicholas asked in excitement. Kirk rolled his eyes. "Unfortunately, yes." Nicholas loved the castle; it was a hell of a lot better than his place, it was definitely cleaner, and had better food.

Oh, the food! If there was one thing Nicholas loved, it was could eat just about anything, as long as it wasn't egg, or pickles, or caramel.

As Nicholas drifted into his daydream, Kirk managed to notice a slight bulge on his underwear.

Kirk lifted his hand over his eyes and exclaimed. "GOOD GOD, GET SOME CLOTHES ON!" Nicholas jumped at the man's voice and ran back inside. He scooped up whatever clothes he could find and threw them on.

Kirk climbed into his hearse and waited for his guest. Nicholas walked out his door and locked it. He jumped into the hearse, bumping his head on the roof.

"GOD…DAAAAMN, THIS HEARSE IS SMALL!" he yelled as he rubbed his head. Kirk noticed his disrespect and flared his nostrils. "This is my personal means of transportation, given to me by the queen. I suggest you show some respect."

Whatever, ya midget.

Elsa yawned as she got out of bed. She groaned as she stretched her arms. Anna's clothes were scattered across the floor and the room was full of the scent of sex from the night before.

Anna wasn't snoozing on the bed; Elsa was usually the one to wake up first. She lowered her arms below her waist and began to conjure another ice gown.

She sprayed perfume all around her body, in order to mask that cum smell, and walked down the hallway to search for her younger sister. "Anna?" she called. Servants greeted her as she roamed the halls. "Good morning, my Queen." They all said in unison.

"Have any of you seen Anna?" she asked.

The servants all looked at each other, "Why, no. I'm afraid I haven't." one of the servants replied. Elsa sighed in disappointment. "Uh, thanks anyway." She said as she continued walking.

She started to rub her hands together. After countless minutes of asking servants for help and searching rooms, Elsa heard a loud clanking noise. It was coming from the kitchen. Elsa tip toed towards the double doors that lead to the room. When she walked in, the floor was nearly covered in flour, eggs and milk.

"Anna? What are you doing?" Elsa asked as she scanned the room. Anna was standing next to Sebastian; they were both covered in flour. Anna held a wooden spoon in her hand, "Awww. You weren't supposed to wake up yet." She whined. Sebastian panicked, he quickly apologized. "Your majesty! Please forgive me! I tried to top her but…she wouldn't listen."

"It's alright. Leave it to me." Elsa said in a calm Queen -like tone. Sebastian scurried out of the room, leaving Anna and Elsa alone. Elsa starred Anna from the waist up. "Again, what are you doing? She asked. Anna crossed her arms and whined, "I was going to make you breakfast in bed, but you woke up too early and..." Elsa's lips silenced her.

The both kissed for several minutes, Elsa's tongue entered Anna's mouth and he let out a soft moan. Elsa pulled out of the kiss. A string of saliva connected their lips, Anna tilted her head. "What?" she asked, trying to fight the urge to kiss her again.

Elsa smirked at her. "Breakfast sounds pretty good right about now."