~~~~This is a KisaIta, Kisame/Itachi, yaoi. There will be smut later on towards the end. If you don't like that kind of thing, (Trust me I know how you feel, I'm not much of a smut fan myself but I had to try.), skip over it. Most of the story is not like that. I think there are about 5-7 chapters to this, and yes I know there are spelling/grammar mistakes throughout this. I've gotten rid of all the ones I could find with some friends help but they really are some sneaky little things. Anyway, enjoy!
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The next morning Kisame woke up early, or at least he thought he got up early. Itachi was already gone. 'Where'd he go!? DAM!!! Its five in the F***ing morning and he's already gone! Dam morning birds.' He quickly got dressed and headed out to the dining room, hoping to find Itachi. 'Wow, he's not here either! Maybe he skipped breakfast. No one in their right mind gets up that early. Hmm, but the kid didn't seem to be in right mind. I wonder why he killed his clan.' Kisame quickly downed three bowls of cereal and a gallon of orange juice before heading out to track down his elusive partner. He soon found the missing-nin in the training room practicing with his Kunai. 'The kids very good', Kisame gasped as all of the Kunai hit their marks.
Itachi quickly turned ready to turn the new arrival into a pincushion if he turned out to be an enemy. Relaxing slightly Itachi said "Hi Kisame." In his, abnormally cool voice. He completely covered up his earlier confusion. "Hay, Itachi-Kun! What'ch ya doin up so early?" Kisame called. "I am training. I always get up early to train." Itachi replied. 'I told him that I trained in my spare time. He should have remembered that. He asked me. *sigh* He is not too bright. Hm, from the look of him he probably uses bruit strength to crush his enemies. That sword was far too big and cumbersome to be used for fast agile attacks. It must have some sort of odd affect on his opponents. If I have to fight him, I should be weary of it...' Kisame interrupted his thoughts "Hay, Itachi-kun lets go eat breakfast!" "Hm, sorry Kisame I had breakfast earlier. You can go get breakfast if you want to." "Aww, come on Itachi-kun that had to have been awhile ago. You don't have to eat a lot, just come have a glass of orange juice with me!" Kisame whined. Looking at Kisame, annoyed at the interruption of his training, but not letting it show on his face he agrees to go get a glass of orange juice with his new partner. 'Maybe I can find out what his swords power is and then at least this won't be pointless.'
Together they walked into the still empty dining room. Kisame went to get a glass of orange juice, for Itachi and some cold pizza, for himself. "So, Itachi-kun why'd you kill your clan? You don't have to tell me if you don't want to though." 'Hmp, I thought so, it was only a matter of time before someone asked. It's interesting that he went straight to the point, most people would try to catch me off guard with the question. I would bet that his fighting style is direct as well; he probable lets the bruit power of his attacks overwhelm his enemies instead of trying to catch them off guard.' Itachi thought as he watched Kisame bring the orange juice and cold pizza over to him. Itachi shrugged "They were weak, and I wanted to test my strength so I killed them."
Kisame stared at his new partner in shock. 'He couldn't be telling the truth about this could he. This guy he's so blank, it's as if he doesn't have a heart. What could have done this to him? *clenching his fist* I WILL find out and then fix this. No-one should have to be like that.'
"That seems a bit harsh, but Hidan's got you beat he went around massacring entire villages. Although Kakuzu keeps him in check now. They're both immortal so their like zombies! LOL. Kakuzu even eats people's hearts! Yuck!" Says Kisame, scrunching his face up and sticking out his tongue. He noticed that his partner almost smiled at his last comment. He felt his stomach flip and fill with butterflies. 'Ha! So, he is not a complete sociopath! No one that cute is that cold!' He smiled brightly to himself.
"Kisame, do you really fight with that sword?" "Hu! OF COURSE!!! That Samehada is a great sword! It doesn't look like a great sword for battle but anyone who gets to close will have their chakra eaten by it. Samehada leaves my enemies completely helpless!" Kisame proudly bragged about his sword. "You have a sword to, right? I saw it lying against your dresser this morning! Does it do anything?" "Yes, it does. I can run my chakra through it. It is also the sword I used to kill my clan." Itachi replied in a matter of fact tone. "Umm… ok… I bet that you're pretty good with it then… um…right." Kisame stammered surprised anyone could talk about murdering their family that way. 'This guy is starting to get creepy; maybe I should just kill him and forget all of this.'
Itachi realized he was freaking Kisame out far more than he meant to. 'I should tone it down a little if I am not careful he may kill me for fear of his own life. I want him to be cautious not terrified, why does he haft to keep reminding me of that night.' It was bad enough knowing what he had done he did not need to be reminded over and over again. 'DAM IT!!!' Itachi felt his eyes begin to water as he remembered he little brother. 'NO, DAM IT I AM NOT GOING TO CRY! I have already cried enough. If Kisame sees me he will know I am faking and I WILL be dead!' Itachi quickly got up and quickly headed to the door fighting back the threatening tears. Keep the emotion out of his voice he told his partner he was going back to train and thanks for the orange juice.
Kisame was shocked but managed to keep it hidden until his partner left the room. 'Itachi was crying! His cold heartless partner had just left the room almost in tears! The kid didn't even twitch when he talked about killing his clan. Why would he start to care now? Maybe it wasn't killing his clan that made him cry. Maybe it was someone he specifically killed that had caused the sudden outburst of tears! Either way his partner was not as heartless as he pretended to be!' Smiling to himself Kisame returned to finishing off the last of the pizza before going to the training room to try and learn more about his cute little partner.
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LOL, I love sociopath Itachi even if he's really acting. Kisame was odd to write for; I usually don't use him in my stories because I really don't know much about him. There will be other Akatsuki members in the next chapter as well as some butt kicking ninja action! XD