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Chapter Two: And then they all died.

Infatuation Two: "And then there are the ones where Jack loves Kim and Kim loves Jack, and Rai is totally jealous, so then Kim is torn between the two, or something. And after that, there are OCs which turn up and Rai totally falls in love with that OC which sometimes - more often than not - resembles the author - usually a girl - and the two live happily ever after because Kim and stuff just die, or something. o-o" –Miss. Jenetari

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It was a very nice excellent sunshiny day.

Kim was skipping along some random patch of grass picking daisies and buttercups and sticking them into her perfect black hair, when she saw him.

Jack.

Instead of a scowl etching into her face, she suddenly felt very light-headed and broke out into girlish giggles which was very un-Kimiko like, but since when had the world started making sense?

The wind played with his reddish orange hair, and suddenly a beam of heavenly light surrounded him, giving him the appearance of an angel. A clownish angel. He even had robotic wings and a halo to match his costume!111

"Jack!" She said in a beautiful love struck voice instead of kicking him all the way to China. Unless they're already in China. Then… er, let's just say that instead of kicking him a long way away from wherever they are.

"Kim!" Said Jack in a sing song voice and they ran to each other in slow motion with cheesy and overused music going on in the background and embraced each other in open arms.

"I love you," They both breathed at the same time and kissed and all the crap. I mean, kissed and all that… awesome stuff. Ahem.

Then suddenly out of nowhere, Rai came walking by with his sexy abs and six pack and saw them pashing. "OhMyGOD!" he yelled. "How could you Kim?" And he got teary eyed but in a good way because Rai can NEVER be imperfect. If you say that one more time, I'll kill you with a pizza! "I… I thought we had something special!" And he started sobbing, and they DID have something special because RAIKIM 4EVAHH!

The two lovebirds pulled away and Kim gasped because she made Rai cry! HOW DARE YOU! I KILL U STOOPID KIM POOP AND UR DUM STUFF U FINK U SO KEWL BUT U SLUT AND U BIT—

Umm, anyways, she ran to Rai and started making out with him, but then Jack started crying too.

"Kim!" He whined in his oh so whiny voice. "I thought you loved ME!" And the tears started falling freely because EVERYONE loves sensitive boys –cough hack- and his clown like make-up got all smudged. Oh no! How DARE U MAKE JAK CWY? U SUCH A SLUT DAUTER OF A BAS-

Er, -cough- as I was saying, I mean, er, writing, Kim was torn apart. Which to love? Rai or Jack? They were both very sexy and hot in different ways, and she liked hooking up with them both, AND she was like, the only girl on the show! Apart from all the other girls! Because they don't count!

"Hmm," She said thoughtfully, and sat on a very comfy armchair that conveniently happened to be there even though they were in the middle of a field. Or meadow. And she thought and thought and thought for a very long time and then wondered if she could borrow Steve's – not JOE because I don't like JOE – thinking chair! Because it's always time to sit in our… THINKING CHAIR! Because it helps you think, duh.

"I know!" She said brightly, standing up from her non-thinking chair. "I'll love you both!" And everyone was happy and threw confetti in the air and all the environmentalists screamed about the ozone layer and littering and other boring non RAIKIM stuff, so everyone fell asleep.

But then they woke up again when she pashed them both at the same time so they were like a threesome! And she could do it because love is very awesome like that and IT'S A CARTOON SO THEY CAN DO THAT KIND OF STUFF!

Then suddenly out of nowhere, an OC that was SO not a Mary sue so how could you think of something so ABSURD like that started sauntering towards the threesome. She was thin enough to be anorexic, pale as… something very pale, with big blue eyes and long curly blonde hair. She was wearing a pink super short mini skirt and a very, very, very, very, very, super, super, super, super, small barely covering pink bikini top which showed off her flat stomach and curves and other girly/feminine stuff.

"Hey," She said in this perfect girly voice and flicked her hair back. Did I mention she had long eyelashes? "My name is Mary-Kate Ashley Olson Sabrina Stephanie Rose Tiffany Angelina Katharine Kathy Kelly Sarah Jessica Parker Alexandra Fairy Princess Gold Silver Jewels Happy Garnet Ruby Diamond Emerald Opal Magical Perfection Definitely not a Mary-Sue Pitt." She said blinking very fast. She was even more hot and sexy than RAI! IF THAT IS POSSIBLE!111shift+1

And Rai stopped pashing Kim and ran towards Mary-Kate Ashley Olson Sabrina Stephanie Rose Tiffany Angelina Katharine Kathy Kelly Sarah Jessica Parker Alexandra Fairy Princess Gold Silver Jewels Happy Garnet Ruby Diamond Emerald Opal Magical Perfection Definitely not a Mary-Sue Pitt. "Let's make out!" He said in this sexy voice and they did and they were like a perfect couple. Totally.

"Mary-Kate Ashley Olson Sabrina Stephanie Rose Tiffany Angelina Katharine Kathy Kelly Sarah Jessica Parker Alexandra Fairy Princess Gold Silver Jewels Happy Garnet Ruby Diamond Emerald Opal Magical Perfection Definitely not a Mary-Sue Pitt?" sighed Rai.

"Yes Rai?" answered Mary-Kate Ashley Olson Sabrina Stephanie Rose Tiffany Angelina Katharine Kathy Kelly Sarah Jessica Parker Alexandra Fairy Princess Gold Silver Jewels Happy Garnet Ruby Diamond Emerald Opal Magical Perfection Definitely not a Mary-Sue Pitt, swishing her perfect untangled curly blonde hair over her shoulder.

"I love you."

Mary-Kate Ashley Olson Sabrina Stephanie Rose Tiffany Angelina Katharine Kathy Kelly Sarah Jessica Parker Alexandra Fairy Princess Gold Silver Jewels Happy Garnet Ruby Diamond Emerald Opal Magical Perfection Definitely not a Mary-Sue Pitt gasped. "I love you too."

Then they married and had kids and lived happily ever after because Kim and stuff just… died or something.

END!

-fin.

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DISCLAIMER: The almighty thinking chair belongs to Blue's Clues.

Anyway, a dollar goes to anyone who can memorize Mary-Kate Ashley Olson Sabrina Stephanie Rose Tiffany Angelina Katharine Kathy Kelly Sarah Jessica Parker Alexandra Fairy Princess Gold Silver Jewels Happy Garnet Ruby Diamond Emerald Opal Magical Perfection Definitely not a Mary-Sue Pitt's name! x3

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