Deep Inside the Pocket Universe...

Midna felt odd. She could feel it. It was as if gravity had just given up on her. When she opened her eyes, she realized that was because it was true. There was nothing around her. Everywhere she looked, it was as if a light grey grid was right in front of her. She knew for sure this wasn't the twilight. In fact, it looked more like a blank canvas then anything. She looks around some more, and right in front of her was Zelda. Asleep. She somehow managed to float over (all the while wondering how she could breathe in nothingness) and shook her

"Hey, wake up."

Zelda woke up.

"Where in Din am I?"

"Heck if I know," Responded Midna.

An hour passed. Or was it an hour? Could've been a minute for all they knew. Then they saw a small green speck in the distance. It was awkward trying to move in the nothingness, a bit like swimming, a bit like flailing. After what Zelda was sure was an hour, they finally reached Link. He was awake and staring ahead. Both of the girls tried to get his attention.

"Hey! Listen!"

"Acknowledge that you hear!"

"Liiiink!"

"I'm going to turn you into a wolf!"

"Hello?"

"Hyrule to Hero of Twilight. You read me?"

"...Postman?"

Zelda stopped waving her hands, and Midna stopped waving the transforming-stone-of-evil-power. Link talked. And what he said was odd. They looked ahead.

There was a purple cloud in front of them, and it indeed looked like the symbol the postman always wore on his hat. It stood there for a while, and then it exploded and dispersed, revealing the oddest creature they ever saw.

If we were there, we would have called it a purple rabbit. But rabbits had been extinct in Hyrule for 100 years now, and this Rabbit had a Lizard tail and the manner reminiscent of a man. It was standing in a relaxed pose and grinning at them

"Welcome, creatures, to My Domain!" it shouted in a powerful, echoing voice.

The Hyruleans looked at him. The Twili spoke first.

"Bit of a dump."

The rabbit shifted to a classic Cheshire cat pose.

"Yes, it is now, but that is because it's just beginning. I will create an astounding universe, and you will populate it."

"Populate the universe? We're two girls and one guy."

The very thought of what Midna was implying made Zelda gasp in horror.

"I was getting to that," the rabbit stated bluntly. It then brought out a 5-inch laptop computer. "You need not worry about that. The way I've programmed this, I'm near positively sure that you only need be in this universe for 6 weeks, around the amount of time for there to be a relatively large amount of land, and a bunch of members of your kind will be created. Simple as that."

The Hyruleans just stared at the strange device. Then Link spoke up. "What are you?"

The Rabbit turned to look at them. "I'm a Bunniwrath from the planet Hoppinidrum. Any other questions? Good. In a few minutes, there will be a few samples of some other species arriving. They will not be from Hyrule. So just go to the grass patch there and take this ocarina and hang tight, ok? I have lots of programming to do." The rabbit gave them a cream ocarina and poofed out.

Everyone immediately started looking around for grass until gravity hit it against them rather hard. It was an idyllic little patch of grass, oval shaped, 15 feet across, faded into the nothingness at the edges. Midna freaked and hid behind the idyllic oak tree at one end of the patch before a sun appeared. It was idyllic, too, warm but not too hot.

At that point, the citizens of the new universe got accustomed to their pastimes, Midna to trying to create a nice cloud of twilight, Link to playing Zelda's lullaby on the ocarina, and Zelda to falling asleep to the tune. She soon woke up, however, because Link drew his sword and Midna threw a rock at two sparkling pale beings and a giant brown wolf. The wolf took one step forward, and then yelped because he stepped on a sharp stone which probably left him a splinter. The female sparkling thing muttered to the wolf,

"I think they're safe, Jacob. I know they look weird, but they're not attacking. maybe you should turn human." Jacob tried, and soon realized he couldn't. Midna laughed.

In about 15 minutes, the situation was under control, and everyone settled into their new routines, Link into playing all the other tunes he learned at howling stones, Zelda into helping him with Playing an ocarina, Edward into arguing with Bella over what would've happened had she not thrown a party, Bella into coping with her new form as an albino wolf, Jacob into staring quizzically at the odd grey being, and Midna into (near successfully) making a cloud of Twilight.

So much weird stuff had happened already to this cast of weird, but more was yet to come, for there were some uninvited guests...