"Hermes Delivery Service!" A man in a white toga wearing a winged cap and shoes yelled as I ran outside. Mails' here! Delivered by the god Hermes himself! Cool-io! After I checked my mails, I got pretty much three, probably from my friends around the world. "Why do you need this anyway?" Hermes asked, "You got email already"
I glared at him, "Then no one will need you if there is email bucko!" I said as ran inside the mansion and bang the door
The god shook his head and drove off. "What's with that girl?"
I ran to the living room, where the Legendary Bladers and Nadia were playing XBOX 360 Console. "GUYS! Mail's here!" I yelled as they all froze. They looked at me with terrified looks
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!" They yelled as they started running around crazily with a panic look (Except for Tithi). Gee, what's up with them?
I then froze every single one of them with my super-duper-awesome-and-insane authoress power (Trying to break the fourth wall) and set them on the carpet. "You guys shut up before I suffocate you" I threaten as they all shut up and sat still. Good. I smiled
"Ok. We have three letters for today and as usual, you know the rules and if you don't follow it, do the 'Regular'" I smiled deviously as they all gulped at the same time while Tithi (innocently) titled his head in confusion
"What's the 'Regular'?" He asked innocently as the bladers looked at him with wide eyes. How can he not know?!
Nadia cleared her throat and looked at him, "Tithi, the Regular is you have to confess your 'love' to either Doji or Rago or Pluto and then you have to be stripped off and live with piranhas at the pool for a day. And if you still survive and don't want to do this, then your bey will be disintegrated in various ways which are painful based on Swift's randomness" She looked at me as if she was about to die
"That's terrible!" Tithi exclaimed with his mouth like 'o' and his hands were on his cheeks
The others nodded approvingly. "It didn't even give extra points that Nadia is her OC" Chris commented and gave her a sympathetic look as if to say if to think how it feels like to be created by a completely insane authoress
"But wait, are the three of them are even alive?" Ryuga asked then smirked, "They are in hell already. So the 'Regular' can't be done"
"Now is that right?" I smirked back as they gulped again. Time to open the letters!
Hey Swift,
Flame here. And i have some question for you and Nadia.
What would you do if a random magician turned you into a minion?
What would you do if you had a real bey? (besides beyblading)
What would you do if a minion woke you up at 3am?
That's all from me...but i'll be back
I read out loud and looked at Nadia. Looks like Flame didn't write her sincere. Oh well
"Well hi Flame," Nadia said, unsure what should she say, "If I am turned into a minion, I would've freak out and beat the crap out of that magician until he turns me back into my original self. And the second question is that well I'm a real blader, so you know, do what bladers do. If a minion woke me up at three am? Well, maybe I would be just ok with it"
"Really?" I asked as I smiled. "Hey Flame. So here's the answers to your questions. 1. I would be happy because minions are adorable, which makes me adorable. 2. I would probably destroy my school with it without the teachers knowing and 3. I'm still ok if it wakes me up"
"Well there's no difference with your answers" Ginga commented
"Like authoress like OC you know" Nadia said as she ripped the next letter open. "Tithi, it's for you" She gave the letter to the pink haired boy
Dear Tithi
Why do you look so much like a girl? Have you ever challenged Yu to a eating contest? What happened to your mask?
I also have a dare: Challenge Yu to an ice cream eating contest
Sincerely Vulpix's Fire
"Hello Fire!" Tithi cheerfully said, "I've heard a lot about you from Swift..."
"I never talk about her to you!" I quickly said as the others glared at me
"*cough* Liar" Aguma said as I hit him with a bat, hard
"Anyways," Tithi continued with still the bright tone, "I don't know why I look like a girl. Guess I'm just born that way..."
"I think you are a hemaphodrite" I quickly said and the poor boy started crying. I think he knows what it means
"How can you be so cruel?!" Yuki asked as I smirked. I just love torturing people. After Dunamis manage to calm the Quetzalcoatl blader down, he finally smiled again
"Well I never challenge Yu to an eating contest and about three days ago somebody burned it" He answered, "Though I never figure out who did it"
Then everyone turned to Kyoya, who was whistling innocently. Way too innocent... "What?" He said as if he is sinless
"Ok Tithi, I've called Yu to come over and have the ice cream eating contest here" I said. Instantly Yu bust through the ceiling using a parachute. "WTF YU?! YOU JUST BROKE MY FREAKING CEILING!"
Ignoring me, he just come to the table with Tithi. "Serve the ice creams please!" Yu demanded
After a few minutes...
"I WIN!" Yu cheered as he started cartwheeling around the room and bust through the wall
"YU! YOU'LL PAY FOR THIS!" I screamed as Ginga gave the next letter to Chris. Looks like it's for him
Dear Chris,
hey i would like to ask you some questions
you naturally a blonde or did you dye your hair? if so tell what it was before
you wear contacts?
Well actually thats it
Sincerely, GoldBlader177
P.S. You can call me Gold or Blader for short
"Um, hey Gold" Chris said uncertainly, "So basically if you ask about my hair, it's real blonde"
"Like Rapunzel!" Tithi exclaimed as we all laughed. But stopped when Winter Boy glared
"Forget what Tithi said, I'm definitely not Rapunzel! And yeah, I got minus because on the last mission, I accidentally drop my glasses down the volcano" He said
O.O
"What?"
"So you're a nerd?" I asked, which basically cracked everyone imagining Chris wearing glasses
"Shut up"
Ok so that's the first chapter. Thank you FlameSolaria99, Vulpix's Fire and GoldBlader77 for the letters. See you all in the next chapter and remember, send in more letters!~