I own Nothing. Unfortunately:( But One day Marks My words I will rule the world and Edward will be mine!Mwahah:)

EMPOV:

It's been 24 minutes since Bella collapsed on the floor. The whole family excluding Carlisle & Esme are watching her sleep while Esme is trying to comfort Carlisle as he has gone into shock. Funniest Day ever. All of a sudden Bella jolted up and started singing Animals by Nickelback while Jasper was trying to block her emotions so he won't react. He was dead wrong. Bella started yelling something about Breadsticks and I think the emotions were to much for him to take.

"Bella! The Frogs are coming! The Frogs are coming!" Jasper said running around Bella at Vampire speed with his hands in the air.

"Jazz-Jazz I don't feel good." Bella said.

Jasper stopped and looked at Bella as Edward growled at Jasper and what I'm assuming his thoughts.

"Bella the only way to get rid of the frogs is to throw up on them."He yelled as he picked Bella up and held her like she was a shotgun.

"Okay!" She said suddenly all happy" Fire away!"

The rest of that situation was a bit graphic for my taste.

"Edward! I'm going to Kill that little Human! She threw up on me!" Rosie yelled

"There was a frog on you Rosie-Posie we had to shoot it!" Jasper yelled

"You Asshole get over here!" Rosie yelled and ran after Jasper who still had Bella in his arms.

"EDWARD!!" Bella yelled

"Crap.I'm going to kill Rose." Edward muttered and ran after Rosie.

I started laughing. Rosie is so gonna Die.

I stopped. Wait.

"Edward! Don't you Dare toch Rosie! If you do who am I gonna have sex with!" I yelled." I'm gonna turn into you!"I added "Edward!!!" I added and ran after Edward. I found Edward dangling Rose by her feet while she was trying to wiggle out of his grasp and Edward laughing Evilly , which creeped me out. Jasper was in his boxers covered in peanut butter and Bella was in her bra and underwear covered in Jelly. They just LOVED to make me laugh.

"PEANUT BUTTER JELLY TIME!!" Bella and Jasper yelled as they rubbed up against each other. Gross .

'Edward your girlfriend and your brother are grinding up on each other and getting feisty!' I yelled in my thoughts as Edward turned to glare at Jasper who was holding Bella as the mushed up together. Edward growled and went after them which ended up landing face first on the tile.

"Rosie! Rosie! Are you okay?" I asked as I ran over to her, grimacing at her wild looking hair.

"NO!" She growled and ran off to the restroom, and I'm guessing to check her hair.

"MY HAIR! YOU ASSHOLE! EDWARD GET YOUR ASS OVER HERE SO I CAN YOUR HEAD OFF!" Rosie yelled as she left our restroom with her hair in a pony-tail. I was left laughing on the floor as I heard chaos run threw out the house. Then I got the greatest Idea known to Man-Kind.

As Rosie ran by me with Edward's severed hand and Edward chasing her, I ran out to my Jeep and left to get Spray Paint, Tape, Tools,Eggs, and Toilet Paper. Greatest Idea Ever!

Sorry The chapter so short but My dad was asking for the computer so I had to end it Quick. I'll Update on thursday cause Wensday I have to go out of town, Which Means NO COMPUTER! It sucks but Whatever I'll survive:D So REVIEW && I'll Give You Ice Cream with an Edward on top:)