CHAPTER 2
AN: OK yal, so right now Midnight Spermkul is really depersed and stuff, she is really goffick, and has some problems. Yall betta give me a gud revew, YOU THOTS!
I began by waking up to my alarm that sounds like I rite signs nut trargedes and i began to wrock out and then wen it was dun i started to slit muh hoves and cri becuz i cant find a boyfried. Its sad, I am so lonily that whay i cut mah hooves and shih. I started to get dressed and put on four military shos and put on a Gren Da shirt and begun to put on me pentagram ring and mah upside down cross neclace. I walked down tha stairs and then i found DISCORDE IN MAH KITCHEN MAKIN COUNT DOOKIE CEREAL, MAH FAVORIT HOW DID HE NO!? I screemed goffickly and runned to him and gave him a hug and we begun SUKING FACE! He puled out his tail and put in mah you no wut and we did the SECS!
We maid out for like thre minuts and it was so gud and i wasnot sad anymoar and we got dressed and ate mah cereal and we made out and i left for tha KMART and bot some new shus and got sum knew soks and started to put them on and saw mah beste PINKIERIE! OH MAH GAWD WE WAS THE BESTEST OF FRIENDS IN THAH HI SCHOOL AND NOW WE DONT TULK ANYMO AND I STILL WANT HER TO BE MAH FRIEND. All of a suden the lights went out and they started playing REIGN BY THA CULT, one of mah favoritst bands and everyone started to dance in tha middle of tha walkway and we started to dance and i climbed ontop of tha changin seksion in tha closes area in then the changing stall fell and i broke ma phone and i started cryin and slit ma hoves wit da meta hanga.
AN: I BROKE MA FUKIN RIST AND NOW IM REAAAALLLLLLYYYYYYY DEPERSED BECUZ I CANT MASTURTATE ANYMOAR AND IT MAKES ME REAAAAAAAAAAAALLLLLLLLYY FUKIN DEPERSED!
I BROCKE MY FUCKIN RIST YOU THOTS! I CANT BELEVE NOBODY KARES, AND I CANT SLIT MA HOVES BECUZ IT HURTS TO REACH AND THEY DIDNT NOT GOVE ME ANEY SHARPT TOOOLS! -_-
fuck