How to get a Millionaire, Sasuke Uchiha Chapter 1, a naruto fanfic

How to get a Millionaire:
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto

Chapter one...

Monday, how did such a normal day become Hitomi most hated enemy? Sitting in her chair, she typed up the memo's at lightening speed and was sending them without even thinking, trying to find Tsunade's file at the same time.

"Coffee, Searing hot, File, and fat free cresant with natural soy butter!" Lefang stated, bursting into the office and putting the objects on Hitomi's desk.

"Oh, I love you right now!" Hitomi cried, taking the things from her best friend and rushing them into Tsunade's office. Once the blond she-devil was happy for a minute, the two girls sighed with relief and hung back.

"Oh my god, how do you do this every day?" Lefang whispered, letting her head hang back.

"I just remind myself, the pay check is worth it" Hitomi laughed, looking to Lefang who shook her head. Taking a deep breath, she walked over to her desk opposite of Hitomi's and sat down. Lefang had been Hitomi's best friend since they were little and she was her neighbor. Unlike Hitomi who was calm and collected, and always looking to just get by, Lefang loved to have fun, cheer others along, and be a complete and total nutcase. She was a klutz 98 percent of the time, she got flustered easily, and did not notice when boys flirted with her until Hitomi told her hours later.

"It's SOOO not worth the pay check" she laughed, typing away at her keyboard, "I wonder why the Kazekage is coming to town, he's supposed to be scary looking" Lefang let her face drop at the thought of a scary man hanging with her 24/7. Also, Hitomi was Tsunade's assistant, Lefang was the external affairs one and only employee. Anything that had to do with any one the country was friends with, Lefang was on it. Which meant, being tour guide, and personal assistant while the Kazekage was in town.

"HITOMI!" Jumping to her feet, Hitomi raced inside the office of satan and looked to Tsunade drinking her coffee and scribbling down on paper.

"Get me the contract between Suna and us, I need to review it before Gaara arrives, and tell Lefang to meet him at the gate" Hitomi nodded and left once Tsunade waved her off.

"I heard her" Lefang hung her head and trotted unhappily out the door. Smiling at her fried, Hitomi pulled the contract from the file room behind her desk and slid it onto Tsunade's desk.

"How was Sasuke's party last night? Did you give him the retirement papers?"

"It was delightful and I did"

"Good, I want him to feel right back at home from being gone for 10 years" Tsunade waved her off and began reading the contract. Once Hitomi was back in her seat and drinking her coffee with French creamer and two tea spoons of sugar, Hitomi was at peace if only for the moment.

"Hitomi?" Looking up from her computer, she looked straight into the black eyes of Sasuke. Her whole happy moment? Yea it went out the window.

"Welcome Mr. Uchiha, how can I help you, The hokage is busy at the moment" Hitomi stood to usher him into the waiting room. He stopped her and nodded for her to sit back down. Pulling up a chair across the desk from her, he put down the paper work.

"I just wanted you to go through it with me, I want to make sure I'm not getting ripped off for all I've done" He stated as Hitomi nodded and waited for him to continue. However, not 30 minutes later, they were nearly at each other throats.

"I said NO! Sasuke, you can't get paid that much and do nothing at all!"

"I was in Orochimaru's layer for 10 years, being a double agent and nearly dying each day! I deserve that much!" He snapped back.

"NO YOU DON'T!" Hitomi stood and pointed to the door. "You either sign the papers and get what you get or you can go back to work tomorrow, make your choice" Hitomi hissed between clenched teeth. Rolling his eyes, he scribbled his signature, he threw the packet at her and marched out. Grinding her teeth, Hitomi glared at the door before sitting down and puffing hair out of her face.

"Wow…" Hitomi went wide eyed and looked to Lefang at the door with a man behind her, watching the door as Sasuke was long gone. "You sure showed him" She laughed. The red head behind her looked at her as Lefang grinned and ran over, pulling Hitomi into a huge hug, "Don't worry, boys are stupid anyway!"

Hitomi couldn't keep secrets from Lefang, the minute they say each other, Hitomi confessed her love affair.

"I…" Lefang jumped, blushing her bright red blush as she turned to the red head and grabbed him by the hand,

"Sorry! Sorry, I forgot, come on, I'll bring you in" She pulled him, not noticing the confused and worried look the red head had as Lefang brought him in. Once she got out and sat down, she squealed and looked to Hitomi. Instantly, Lefang was in the seat Sasuke once was and gushing.

"Oh my god, Hitomi! He's soooooo HOT! I mean, his voice is velvety, he's not scary at all, and he's incredibly cute. He's like the perfect man, he's even rich and in a great family in the desert. Oh my god, Hitomi, I'm in love" She cried, laying her head against the desk and looking dazed to the wall. Usually Lefang had one crush a year and the crush would end up dating her and hurting her, being a jerk in reality.

"Okay" Hitomi laughed and patted Lefang on the shoulder before nudging her back to seat when the door opened. Like lightening, she was in her seat and looking perfectly content as she typed away. Gaara walked out then strode over. Stopping, she looked up at him and nearly swooned as he kneeled beside her and whispered something.

"Sure, that's what I'm here for, just give me a second to finish this e-mail" She whispered, as he nodded and walked to a seat next to her desk. Making a silent squeal and looking to Hitomi, the word 'Lunch' burst onto Hitomi's screen in a instant message bubble. Rolling her eyes, Hitomi closed it and went back to the memo to the men downstairs in the mail room.

Once Hitomi finished up an e-mail and sent it, she stood and looked to the red head off in his own little world, "Ready?" She asked with one of her genuine smiles that swept every boy she shown it to off their feet, he went wide eyed and took a deep breath from under his Kazekage cloak. Waking up, he nodded and followed Lefang's light as air steps out of the office.

"Finally…" Hitomi sighed with relief when she had a break in work about lunch time. Getting up, she walked toward the door only to have her freedom stopped.

"HITOMI" Grumbling to herself, she turned and trudged into Tsunade's office.

"Yes?" She asked only to have a package shoved into her hands.

"I need these taken to Lee's place, pronto" Rolling her eyes to herself, Hitomi walked off with the heavy package. Stuffing it in her messenger bag, Hitomi got out of the office and walked down the streets, she would drop it off first then find some food. Hitomi was just hoping Neji wasn't there. That asshole pissed her off more than Uchiha before and after he left. Neji and her just couldn't get along. So, to Hitomi's great luckiness, she got to the Lee gym half way across town and found Lee and Neji sparing. Stopping as she came in, Neji instantly sneered and looked at her.

"Looking to loose some pounds"

"Stuff it Smart ass, I'm on delivery duty today" Hitomi snarled and handed the package to Lee who nodded and took it and walked off to set it on his desk in the office.

"Ohh, so you're still slaving away at a no end, no where job?" Neji mocked.

"You still tapping the no good, no brains Tenten?" Hitomi asked as Neji narrowed his eyes and scowled. Hitomi took the money from Lee and the hug before sneering at Neji, "I thought so… see ya Lee, going to find Naruto for lunch" With that, she strutted from the Gym with a smirk.

Hitomi 1 Neji Zilch! Laughing madly to herself, she found herself in the ramen shop with an evil smirk to herself.

"Hello? Earth to Hitomi!" She jumped and looked to Naruto who laughed and rolled his eyes, patting her on the arm, "Wake up, Foods here!" With that they bowed their heads and dug in. That's when a family laughter caught her attention.

"No way my luck is this bad, today?" Hitomi whined as Naruto went slack jawed when Sakura came sauntering into the ramen shop with Kiba on her arm, nibbling at her neck.

"Stop it! Kiba, we're in public" she giggled, swatting at his chest playfully. Groaning and hanging her head, hoping to god the woman didn't see her, Hitomi began eating her noodles once more. Naruto couldn't stop staring at Sakura who was wearing shorts that showed her butt hanging out, and a tube-top that showed off her cleavage. Seeing her cousin act this way, Hitomi kicked him hard in the shin to wake him up. When he jumped and went back to eating, Sakura's green eyes rolled to them and a giant snicker grew on her face.

"HITOMI! How good it is to see you!" She cried, running over and pulling the girl into an awkward bear hug.

"Sakura, your boobs are suffocating me!" Hitomi huffed, pushing from her and narrowing her eyes on the pink head who only fake giggled and blew Naruto a kiss.

"I heard you're going to run for Hokage, Naruto" She giggled, throwing a sly grin on as he melted and nodded, "Well, good luck… Hitomi, you still working for Tsunade?" Sakura asked as Hitomi rolled her eyes and nodded. What was she up to?

"Ohh, well, have fun with that" She sauntered away, making Hitomi want to vomit.

"I just lost my appetite!" Hitomi groaned as she turned to Naruto still melted in his seat. Smacking him hard across the face, he woke up screaming and fell from his seat.

"Naruto! Reality check, Sakura = conniving, evil, slut… remember how she died your hair purple and cut the word loser onto the back of your hair in high-school?" He sighed and got up into his seat, looking to his soup, "Naruto, we didn't go to leaf university to be picked on by the same low life's in high-school. You're going to be Hokage, get over her… Besides, Hinata loves you more than anything and you can't even see it" Naruto sighed and smiled at the Hinata part. Lately he had been hanging around her more and more and he actually was getting a crush on her but was unsure of her feelings. He just wanted a kiss or maybe even a confession out of her, but she was too shy and needed some work in her confidence. Which is where Hitomi lay in her life.

She was the woman helping everyone with their love problems, always helping people get along, but never getting along herself.

How to get a Millionaire:
Chapter one...