DISCLAIMER*: I DO NOT OWN KUROSHITSUJI… THAT IS ALL.

I really have no idea where this is going… and no, ACHAN is not gay, and this is not going to be A WilliamXOC. This version of William shall be claimed by another…. Hahaha Len… and this is only about two guys… going on adventures? Ha-ha never mind that sounds gay anyways… Anyways here you go!

P.S I have nothing against homosexuality, if this insulted anyone^

William POV

I wake up, my head hurting, and glance around. I am lying in a bedroom with white walls, blue carpet, and dark brown furniture. One wall has a floor-to-ceiling window, looking out on a beach. I groan, sit up, and look around. Surprisingly, my death scythe is sitting near me, leaning against a night stand. I pick it up, then venture into the hallway. When I get there, I look up and down the hallway. There is a single table, along with some paintings and photographs of people. The carpet is red, and the scenery is just like that of the bedroom.

"Start, spreading the news…

I'm leaving today…

I wanna be a part of it.

New York, New York…"

The voice actually sounds nice, harmonious, and is coming from the right of the hall. To my left, it is a dead end, and a door, so I turn towards the voice. I walk into some sort of spacious area. Again, to my right is a living room with another hallway coming off of it, and to my left a kitchen. AC stands there, and I stare at him.

"What the hell have you done?" I ask him, and he stops singing and whips around. Seeing me, he grins.

"Oh hey! Do you like the song? It's by Frank Sinatra…"

"Who's Frank Sinatra?"

"Oh that's right he is not born yet at this time… oh well. I was just making something to eat." He motions to a frying pan. "I hope you like eggs!"

"What have you done? I mean you just knock me out, and then abduct me? I mean honestly…" I glance at the food, and my stomach grumbles. He smiles.

"Well, I am a person that likes to have fun. Before you ask, I have no idea how old I am, yes, I am human, no, I am not a gay pedophile, and how I get around is a secret." He grins. "I have been watching you for a long time. You see, I like making friends, but seeing as it is hard for me to make friends, and my life is complicated, I like to choose a person, or people, and light up their life!" He waves around a spatula as he says this, and I sigh.

"And you had to choose me? Not to mention, where are we?"

"I chose you because you need to learn how to enjoy life a bit. We are at my house, hidden on a beach in Spain." He giggles "I hope you like your room."

I stare at him. "What in the hell makes you think I am going to stay?"

He smiles again. "Believe me, after we eat and go on an adventure, you'll never want to leave again!" He walks over to the table, where a neat stack of clothes and a black bag lay. "Here, I got you new clothes, and other necessities you may need are in the duffel bag." He smiles, then turns back to the food. As I turn and head back to the room to change, I hear him call out "Oh yeah, there is a bathroom adjoined to every bedroom! Enjoy!"

I walk into the bathroom and wash my face… then stop and just end up showering. I find chocolate axe body wash in the bag, along with a matching 2-in-1 bottle of the stuff. When I am done, I change, surprised to find a nice black suit and matching blue dress shirt, with a black tie. Normally I would wear a white shirt, but this would suffice. I put it on, then turn and head back for the kitchen. Normally I would have left by now, but curiosity seemed to be taking the better of me. Like, why did a human have the ability to teleport, and apparently time travel?

When I walk back in, I see my breakfast on the table, and AC sitting across from it, eating everything by swallowing it whole. I sit down and eat… and see why. The food is so delicious; it takes a lot of my will-power not to swallow it whole also. When I am done, AC is already also, and he takes the plates and places them into the sink. Then he turns to me.

"Alright, so I will bring you on an adventure anywhere you like. Now, I don't have conditions now, but I will if you decide to join me. Now, where to next my puppet?" He giggles, and I stare at him.

"Who said I am going with you?"

"Who said you ain't ?"

"I refuse."

"Fine. Go back to Grell, I was just offering you some time to have not to worry constantly about your job." He turns and heads to the hallway where my room is, but goes into the room next to mine. I sigh, then follow him, and knock on his door.

"Come in" he calls.

I go in, and look around. It is like the room I am staying in, but with blue walls and a black carpet. There are also paintings on the walls. I stare at him, and he asks me a question.

"Would you like to make a deal?"

"What kind of deal?"

"I go on one adventure with you, and if you don't like it, I drop you back off at the dispatch, and you need never hear of me again."

I stare at him, just wanting to go back home. But … the deal is tempting. I do want to go on an adventure after all. But it would be nice to go for a break… and to see what this psycho has in store.

"Alright, I'll go with you."

"Excellent! Now where shall the puppeteer take us?..."

If there are any suggestions that anyone has, it would be welcome! :D