Ummmm why don't we have Kiba-kun do the dislaimer!!
Kiba:Wha-what the hell??!!
MissPinoyz:Be glad!! Ur the first character to do the disclaimer!!
Kiba:Yeah yeah she doesn't own Naruto, cuz if she did little Sasuke and Sakura babies would be running around!!
MissPinoyz:SHUTUP!! *hits Kiba*
The two walked into the cafeteria to see A huge stage in the front of room. They saw the teachers smirking the the back of the cafeteria, obviously they knew what was going to happen. Naruto and Sasuke sat with the boys and looked up at the stage where the school tech crew were messing with the lights. Suddenly they heard a shriek no sounded like 4 girls. "What the hell was that!!"Neji's eyes lifted from his book. He used his byakugun (yes they get to keep all their cool ninja powers!!) eyes to look through the curtain. "What are they doing?? What are those -maid uniforms??" Neji began muttering under his breath. "MAID UNIFORMS!!" Naruto yelled excited. Everyone's eyes turned to the four boys. "Great dick-less" Sai sighed continuing his drawing. "Nice job dobe...." Sasuke glared at his so called bestfriend. Suddenly Tsunade came out from behind the curtain and smiled "Welcome to Kohana High (yes I changed it I didn't like the whole akamori stuff so just play along please!!), you must be wondering why there is a stage in the cafeteria. Well this is a punishiment for the four girls who started a food fight yesterday. So let this be a lesson to all you new students. Now girls if you may..." Tsunade smirked and got off the stage. Suddenly all the students heard a voice sing
Tenten:
Where s all mah soul sistas
Lemme hear ya ll flow sistas
Tenten winked at the guys who were whooping and cheering
Ino:
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, flow sista
Hey sista, go sista, soul sista, go sista
Ino:
He met Marmalade down IN old Moulin Rouge
Struttin her stuff on the street
She said, Hello, hey Jo, you wanna give it a go? Oh! uh huh
Ino teased the boys a little by lifting her waitress dress a little then patting it down again.
All:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (Hey hey hey)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here)
Mocha Chocalata ya ya (oh yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
They all swung their hips around that even got the atten of the four boys in the corner of the room
Tenten:
What What, What what
Ino:
ooh oh
All:Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Tenten: yea yea yea yea
Hinata: He sat in her boudoir while she freshened up
Boy drank all that Magnolia wine
All her black satin sheets, suede's, dark greens
yeah
Then girls smirked at the drooling guys
All:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da-da-da)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (here ohooh yea yeah)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
All:Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir, what what what)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi
Tenten:
yea yea uh
He come through with the money and the garter bags
I let him know we bout that cake straight up the gate uh
We independent women, some mistake us for whores
I'm sayin , why spend mine when I can spend yours
Disagree? Well that's you and I m sorry
Imma keep playing these cats out like Atari
Wear ideal shoes get love from the dudes
4 bad ass chicks from the Moulin Rouge
Sakura&Hinata: hey sistas, soul sistas, betta get that dough sistas
We drink wine with diamonds in the glass
bottle case the meaning of expensive taste
if you wanna Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya
Mocha Chocalate-a what?
Real Lady Marmalade
One more time C mon now
Ino&Hinata:Marmalade... Lady Marmalade... Marmalade...
Sakura:
hey Hey Hey!
Touch of her skin feeling silky smooth
color of cafe au lait alright
Made the savage beast inside roar until he cried,
More-more-more
Sakura ran her fingers through her long silky hair seductively (pretend she has hair like Euphima in Code Geass)
Hinata:
Now he's back home doin' 9 to 5
Ino:
Sleepin' the grey flannel life
Christina:
But when he turns off to sleep memories creep,
All:More-more-more
All:
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya dada (da daeaea yea)
Giuchie, Giuchie, ya ya here (ooh)
Mocha Choca lata ya ya (yea)
Creole lady Marmalade
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (all my sistas yea)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi ce soir (ce soir)
Voulez vous coucher avec moi (C Mon! uh)
TenTen&Sakura:
Sakura...(oh Leaeaa Oh)
Hinata... (Lady Marmalade)
TenTen...(hey Hey! uh uh uh uh...)
Ino...(Oh Oh oooo)
Rot wailer baby...(baby)
Moulin Rouge... (0h)
Misdemeanor here...
All:Creole Lady Marmalade Yes-ah......
(Sakura's POV)
Sakura smiled at the guy students who had fainted even Naruto and his friends fainted- no wait they're too "cool" to faint they more like passed out.
(Normal POV)
"Ummmm thanks for watching!! And we hope you enjoy the snacks!!" Hinata smiled as the four girls went to each grab a tray full of sweets. They handed one out to each person then went to the back corner table last. "Hey Naru-chan how was it??" Sakura hugged her cousin after she placed the tray down. "It was great!!"Naruto smiled taking the untouched ramen flavored cookie (I have no idea why I just wrote that.....oh well!!!). "Oh yeah these are my friends. Ino Yamanaka, Hinata Hyuga, and Tenten Kishito (I don't know I just made that up!!)!!" Sakura introduced the three. "Do I need to introduce them??" Naruto asked Sakura with his normal goofy face. "Nah, we already read your student records!!" Tenten grinned. Sai, Sasuke, and Neji all looked at the girls with a look on their face saying "WTF??". "My mom's the Head Misstress" Sakura shrugged messing with her dress. "So we get out of dentention and stuff!!" Naruto grinned "Baka, yeah but you have to preform in front of the school and do something stupid!" Ino rolled her eyes. "u-ummm, w-we are going s-shopping would you li-like to come??" Hinata blushed as she asked Naruto. "Is this one of those shopping trips where we hold your bags??" Naruto leaned in suspicously . "Yeah but we'll buy you all food!" Tenten and Sakura made puppy faces. Neji and Sasuke turned away and muttered "We're in!". Ino looked up and whispered to Sai "It's more time to annoy Naruto...". Sai instantly stopped drawing and nodded. "So everyone's in but you Naruto....."Sakura smirked. "Is ramen included, in this offer??"Naruto looked at his cousin trying to look bussiness like. "Dobe you look like you need to piss....."Sasuke smirked. Sakura tried not to laugh and nodded. "Okay I'm in!!" Naruto grinned not knowing that the girls had tons of gift cards plus their credit cards. Tsunade looked at the group sighing "Poor guys..."