As much as I like a grand opening, I really can't think of one so I'm just going to jump right into it & tell you: I wanted him.
His name was Sesshomaru. I'm withholding his last name until I can change it into my own. Oh sorry, by the way I'm Inuyasha, nice to meet you, how ya doin'? Anyway it's not about me or you, it's about this Sesshomaru guy. He was like a damn Vista card: everywhere I wanted to be. I could go on all day about how gorgeous he is & how awesome his personality is & how hard I am right now thinking about him...but I know a lot of people don't have a very long attention span so let's go ahead & start from the beginning, shall we?
Grab your Snuggies & snacks, kiddos, this was not an easy ride. No sexual pun intended
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~*~ Three Years Prior To Interior Decorating Aisle ~*~
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Ahem. It all started on the first morning of spring. He was out jogging, I was lounging on the beach, drinking sake. I had been trying to numb myself after being laid off from a really good paying job. Ugh, damn my old boss. He had a 9 foot long, 6 foot wide pole up his ass, always bitching about the simplest things. I was a good worker, he's going to regret letting me go, if he hasn't started regretting it already.
Anywho, I was staring out at the waves, feeling like a hot puddle of pity when he jogged by, the music blasting in his earphones. For a minute I just admired his legs since it was level with my eyes then I glanced up at his face & my heart just stopped. By the gods, this guy was the most gorgeous thing I'd ever laid eyes on, & that includes a new bottle of sake.
My hands & legs twitch, wanting to run after him but the rest of my body wasn't cooperating so it took me a while to actually stand & even longer to take a step in the direction he was going in. I took a deep breath to steady myself & walked up to him while he was standing still, taking his pulse.
I cleared my throat & walked around to face him. "Hey there. I'm sure you get this a lot but you sure are fine as hell"
He looked up from his watch, one hand on the side of his neck, giving me a look that clearly said, 'Oh shit, not another douche bag'. I ran a hand over my hair & brushed my hands on my swimming trunks & extended my right hand.
"Hey, I'm Inuyasha"
He looked down at my hands then back up at me as if to say, 'Are you seriously expecting me to shake your hand?'. Sweat glistening on his porcelain skin & he was panting. Absentmindedly he bit his bottom lip cutely, looking as if he was wondering if he should take the candy from the stranger. Finally he hesitantly extended his hand.
"Sesshomaru"
I tried to give him my sexy smile but I couldn't feel my face, thanks to the alcohol so I'm pretty sure it didn't come out as sexy as it should have. "How 'bout we go back to our places & clean up then I take you out for dinner so we can get to know each other better?"
Sesshomaru lifted an eyebrow. "Is it really necessary to get to know me over dinner?"
"Well...no..." I said a bit sheepishly, "I'd just like to take you out"
"& get in my pants?"
"Yes...wait, no!"
He nodded to himself, laughing without humor. "Men are so much alike in so many ways, it's sad. But I'm straight anyway so no thanks"
My heart dropped again. In a bad way. "Oh, uhh...well, ummm..."
"Yeah, nice talking with you too" Sesshomaru grumbled before turning his iPod on & jogging back off. Well, that went...well...I guess. I mean it could've been worse, right?
Yeah...sure...
Blinking to break myself out of my dreamlike state, I walked back over to my previous spot & sat, picking up the sake bottle & taking a long swig. I wasn't too happy that that was the last of it & threw it away in disgust & lying on my back.
Something in me was telling me that wouldn't be the last time I saw him though.
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~*~ 2 Weeks Later ~*~
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I'm going to point out right now that I am not a stalker. At all. Whatsoever. I may follow closely but I don't do it for a long period of time like stalkers do. I only follow for like...10 minutes.
ANYwho, it had been a while since I seen Mr. Gorgeous, otherwise known as Sesshomaru by the government. I was getting a little tired of jacking off to the blurred image of him in my head & so far no pornstar has really interested me lately. I'm not sure if that's a good thing with all the money I spent on porn videos & now I'm not even interested in them. Maybe I should donate them to the Salvation Army or something...
Anyway, I digress. I was glad spring was here because that meant the water was warm enough for surfing. I grabbed my suit & board & headed out to the beach. I chose the right time; not as many tourists were on the beach today. They were more than likely in the shops & eating downtown.
The sea threw up a breeze into my face & I inhaled it, enjoying the wind running its fingers through my loose hair. I was born out in the outdoors. My mother, whoever she was, had given birth to me right on a beach. Or so the foster homes told me. I didn't have a reason to not believe them, not to mention I adored the beach so I went along with it.
I laid out on my favorite board, my red one with a black dragon design, & paddled out a distance. The waves were fairly playful, which made me happy. I stood & rode a wave, peering through the pure blue screen of water as I passed through before smiling gently to myself & relaxing my body, falling onto my back into the sparkling sea.
Underwater, I watch the wave pass then resurfaced, slinging my hair out of my face. Oh, yeah. It was going to be a good day.
Finding my board I paddled back out to find another wave to ride on. I vaguely wondered if I'd see Sesshomaru anytime soon; I wondered if he thought about me. I think that's the most nerve-wracking [A/N: There you go Michael xD] thing about starting out in a relationship: wondering if they were thinking about you. Ok, I knew we weren't in a relationship but I told you before I got into this story that I was going to make him mine right? I sure as hell did, damn it!
Anyway, I grew bored of trying to find a wave; the water was calming down now & the tourists were flocking. I figured that was the ocean's way of telling me to go. I paddled back to shore & smoothed my hand over the water's surface like I was petting an animal. It was my way of saying thank you.
Stepping out the water I headed for the showers & who do I see strolling onto the beach in his swimming trunks, no shirt & music on blast? You guessed it, my nosy neighbor.
I ducked behind a garbage can & watched him stroll by, humming off key to some country song. I grimaced & snuck off to grab my things to leave. It was definitely time to leave now that he was here. I unzipped my swimsuit & shimmied into my cargo shorts, deciding to go shirtless. It was a nice day, perfect for a little tan on my chest. I grabbed my board & turned around only to see my nosy neighbor walking towards me, waving. I groaned & sighed. Oh God...
"Inuyasha! Hey old buddy, how are things?"
I nodded in greeting. "Hey, Miroku. Everything's fine"
"Awesome, man. Hey have you been watching the MMA fights? The finals started this past weekend"
"Nah haven't had time. Been kinda busy"
"Oh really? I never see you leave home"
I glared at him. "You watch me that closely?"
"Well I mean you live right beside me; I just notice things" Miroku replied with a shrug.
"There's a fine line between noticing things & being a stalker. Miroku" I said with an exasperated sigh, "I'm out. Later"
I walked off without waiting for a reply though I heard him still talking behind me. I continued down the beach, my eyes cast across the water. It was beautiful & warm; somehow this kind of weather while on the beach just makes me happy. Or as close to happy as I think I can get. I've never actually been happy.
I stumbled over something soft & whipped my head back to curse someone out.
"Hey! Watch it!"
I frowned before smiled. "Sesshomaru?"
He sat up from the blanket he was lying on & took his sunglasses off, glaring up at me. "Who the hell are you?"
"Inuyasha? From like two weeks ago?"
"Oh...oh yeah, I remember you"
I crouched, shifting my weight to the balls of my feet. "How ya been?"
Sesshomaru leaned his weight on his hands, which rested behind him. "I've been fine"
"Yes you have & still are"
He raised an eyebrow & I could've sworn a faint blush went across his cheeks. "What are you doing here?"
"I come here to surf & relax, like just about everyone else who comes here"
He gave me a look that said he wasn't very amused with my answer. Apparently I had caught him off-guard; emotions flitted across his face quicker than I could point them out.
"What are you doing tonight?" I asked suddenly. I say suddenly because I just blurted it without really thinking about it.
He hesitated. "Why?"
"Just answer me" I replied, giving him my best smile.
"I'm...I have things to do. Important things"
"You're lying"
"I don't have any reason to lie to you, I don't even know you"
I leaned forward, my nose almost touching his. "Then get to know me" I whispered.
Some kind of emotion I didn't quite know how to describe crossed his face as he considered. I could tell he didn't want to but I could see he was curious. He was quiet a couple of minutes, biting his bottom lip. I wonder did he realize how sexy that was...more than likely he did.
"Why should I get to know you? What's so special about you?" he finally responded.
"Baby I'm not like anyone else you've ever known & I could show you a good time without being sexual. I bet a lot of guys & chicks have made promises they didn't keep & gave you insincere apologies but even though I'm not perfect I will make sure you're happy first. I will make damn sure I keep all my promises & I won't apologize if my heart isn't in it"
He nodded slowly, a smirking lifting his mouth. "Nice speech. What website did you steal that off of?"
I scoffed. "Are you kiddin' me? That was purely made up by me"
He smiled & stood, gathering his things. "Well, Inu-yappa-"
"It's Inuyasha..."
"I know. Anyway I have to get going. Things to do, people to see, places to go. You know how it is, not to mention, I'm straight remember?"
I stood also, a little shocked. I actually did kind of forget he was...straight. Something in me didn't believe that though. "Uh...yeah..."
Sesshomaru straightened, all his things in his arms & gave me an arrogant smile. "Bye, Inu-yucka"
"It's Inu-ok, bye" I said with a smile. Oh he wanted me. There's no way a straight man would be so calm about being approached twice by another guy trying to get with him. I tilted my head to the side, watching that nice ass. Yeah. He definitely wanted me.
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I wanted this to be better but I don't wanna keep you guys waiting. It would've been posted sooner but I downloaded season 1 & 2 of True Blood & the show is very interesting x] Ja ne, my loves