Me: hey guys I baaaaa~ck

Twins: shut up and get with the story I wanna see who this girl is

Honey: Me too, is she cute?

Tamaki: she could become a female friend for my daughter

Haruhi: senpai please stop with the daughter stuff

Me" ANYWAY!

The next day Kyoya and Haruhi visited the others on the weekend. They all went to a small diner across from the school, then came back and chilled in the hallway.

"KAORUKAORUKAORU!" they heard someone scream. A guy with sandy blonde hair and green eyes ran up to them. "Hey Micheal what's up," Kaoru stood.

"You didn't hear there's a swim competition between Chrisz and Calliope," he seemed to be blushing. "So if a dude and a chick wanna race in the pool they can have at it."

"Kaoru you don't get it, just follow me." the 7 of them followed the blonde and they reached the pool. They saw 2 bodies jump in and bolt to the other end.

Calliope's POV

I had my boyfriend Azuki at the bottom of the deep end. I watched as he grabbed her and dragged her down. I raced toward the other end and came out of the pool in my fabulous pink lingerie.

Haruhi's POV

I saw Chrisz get dragged down, the idiots we oblivious just watching Calliope as she came out of the pool in underwear. The twins flailing backwards and landing in a pool of nose bleed. I wanted to help Chrisz I was afraid of him dying.

I threw my shirt off, because it was a nice one. And I dove in. I saw 2 figures, the bigger one I'm guessing was the ass who grabbed Chrisz. I swam faster then punched the guy in scuba gear. I noticed a tangled mess of black hair, I placed my hand on his waist and felt a curve. 'No way.'

I pulled Chrisz to me and swam up and gasped. "HELP!" a crowd ran to me and Chrisz and they pulled us up. Tamaki pulled his jacket off and threw it around me, he was still blushing. They set Chrisz on the ground and the crowd encircled him. Then Tamaki pointed out that something was constricting his chest. We all noticed that he was weaing a tank top. Then another guy who I saw play a snare at the game ran up and put his ear to Chrisz's chest. "ROCKI KNIFE," a girl tossed him a pocket knife and he placed the knife at Chrisz's stomach.

He tossed the girl's long hair out of the way and cut the tank top, revealing a tight article of clothing constricting her. "BOYS TURN AWAY!" they guy screamed. the club and everyone even the girls turned away. I however kneel down next to Chrisz, he pushes the knife into the fabric busting it open. He quickly removes his shirt and places it around her. "Ok you're good now you can turn back," he called. Chrisz's jet black hair hung in her face. "Hey kid why did we have to turn around," Hikaru asked. "Are you stupid or something." Hikaru remained silent. "I'm sorry I don't want you seeing my best friends boobs." The entire club froze, "Chrisz is a GIRL!"

3rd person POV

"What you thought she was a guy?" I put a hand on his now bare shoulder. "They do it all the time." Her went back over to Chrisz and and picked her up bridal style. "I'm gonna take her back to her dorm, Calliope your off the team." Calliope gawked, "W-why she did that herself," He sat her on a chair. He stomped over to her and clenched his fist,"You've always been jealous of Chrisz being captain, you did this so you could do what you could show her, her place. No as lead snare you are forbidden to eve join marching band." Calliope cried fake tears, then someone came up behind lead snare. "I can take it from here," it was Chrisz as she was buttoning up the shirt, it was a gray button up so you couldn't really see through it. She pushed her hair out of her face and revealed 2 different colored eyes. One was icy blue, the other a soft green. "Listen to me Calliope," she started.

She pulled Calliope to her by her shoulder and got in her face, "You are nothing but a filthy whore who can't stand not being first. Well you're off my team and I can make sure you never get on any other team again. Futhermore..." she pulled her hand back and started to walk to wards her and she walked backwards towards the pool. Calliope was on the edge with a worried look on her face. "THIS IS SPARTA, SKADOOSH." Calliope fell backwards into the water and did a back flop.

Chrisz walked up to Haruhi and held out her hand, Haruhi now with Tamaki's button up on. Haruhi held her hand out and they shook and and gripped them. "Thanks ah-" Chrisz asked. "Haruhi," she smiled. "Chrisz, hey you wanna come back to my dorm I can get you a fresh change of clothes," Chrisz offered. "Um sure," the two girl walked away towards the dorms and the other hosts stood in awe. "Did she just Sparta kick someone."

Kyoya remembered and old friend of his who lived in Caltonia, who just happened to be the princess who used to do the same thing.