"Oh my God. I can't believe what just happened." Wanda sighed into her hands. Cosmo wrapped an arm around her shoulders comfortingly. "It's okay Wanda. I like when you sound like a monster."

"Cosmo!" She exclaimed glaring at him yet again and shrugging his arm off. "First off, I do not sound like a monster. And you were making just as much noise as I was, so it's not entirely my fault. And I was referring to the fact that our son just poof'd in on us having sex."

"Oh..." he said as understanding hit him. "So what do we do now?" He asked looking up as Wanda got out of bed and put her robe on.

"Put this on and let's go talk to him." She replied throwing his robe at him. He did as he was told and they poofed into their sons room.

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Poof sat on the edge of his bed waiting for his parents. He was so confused at what he had heard and seen.

'If there aren't any monsters in here, then what were those noises I heard?' He thought to himself.

'Daddy said it was mama making those noises, but I've never heard her make those sounds before.'

His brows knitted together as other questions entered his mind.

'And why were they naked?'

His thoughts were interrupted by his parents poofing in. He looked up and Wanda placed a comforting hand on his face, cupping his cheek tenderly as she leaned down to place a kiss on his forehead.

"Are you alright sweetie?" She asked sitting next to him on the bed. Cosmo followed her actions and sat on the other side of Poof.

"I don't understand" He began, looking up at Wanda. "Daddy said you were making those noises. But why? And why were you naked? And why was daddy on top of you?"

Cosmo began to snicker but Wanda shot him a warning glare and he quickly stopped.

"Sweetie, what you heard and saw...well..." she tried to think of a way to explain this to a toddler. She glanced at Cosmo who was playing with one of Poof's action figures. Her look turned into annoyance as she addressed her husband.

"Cosmo, help me out here." Cosmo glanced up at her then put the action figure down and poof'd up two sock puppets.

"Ah Poof, it's time for a little talk about the wands and the wings. You see, when a mommy fairy and a daddy fairy love each other very much-"

he started hitting the sock puppets against each other. Wanda put her head in her hand and sighed at how ridiculous it was.

"they kiss and hug and touch each other. Then when the mommy fairy gets really we-"

Wanda quickly slapped her hand over his mouth before he could finish. "You don't need to be that explicit!" She whispered harshly in exasperation.

She decided it was better for her to educate their son so he wouldn't get too much information that really wasn't needed right now.

"You see sweetie, daddy and I, we love each other very much and what you saw, well, that's our way of showing our love to each other." She looked at him in hopes of him understanding.

"Oh.. But why were you naked?"

Cosmo began to say something but Wanda poof'd a zipper over his mouth.

She sighed. This was going to be a long and awkward conversation.

"That's just part of it. What we were doing is something that only people who are in love should do. What you saw is something private between daddy and I. It's something you shouldn't have seen. Do you understand?" She asked gently. Poof gave a look of contemplation then nodded his head.

"I think so." He responded but asked another question. "Why were you making those noises?"

Cosmo unzipped his mouth and answered

"Because daddy does a good job of showing mommy how much he loves her and mommy can't control herself." He beamed proudly that he answered a question right, not fully grasping the concept that Poof doesn't need that much detail.

Wanda huffed and poof'd him out of the room.

"Poof, what you heard is also something you shouldn't have. And I'm so sorry you had to hear and see what you did. You'll understand when you're older." She pulled him into her lap and kissed his head and he gave a big yawn.

"But in the mean time-" She said as she tucked him into bed "it's time for you to go back to sleep." She kissed his forehead again and got ready to poof herself out of the room when Poof stopped her.

"Wait!" He shouted and Wanda looked at him. "What is it sweetie?"

Can you turn my night light on?" He asked pulling the covers up to his chin.

She smiled and flicked her wand, turning on a bright beaming light.

"Good night mama." He said as he yawned again and closed his eyes.

"Good night sweetie." She poof'd herself back to her room to find her husband.