Hey peeps long time no update huh? I'm soz for not updating because I've been ill and I don't really feel like typing but here I am anyways . my 7 y/o cousin I driving me over the edge of sanity, I hate kids…Thankies to everyone who's reviewed and/or added to alert list and of course to those who's added this story to your faves you are my rocking angels! I also realised something the other day, about 99.9 of authors on FFN are gals coz it's rare that I see a story that's been written by a guy…anywho time is flying and I better not carry on rambling -.-' I keep forgetting the damn disclaimers…

Shukaku: Kryssie-san has finally lost her mind…not that she had anything to think with anyway…

Kryssie: Hey!

Shukaku: Your blonde what else can I say…?

Kryssie: Um…THE DISCLAIMER PERHAPS!

Shukaku: Kryssie-san owns nothing in this story expect the plot and in her wildest dreams Gaara (Kryssie: I wish…T-T)

Italics means thoughts

Bold means flashbacks

' ' means speech

p.s. because most people on FFN are American I will try my best to write in Americanise (is that even a word?) okies. - and I forgot to mention on the 1st chappie that Gaara, Sakura and Shikamaru are 15, Temari is 18 and Kankuro is 17 and gomen nasai for any OoCness

After trekking for hours around Suna, Sakura had finally given up on every finding a grocery store. In defeat she headed back to the Kazekage mansion. I guess I'll have to have him…Sakura thought to herself. She took off her sandals and headed to Kankuro's room. Knocking the door she waited patiently.

'Hey Wankuro, you decent? Is it safe to enter?' Sakura yelled through the door. She didn't want to take the risk of entering the room without asking because too many times has she walked in there and he was either only in boxers or he just came out of the shower.

'Yes to both questions and stop calling me Wankuro! It's Kankuro for the love Kami, you unnaturally pink-haired short ass' Kankuro yelled.

Sakura entered finding the usual all over Kankuro's floor. Porn mags empty condom packets, some girl's underwear, and laundry over the place…the usual stuff in a typical guy's bedroom.

'Look Kankuro, I didn't really want to know what antics you get up to in the middle of the night' Sakura said looking at the stuff on the floor disgusted.

'Huh? And what the fuck do you mean by that?' Kankuro snarled.

'Hey don't get touchy with me okay, you over grown log but I am telling the truth, you came home drunk the other night. I was the one who had to sort you out because you could barely stand, were shouting on top of your voice and you woke me up. You told me a lot dark secrets which should of stayed secret' chuckled the cherry blossom to the pissed puppeteer.

'Like what secrets then?" Kankuro ears perked up; there were a lot of things he didn't what his older sister to know.

'Oh I don't know…I should tell Temari considering she is your onee-chan after all and I'm sure she won't be impressed what her baby brother does after dark' Sakura smirked, she was pushing all the right buttons to make sure she got Kankuro to take her shopping.

'Like what? How do I know that you're only just bluffing?' Kankuro smirked.

'Sweetie, with the knowledge I possess do you really want to take that risk?' Sakura purred learning over showing part of her cleavage. Knowing on that night Kankuro admitted she was kinda hot.

'What do you "know" then Haruno?' Kankuro growled trying to glare at Sakura. He's trying to act all confident but even I can see he's pretty nervous thought Sakura. Why the fuck is she flirting with me? Kuso, I hope Gaara doesn't come back early and see this otherwise I won't live to see my 18th birthday otherwise thought Kankuro.

'I'll tell you everything of what you said and I won't tell Temmie' Sakura said giving one of her cute-and-innocent looks.

'Really…All right…what's the catch…?' Kankuro replied with a confused look. There's no way on this earth that the Haruno chick is going to be that nice without wanting something in return Kankuro thought to himself.

'You take me to the grocery store please Kanky-kun' teased Sakura.

'Fine but only if you tell me first' Kankuro sighed to himself.

'Nope, I'll tell you on the way, just in case you lied and you won't take me' replied Sakura.

'Let's go then Haruno' Kankuro tiredly muttered.

'Hai!' Sakura shouted.

Both ninja went down stairs, got their sandals on and were out the door in less than two minutes.

'Your not wearing the kitty hood?' enquired Sakura.

'Nah too warm, don't really want to end up back in the hospital with heat-stroke' Kankuro mumbled. 'So err…what did I say when I came home drunk?' Kankuro muttered slightly embarrassed.

'Um…You won't ever admit it to him but you love Gaara now more than ever as your brother. In recent years you realised you're more afraid of Temari than Gaara. You hate your father, you think he was a prick and is glad he's dead. You think Tenten is hot' Sakura was cut off my Kankuro's words.

'Who's Tenten?' Kankuro asked confused.

'The girl Temari faced in the preliminary rounds of the chuunin exam incident' Sakura replied.

'Oh the girl with the pretty chocolate eyes and cute ass' Kankuro said as if it were nothing.

'Um…sure…before you interrupted me, each night you bring home a different girl to screw or if you're not particularly interested in the girl's looks or personality, you just do foreplay with them' Sakura mumbled turning into the colour of her hair.

'Ah…So why do you call me "Wankuro"…' Kankuro muttered,

"Cause'…you said you like to…to…to masturbate with porn mags…'Sakura whispered to herself.

'I didn't catch that last part Sakura-san' Kankuro said.

'You…l-like…to m-masturbate with porn mags in your room' Sakura stuttered a little louder.

'Still can't hear ya' uttered Kankuro walking with his heads behind his head.

Sakura couldn't bring herself to say it out loud so she pushed Kankuro down to her height considering he was really tall and she barely came to his shoulders, she repeated the phrase into his ear to try to save her and him public embarrassment.

'Oh…now it makes sense…suppose' Kankuro mumbled to the floor.

'I wasn't being mean or anything Kankuro-san, I was only joking to see if you could figure out what I meant' Sakura spoke really loudly panicking, even though her and Kankuro never hardly saw eye to eye, she didn't want to offend or hurt his feelings.

'So I suppose that explains why you call me…um… "Perverteer" ' Kankuro said ashamed that his darkest secrets were revealed to his brother's girlfriend.

'Yah…kinda…" Sakura mumbled.

'D…don't tell Temari please' Kankuro pleaded.

'I wouldn't anyway, what you do in your own person time is your business' Sakura replied

'Arigato…Sakura-san' Kankuro murmured looking relieved. 'Well here we are, a grocery store'

'Hai and arigato to you Kankuro-san, for bringing me here but please stop looking at my chest, you're making me feel really awkward' Sakura said smiling.

'G…gomen…'Kankuro mumbled embarrassed he'd been caught in the act.

And with that, they entered the store.

Okies please R&R, I'm really happy with the number of reviews I got in response to this story, so please keep reviewing, it gives me lots of motivation to keep writing, btw this has nothing really to do with my 'Learning to Love' GaarSaku story. I'm just crazy about GaarSaku and I'm a big sucker for stories on this couple, so if you have any stories you wish for me to check them out then mention in your review and I'd be happy to - or message me lol. I don't care if it's normal, incest, yaoi or yuri -

Oh yah what's 'AU' mean? I see it on the summary of lots of stories and I don't know what it means and could someone tell me how to change my bio for FFN then that'd be great. Cya

Kryssie xx