CASTIEL'S GUIDE TO HUMANS FOR ANGELS
(As edited by Dean and Sam Winchester)
Disclaimer: I don't own Supernatural. I also don't own the song references in this Chapter.
7. As far as I am aware, Lucifer is currently not present in the state known as Georgia. Please refrain from believing those who say he is. (Cas got confused while listening to the radio-Lucifer is still in the Cage as far as me and Dean know.-Sam)
8. Humans have a device known as a 'radio' that plays something called 'music'. As far as I am aware, this device does not go "googoo" or "gaga".
9. The Seven Seas of Rhye are a fictional creation and do not exist in real life. I have searched for them, and been unable to find them. (Ok, remind me why we let Castiel listen to a radio marathon?-Sam?) (Because that was the only thing good on, Sammy.-Dean)
10. Humans seem to have developed the idea that we angels carry shotguns as weapons to defend them. We have not in any way aided in the making of shotguns, as far as I'm aware. (Then who helped Samuel Colt?-Dean)
11. Humans have created something called an internet. As far as I am aware, it does not exist solely to watch what Dean calls "porn".(DEAN!- Sam.) (What? That's what I use it for, Sammy. Why can't Cas do the same?- Dean.)
12. Despite what Dean and Sam keep claiming, as far as I am aware, saying "Carry on my wayward son, there'll be peace when you are done," does not have an omen of doom attached to it. (Then why is it every time we hear that, something shitty happens to us?-Dean.)
A/N: And that's Chapter 2, people! I'd appreciate a review, since I know people are looking at this thing, but not reviewing. Also, anyone who knows where I got the second to last song from gets a free cookie.