"What the uuahgh is going on here?" demands Tic Tac Jack. Neither Godzoda nor Jee-Whi responds, as they are too busy brawling. However, their fight is interrupted by a rumbling from the heavens. Slegnor the Blood God emerges from the clouds, seemingly very mad. He orders that Jee-Whi and Godzoda deliver great sacrifices of spiritual importance unto him, as he is upset that all those people have died at the hands of beings besides himself. Jee-Whi gulps, unsure of what to do, and attempts to offer Slegnor some of the fleas he has taken from the corpse of the Astral Squirrel. Slegnor is not satisfied with this sacrifice, however. He sends out one of his disciples to find a greater sacrifice. This disciple is named Lunk the Destroyer. Lunk sets off on his journey but he must return in three days or he will be slain and his soul will be consumed by his almighty master. On the first day, he begins his restless search for the only thing he knows will appease Slegnor. He searches for the mythical artifact of the Dohr'yto, only mentioned in the quietest of whispers within banner ads on the Deep Web.
After minutes of looking, Lunk finds the Dohr'yto in an abandoned apartment building. He bows before Slegnor and displays his offering. Jee-Whi attempts to appease Slegnor by offering more of the souls that he has consumed. However, before Slegnor can react, he is crushed by the mighty foot of Godzoda. The Blood God's corpse explodes into a tidal wave of blood, staining the area in a deep crimson for miles around. An alien ship emerges from the bloody corpse, and from within comes Oti, the leader of the Orrejengales. Oti thanks Godzoda for freeing his race from the grip of Slegnor, before flying away into the horizon in his ship, never to be seen again.
Meanwhile, Tic Tac Jack is enraged. If there is one thing he hates, it is being ignored. Tic Tac Jack runs for miles and miles until he comes across one of the only remaining cities in the whole multiverse. Tic Tac Jack begins glowing with power, the 'x' crossing his body disappearing. He unleashes the unholy yet mighty spell of 'DROPPUS YOUR PANTSUS' onto the city. Everybody in the city panics as their pants come to life and grab hold of all the weapons they can find. Forks, knives, guns, lube, you name it, they are grabbing it and throwing it at their former owners. The pants are unable to be stopped, and overthrow the government.
Godzoda senses a disturbance in the Pantosphere, and enters his Super Saiyan form to investigate. Upon reaching the city, Godzoda annihilates all of the pants with minimal effort. Godzoda decides he will need help destroying humanity. He calls upon Godzilla, who arrives swiftly. Godzilla, however, does not want to cooperate with Godzoda, and makes the foolish mistake of disagreeing with Godzoda. Godzoda immediately eradicates Godzilla, leaving no trace that the lizard has ever been present in the first place. Godzoda then goes with the next best option, and teams up with Lunk to complete his quest.
Jee-Whi, jealous of Godzoda going Super Saiyan, ascends to a higher form as well. He becomes Hyoit, who looks similar to Gunyu but with different colors. Hyoit meets up with Godzoda, Lunk, and Tic Tac Jack. Tic Tac Jack complains in his sultry voice, "I liked those patns! Why would you destroy them?". Tic Tac Jack decides that he needs someone else who is on his side. He calls upon his good octagonal friend, Geometry Geoffrey.
"SO, you called me and my amazing powers to stop myself, eh, laddy?" moans Geoffrey.
"YEEEEEEEEEE BOIIIII," squawks Jack.
The two set off to discover more people and overthrow more governments. Before they can get very far, a landmine placed by Mello goes off, having little to no impact on the situation. Jack and Geoffrey establish what their mission is. They will hunt for the legendary heroes Scooter McBallerBalls III and Padlutio. The first place they start to go is the ancient peak of Mount Bootylicious. Godzoda sets off in another direction. He activates a new, higher level of Super Saiyan and destroys the sky. He flies with Lunk to the botanical paradise of Asgarden, where the two will live for some time.