I've come a long way with my writing since I wrote this.
Alex: (emerges from room dressed for work.) Morning Data.
Data: Good morning. I have been looking through the internet.
Alex: (taking bread out of the fridge)
Anything interesting?
Data: Romance seems to be a major part of your society.
Alex: (putting bread in toaster) I wouldn't say major, but it definitely plays a role. It can get you almost anywhere. (Gets jam out of fridge)
Data: Romance is the most confusing part of the human equation. Perhaps I will be able to understand it more now that I am your boyfriend.
Alex: (laughs) You're not my boyfriend. I don't know you that well.
Data: You seem to know me almost as well as I know myself.
Alex: Well, you don't know me. We'll come up with a better cover for you.
Data: Still, I'd like to—
Alex: You said...
Data: (exited) I said I'd!
Alex: (takes toast out of toaster and puts jam on it) And you sound exited, which is an emotion.
Data: I'm becoming human? Why?
Alex: I don't know. Maybe it has something to do with the fact that you can't exist here as an android.
Data: Interesting.
Alex: (begins to eat toast) I've got to go to work soon. Stay in the apartment. Surf the web some more if you like. Watch more Star Trek. I'll be home in a few hours. I'm not working a full day today, but I might pick you up some clothes on the way home from work. (Picks up purse and turns to leave)
Data: Alexa?
Alex: (turns back around.) Alex please. What?
Data: I believe I would be a size large.
Alex: Good to know. See you later!
*Screen blacks out until Alex comes back from work*