Hi minna-san! :D
First, thanks you all for following and adding to favorites, you're awesome!
Second, I'm gonna mess up a bit with the original story, sorry for that:( But this is a fic after all xD
And third, if you're yearning for BelxFran moments, sorry, they gonna come, and a lot of them, but later, I promise:)
Now, enough rambling, enjoy this chapter~
Disclaimer: I don't own Katekyo Hitman Reborn, neither Fran, neither Tsuna's boxers.
It may contain spelling and grammar errors. Sorry.
THE FROGGY LIFE.
CHAPTER 2.
"Franny-chan?... Fran... FRAN!"
"Huh?" the girl in mention replied in a whisper.
"What's bugging you? You seem expressionless…", the mid-age woman thought better and added, "I mean, more than usual."
The mint-haired raised her head a bit, revealing the dark circles under her eyes, "Yes, I'm fine" she answered with no sense on the answer.
"Why did you don't sleep?"
"Well… That's…"
"Tell me, is better than keeping it for yourself."
"Really, is nothing" she answered playing with her 'toasted bread', a really toasted bread, black as night.
"Does this have to do with the letter you received yesterday?"
"You read my letter?"
"I was curious, sorry" her granny apologized.
"It's stupid, I know."
"It is not stupid" a grin appeared on the woman's face, "Ok, it is stupid. But, don't worry about it. It just says that your cousin is coming to visit you, no big deal."
"No big deal? You know that man" she frightened with the mere thought of that man.
"Are you still thinking he is a pineapple fairy?"
"I would do an exorcist dance if he comes home" she replied honestly.
"You're still a child~"
"I'm leaving" she stood and grabbed her backpack.
"Don't forget your bento!"
"About that…" a sweat drop appeared of her head while her mind tried in vain to think of an excuse to avoid her granny's food, "The school just prohibited foreign food."
"But this is not foreign; it is just a fried octopus" she opened the box, showing a mysterious black soup with bubbles floating in there.
"Are you sure this is an octopus? I can't see the octopus… There is no octo..."
"We have had this conversation before" she interrupted, "no excuses."
Fran sighed and accepted the parcel. She rushed to the door before her granny occurred to give her a weird dessert, something like 'octopus in syrup with chocolate ice-cream'.
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…
The mint-haired walked through her favorite forest before reaching school. It was crowded, as usual. But that wasn't the weird thing, for a strange reason the floor began to shake and with each passing second the tremor became stronger.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH! WHERE'S SASAGAWA KYOKO?!", she heard before an incredible strong airstream prevented her from sight. She covered her eyes as a reflection, and turned away her head, but when that thing passed she returned to normal, "What was… Tsuna?" she asked to no one in particular, but after a second she just forgot about it and continued walking, "Well, who cares."
Tsuna was out of sight, well, she really wasn't concerned about it.
She was walking normally, but a humming sound coming from the sky made her stop.
Fran raised her head and that was when she saw her classmate falling at an incredible speed toward Sasagawa, another of her classmates.
"Ah~", that gained her total attention.
"Huh?" Kyoko stared at the sky.
"What is it, Kyoko?" Mochida, another guy accompanying Kyoko, asked.
"Hey Tsuna! That seems fun!" Yamamoto who was also watching exclaimed with a huge smile.
Tsuna at that moment clashed with the floor and made Mochida fly directly to Yamamoto's arms.
"Huh? First Tsuna and now you? Is this a kind of event? A raining guys event?" he asked in amusement.
"SASAGAWA KYOKO" Tsuna pointed her with his finger, "PLEASE GO OUT WITH ME!"
That was when Kyoko noticed that Tsuna was only wearing boxers "KYAAA!~", she screamed before leaving Tsuna without an answer.
The dying will flame disappeared of Tsuna's head and that was when Mochida punched him, "Bastard. Don't kid yourself, creep" he exclaimed, then he left.
"Tsuna", Fran arrived next to him and helped him get up.
"Thanks Fran" he kneaded his now red swollen cheek thanks to that punch.
"Juudaime! Are you ok?!" Gokudera-kun screamed as if the worst thing ever happened.
"Tsuna, were you playing with that guy?" Yamamoto appeared.
"Don't be stupid! That bastard punched Juudaime!"
"Ah?" everyone stared at Tsuna's underwear.
"So, today's play is to use only underwear?" Yamamoto took off his clothes and showed to everyone his fish boxers.
"What are you doing freak?! But I can't leave the Juudaime alone in this shame" so Gokudera also took off his clothes and showed those cute hearts boxers to everyone.
"You don't have to be in underwear as well! Now all of us seem as a bunch of perverted" Tsuna panicked.
"Ummm… I don't have a boxer" Fran commented out of nowhere.
"What?" Tsuna asked forgetting she was still there.
"I don't have a boxer, but is a bra and underpants fine?" she started to take off her clothes as well but Tsuna prevented her from doing it.
"Don't do it or we will really be a bunch of perverts!"
At that moment a baby jumped from a hot air balloon, which later turned into a chameleon.
"Ciaossu~" he greeted.
"Ciaossu" Yamamoto greeted.
"Is this a flying fairy?" Fran asked staring at him.
"My name is Reborn and I'm not a fairy. I'm a hitman."
"Mmm... You have a fairy weapon right there" she said pointing Leon.
"That is just a chameleon."
"A chameleon can't turn into a balloon."
"Ok, I'm a fairy. You got me."
"I knew it" Fran said with a satisfation air.
"Reborn! Don't tell lies! And, what are you doing here?!" Tsuna snapped.
"Well… That was pathetic. You couldn't confess at all."
"I don't need you to tell me that!"
"What are all of you doing outside my school?" the president of Namimori appeared with his tonfas as well.
"H-Hibari-san!" exclaimed a panicked Tsuna trembling like a small chihuahua on a cold day.
"I don't accept perverted people on my school" a murderous aura shrouded him.
"See you later, I have things to do, Ciao Ciao" Reborn fled using Leon as a balloon again, waving his hand before the big fight started.
"Don't leave Reborn! This is all your fault!"
"He seems mad~" said Fran again with 'amusement'. She really enjoyed fights and blood.
"I'll bite you to death" and after that sentence and some fighting moves, all 3 guys were bitten to death.
"Woooh, they really can't move. Good job~" she said before Hibari left.
"I thought you were on our side!" exclaimed Tsuna.
"I'm in no one's side" she responded.
"That bastard! Hurting Juudaime! I will kill him!" Gokudera snapped and was about to rush and take revenge on Hibari, but was stopped by Tsuna, who covered in bruises, made a huge effort to prevent his friend to win another beating.
"It's ok Gokudera-kun, you don't have to take revenge. I'm not that worn out."
"But... Juudaime..."
"Besides, I don't want you to get hurt."
"I didn't know the Juudaime appreaciated me so much, sniff, sniff" starting to sob he hugged Tsuna as hard as he could.
"It's no big deal, maybe we looked a bit odd going around in underwear in school", Yamamoto hugged the both of them.
"Don't hug the Juudaime as well, baseball freak!"
"Ma, ma, it's okay, see?~"
"Calm down, Gokudera-kun..."
"This people is weird" Fran murmured to herself recalling how much she despises hugs and any kind of contact with people.
"Fran!" Yamamoto shouted trying to hug her as well, "You want a hug as well?"
"No" she answered on the monotone, "Hugs are disgusting. Is like another way of choking people, anyway, you should put clothes on, people is staring at you" she pointed their underwear.
"Juudaime, you can use mine" Gokudera rushed and lend his uniform to the brunette.
"It's okay Gokudera-kun, I will go for one to my house" Tsuna said remembering he destroyed the one he was using.
"I'll go with you, Juudaime!"
After that, everyone went to classes as if nothing had happened, except that now everyone was making fun of Tsuna.
It is really not normal that a flying guy arrives to school in boxers screaming "Kyoko, please go out with me!" Yup, that's really not normal. And nobody gonna forget that in a long time~
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. . .
School can be very tedious, especially when you're hungry and when you only have a weird 'fried octopus' as lunch, the one now was on a freak's hands.
The mint-haired sighed and she decided to take some fresh air, so she went to the backyard and sat alone under a tree, where all the noise and people weren't so annoying.
"Hey, Fran!" someone called her, but she couldn't find from where that voice came from, so she ignored it, "Maybe that hitman fairy."
"Fran! It is me!" the girl turned to her back but she only saw the tree, so she replied "Hi talking tree."
"I'm right here!" Tsuna came out of behind the tree leaving Fran with an expressionless emotion, "Sorry if I startled you."
"No, you didn't."
"Can I take lunch with you?"
"I don't mind."
"You have something to eat?"
"No, I gave my bento to Gokudera."
"Again?!"
"What's wrong with it?"
"You need to eat something, good thing I have a lot of lunch" he peeked at his own bento, "No way!"
"What's wrong?", asked a 'curious' Fran.
"Reborn ate it" he said with teary eyes showing a note which says 'That was junk food, I had to get rid of it. And I'm full, tell mom to prepare you a hamburguer for tomorrow'. "It wasn't junk food! My mom doesn't cook junk food!"
"Is okay, I'm used to not eat anything."
"I'm really sorry… Sorry, sorry" he apologized several times before recovering, "By the way, why you don't tell Gokudera-kun that the alien's food is just your grandma's food?"
"I don't trust him."
"He's an inoffensive guy…"
"He brings dynamite to school."
"How do you know that?!"
"I saw him launching dynamite to some people teasing you screaming 'Don't mess with the Juudaime or I'll definitely kill you'" she stood up interpreting Gokudera.
"So you saw that…", the sweat drips on the head of Tsuna were countless.
"Now that I think, where is he?"
"Yamamoto wanted to practice a bit with the baseball team, but Gokudera-kun said he couldn't leave him alone, maybe he will do something to earn my trust, hahaha", he tried to laugh in vain.
"I see. By the way, why you were behind that tree?" she sat again and stared at him.
"Because everyone is making fun of me for what happened in the morning, and I couldn't defend myself, so I just hid" the mint-haired didn't say anything so the brunette continued, "Umm… well.. Fran, can I ask you something?"
"You just asked me something."
"No! I mean …another question."
"Ok."
"Well… um… Fran, you're a girl, right?"
"Huh?" she found strange the question, but she only stared at her breasts before answering with confidence, "Yes, I am."
"Well… Amm… If I were a boy…"
"You are a boy" she said with the monotone.
"I know! What I mean is… What I wanted to say is that if I were a boy and if I wanted to ask you out, how would you like me to ask?"
"Are you asking me out?"
"No! I mean, I don't think you're ugly! No! I didn't say that! I said…"
"Tsuna, the love is a bad thing."
"Why?" he asked surprised by that answer.
"In the movies, every time someone is in love he ends killed by zombies or by the same lover."
"What kind of movies you have seen?!" a sweat drip appeared on his head.
"Gore ones."
"That's why!" he exclaimed, "Well…Returning to my problem… Do you know Kyoko-chan?"
"Sasagawa?"
"Yes, her!"
"You wanna have a date with her?"
"Well…"
"Fight for her hand."
"W-What? F-Fight?!" the brunette shivered by just thinking in having a street fight with an incredible muscular guy.
"Yup, in the movies they always fight for the hand of a woman using an armor and a lance riding a horse."
"Those are medieval movies!"
RING-RING
"Ah, lunchtime is over~" Fran stood up and cleaned the dust of her uniform.
"Wait... What should I do?!"
"Like I said before, fight for her hand."
"F-Fight?" the poor child was shivering so hard, and Fran could almost feel pity for him, ALMOST.
Well... that's it. Hope you enjoyed it:)
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