Hey guys, what's up? Not much? Meh, me either. Here is chapter 2, but before you read, here is a list of main characters (they are all from iCarly in some way)

Sam Puckett- preggo teen

Griffin Anderson- Sam's best friend

Carly Shay- love interest of Griffin

Wendy Hinder (remember from 'I date a bad boy', the girl she brought over to study with)- Griffin's ex-girlfriend

Socko- (we all know who the infamous Socko is)- Sam and Griffin's older friend

Shelby Marx- (let's all pretend she isn't a wrestler, 'kay?) Sam's only girlfriend, second to know about pregnancy

Freddie Benson- guy who knocked up Sam

Miranda Larson- Griffin's mom

Misty Anderson- Griffin's sister

T-Bone- co-owner of the Hive

So there you go, the cast of this fic. There will be other appearances like Spencer and Gibby, but this is it. Review telling me who you want to see become a couple. Okay now you may enjoy the story.

Disclaimer: I don't own iCarly but I own this fic and its words.


Griffin's POV

You watch the clock religiously, waiting for it to strike six. You count down the seconds. You hate your job, you absolutely hate it. But you had to take it, because you had to help your mom pay the rent. And ever since your jackass of a father took off looking for fame and fortune, money's been tight.

So you get to sit, or rather stand, behind a cashier, ringing up customer's purchases, which isn't bad, but the job itself is so tedious. One time you actually got so bored that you talked to different customers with different accents; one lady actually believed you were Australian. You got a kick out of that. The only good part of your job is when Carly comes. Carly Shay, perfection. Carly works next door at Jamba Juice, and sometimes her boss makes her come to the convenient store for something random like batteries or a Snickers bar. When she walks in, it's like the light only shines on her. The way she greets you, the way she says your name, it makes you want to grab her hair and kiss her.

But Carly isn't just some random girl you can just disrespect, no Carly is all woman, a respectable woman. Sam, however, tends to disagree with you. She seems to think of Carly as a plastic bitch. She insists that you only chase after her because she hasn't broken down for you. Every girl likes you, except Carly. And Sam of course, but she doesn't really count.

So getting back on topic, your job sucks.

So when you got a call today at four o'clock, from Sam, about being pregnant, you knew this was going to be an interesting evening, which is a good thing, because to be honest you need something to distract you from your job, and school, and your home life.


*Flashback*

Your standing behind the register, playing with your phone, when you see Sam calling you.

"Hullo?" You say into the receiver of your phone. "Sam?"

"I'm sofuckedGriffin!"

"What? Slow down."

"GriffinIthinkI'mpregnantandit'sallFreddieBenson'sfault!" She sobbed.

"Sam, do you not know the meaning of slow down? Slow down and tell me word for word what the hell is going on."

You hear a loud breath on the other end and she begins to talk once more. "I think I might be pregnant, with Freddie Benson's baby."

It's safe to say you weren't exactly expecting that.

*End of Flashback*


So you had Sam come to the store and take a pregnancy test. And that's when she told you she was most defiantly pregnant with Freddie Benson's baby, the spawn baby. In effort to calm Sam down, you told her you would meet her at the Hive, this totally over-expensive Chinese- Indian bistro.


5 things you should know about the hive

Obviously it's overly expensive, and you should never have a full out meal there, unless you are equipped with over 150 dollars.

The food there SUCKS, so there's no point in eating there.

The place is either overly crowded or deserted

They do however serve excellent Indian fudge cake balls-those are the shit-

It only has one bathroom for men and women (WTF?), so go before you visit the Hive.


It's Sam's favorite place to hang out, and whenever Sam gets into one of her drama queen crazy modes, you always take her to the place and buy her a cake ball. She usually calms down and begins to think like a normal being after those cake balls.

When the clock strikes six, Socko, a nineteen year old college drop-out and the guy who comes in after you, walks through the door. You greet him, hang up your blue vest for work, and grab your hoodie from underneath the counter. Before you leave, Socko stops you.

"Where you going?" Socko's pretty cool, and sometimes he lets you have a sip of the beer he keeps in his thermos. You usually hang out with him after your shift.

"Sam's in trouble." You say simply. He nods and waves you off. Socko knows Sam almost as well as he knows you. Sam being in trouble is old news to him.

Outside while walking along the sidewalk, you hear someone calling your name. Wendy Hinder, your ex-girlfriend.

"Griffin Anderson!" Her high, girly voice pierces your ears. You cringe and turn around. "Griffin wait up!" She's stumbling towards you, wearing stilettos and a push up bra. Her face is decked out in make-up, lips a shiny cherry red, fingernails matching

"What do you want Wendy?" You ask in a tone that sounds less than cheery. She walks up to you and smacks her gum right in your face, an annoying habit of hers.

"Where ya' goin?" She smiles a devious smile.

"Out." You hope your one worded answers will distract her.

"Lookin' for a lil fun are you?" She inquires.

You shake your head. "No, I'm just going out. In fact I should really be on my way." You turn around and begin to walk away quickly. She yells at you from down the street.

"Okay! See you later! I love you honey bunch!" She yells desperately from behind you. Five minutes later, you walk up to the Hive but hesitate before going inside. You can tell that whatever mess drama queen's in, is most likely to involve y o u in a matter of hours.

But she's your best friend, and this is what best friends do. So you go inside, inhale the strong, pungent smell of Indian Chinese food, and spot Sam.


P.S: Thanks to all who reviewed last chapter, it was only three people, but it was still nice. Hopefully you enjoyed this chapter.

-Charlie